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    #16
    Re: Food poisoning

    I got food poisoning from my favorite meatloaf ever at a restaurant I used to like going to. I'm just lucky that the violent illness was over after about an hour, and then I was fine. I guess my body just really wanted it out of there, then it was like "Oh okay, now we're cool."

    It was NOT pleasant, however. Gatorade helps.
    "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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      #17
      Re: Food poisoning

      Originally posted by John Mora View Post
      Either that or some foreign flora set up shop in my bowels and pumped out some nasty toxins.
      Found the culprit. Turns out the cure is "one large dose of Godzilla."
      What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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        #18
        Re: Food poisoning

        I'm feeling better today. I'm going to try going to work. My only concern is staying hydrated. I sweat a lot whenever I do anything.
        Lil' Bean is here!

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          #19
          Re: Food poisoning

          Ugh, seventeenth birthday. Worst food poisoning I ever had.
          162, representing

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            #20
            Re: Food poisoning

            I got food poisoning from eating my dad's hot dogs.

            Shut up.
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              #21
              Re: Food poisoning

              Originally posted by Duel View Post
              I got food poisoning from eating my dad's hot dogs.

              Shut up.
              What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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                #22
                Re: Food poisoning

                You have to be careful with those family weiners.
                Lil' Bean is here!

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