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    #31
    Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

    Wait, lemme re-re-reiterate my statement.

    A great game-to-movie adaption is possible, it's just that no one's achived it yet.

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      #32
      Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

      Man, it must be bad if the best they can put in the trailer is a "omg, i like broke a nail because i m a woman and I did something!" line in there.
      Lil' Bean is here!

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        #33
        Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

        FINALLY a video game movie targeted at straight girl gamers! This movie is going to rock, guys, stop being such purists.


        Mortal Kombat was good, I dunno about Mario brothers though, something about that Yoshi raptor thing... and Peach being an archaeologist...

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          #34
          Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

          Seriously.

          They had might as well have Kasumi and Ayane make sandwiches for Leon and Ein then vacuum the living room after changing the baby's diaper. Then they could get hit on by their boss after answering hours of phone calls.

          Maybe Tina should be an elevator operator.

          ...Actually, I'd love to see that.

          edit: Wait... you're NOT insulted by the airhead dialogue?
          Last edited by Magus; 11-23-2005, 04:59 PM.

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            #35
            Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

            I wasn't passing any judgement on the movie. It hasn't been made yet, has it?

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              #36
              Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

              Originally posted by Christina
              FINALLY a video game movie targeted at straight girl gamers! This movie is going to rock, guys, stop being such purists.


              Mortal Kombat was good, I dunno about Mario brothers though, something about that Yoshi raptor thing... and Peach being an archaeologist...
              Well it would be good if they got a few things right, for one, Ayane is Japanese. And she killed Helena's mom, I dont see why they are fighting along side eachother. Kasumi is a runaway shinobi, and you aint allowed to do that, so Ayane was sent out to kill her. And Helena is in charge of DOA Tech, the facility that cloned Kasumi. So the idea of all of them being a team is kind of a dumb one. There is no doubt in my mind that was an idea of Paul Anderson, aka, Uwe Bowe with a big budget.

              So yeah, the adaptation is waaaaay off. We have RE1 the movie all over again. Well, heres hopes to the Halo and Silent Hill movies.
              Last edited by Biggie; 11-23-2005, 06:37 PM.

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                #37
                Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

                I hear tell the videogame adaptation of the movie is made from shorter sceanarios that have nothing to do with each other and sometimes Aeon is on one side and sometimes she's on the other. Just like the series. I'll give the movie some points if it can pull off a wacky narative like that. Doesn't look too likely though.
                The trailer for the game, which is on the Aeon Flux DVD set, is ****ing brilliant. Feels EXACTLY like the shorts. It even ends with Aeon dying! I just worry that the makers of the movie forgot the charm of the show.

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                  #38
                  Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

                  Charm? CHARM?

                  *breaks open ribcage to reveal thousands of sleeping mechanical locusts*

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                    #39
                    Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

                    See, you get it.

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                      #40
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                      I love fighting games, but DoA has never managed to keep me interested.
                      Just keep making Ninja Gaiden and I'll be happy with Team Ninja.
                      Last edited by Goufunaki; 11-23-2005, 11:38 PM.
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                        #41
                        Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

                        Originally posted by Loki
                        the secret message transfer in an all tounge french kiss
                        Don't know about the rest but that's in there. They even got Stuart Townsend (Charlize's RL beau) a small cameo to do it so the kiss could be real.
                        I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                          #42
                          Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

                          The DoA trailer: It looks just like Charlies Angels, except with with a bunch of no-name girls with ridiculous hair.

                          Aeon Flux: Unless she dies every 10 minutes and the story makes no sense... well, I wont see it either way, but it would probably be better like that.

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                            #43
                            Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

                            Originally posted by marcman86
                            The DoA trailer: It looks just like Charlies Angels, except with with a bunch of no-name girls with ridiculous hair.
                            Agreed. I watched it without sound, and boy, am I glad I did.

                            Also, it does look like it should have just been a direct to video porno.
                            "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                              #44
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                              Yeah, I agree with the Renamon. This is one porn I would watch... I woulden't pay money to watch it, but I'd watch it.

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                                #45
                                Re: Wanna see something stupid? DOA Movie trailer

                                I remember reading on gamespot or somewhere about an actual porno (might not have been full hardcore though, not sure) based on Rumble Roses.
                                I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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