Kicked out of Blockbuster.

[TheHonorableRyu]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

Question: if you were working at Blockbuster (or any place else) and guy came in and performed similar shenanigans, what would you do? Join him, or....?

[Valkysas]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

kick him until he left, then take over.

[highwind]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

these type of things put a smile on my face, valk.

thank you.

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

Valk is definately one of the more interesting peoples here.

Say Valk, what became of the sandwich you threw on top of your roof?

[Valkysas]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

... oh. I forgot about that.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

Yesterday it rained like hell and I was told to rewrite my paper.

Today, the rain stopped and I read this.

Life is an ebb and flow of sorrow and joy.

[DK]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

Question: if you were working at Blockbuster (or any place else) and guy came in and performed similar shenanigans, what would you do? Join him, or....?

I would beat the hell out of him, then after getting fired/arrested thank him for breaking the monotomy of the typical workday.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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... oh. I forgot about that.

!!!

Wow. That's gonna be one rotten sammich.

[Denmo]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

Eh, prolly eaten by birds.


Who later died of bursted stomachs.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

But wasn't it in a ziploc bag or something?

[Thief of Dreams]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

well since im a manager at blockbuster this is what i would have done:


me: are you ok?

valk: satan itches!!!!::: ::thrash::

me: are you gonna die?

valk: satan itches!!!!::: ::thrash::

me: 911, yes i have someone here having a seizure. no i havent propped his neck up or anything. if i touch them i can be sued. no i didnt look in his mouth to see if he was choking on his tongue i because i can be sued. he is still talking though... im sure he will die soon without help, and maybe a police car.

ok, thanks bye.

me: goes about regular routine.

[TheHonorableRyu]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

It's all very crazy indeed!

The most audacious random thing I've ever done in public is enter Ace Hardware with cargo pants and take one of each of the 292 different colored swatches. Pretty tame...

[Rodak]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

Funny Satan should rear his itching powder just now.

I'm reading Paradise Lost for the first time and I'll be Damned if Satan isn't The Hero of that story. He's the only one talking sense!

I'm amazed Religious folk tolerate it on their shelves.

Is this just a coincidence or is the left hand of The Devil giving me books and his right hand giving Valkysas itches?

Anyway, I hear calamine lotion is good for Satanic Rash and Itch.

Peace.

[The Toecutter]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

You should have let the workers know that Roger Zelazny's giant Mormon cockroaches were on their way...

[Maijo]

Re: Kicked out of Blockbuster.

I don't know, this seems a little over the top for me