Underworld: Evolution

[Snarf]

Re: Underworld: Evolution

Well I could give two ****s less about the Alien movies except for the first two.

Wha sup??? You got beef wif me?? *slaps chest*

[Big Rick Cook]

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Well I could give two ****s less about the Alien movies except for the first two.

Wha sup??? You got beef wif me?? *slaps chest*

[insert lewd comment here]


I'm just saying, is all.

[Snarf]

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... I hope to God that you know that I am playing with you

[Big Rick Cook]

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That lewd comment thing was in response to your *slaps chest*, a jest without being too perverted for the Free Form. You know, cause women have things... in that general vicinity.

Yes, I knew you were joking.

[Snarf]

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Ok, good just wanted to make sure.

[Marc M.]

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You know, cause women have things... in that general vicinity.

Lungs?

Oooooh, boobs.

[IRC]

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Saw it today. Everyone's right. The story's crap and doesn't make sense. But I didn't go into it for an awesome story so I was okay with it. It's basically how do we get a bad ass vampire, a bad ass werewolf, and the two characters in the first one to fight. They also tried to have a something of a love story. They fail in this indever but if does provide some nice sideboob.

Basically as far as a vampire mythos goes they fail horribly and I could have pulled something better out of my ass. But for five bucks and a pack of twislers it wasn't a bad way to kill a few hours on a saturday afternoon. Plus there's sideboob.

[highwind]

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movies suck.

[Magus]

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yeah. this movie can suck my ass.

[Riotsword]

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Plus there's sideboob.

[Obsidian]

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Yeah, it wasn't amazing. It was much better then the first one. The first one tried to hard to win MTV Movie Awards, and the really bad actor who played Kraven in the first one gets killed off right away. And Beckinsale gets nekked. And there is a vampire threesome. And lots of gore. And.... Kate Beckinsale gets ****ing naked!!!!

[DK]

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They also show the SH trailer before it.

[Magus]

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And.... Kate Beckinsale gets ****ing naked!!!!

There's sideboob. That counts as nudity? If it does, that's sad.

[IRC]

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No there's a sex scene where she gets fully nude.

[Vonwert]

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The director just wanted to see her naked.