Re: illegal to be naked in your own home
I think it's incredibly obvious that is a joke.
Originally posted by FlamingMage
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"24-year-old Dorothy Maize was charged with indecent exposure last saturday when Paul Weizcrek, 46, climbed onto a ladder by her bedroom window and photographer her changing.
"I was exposed to her nudity for a good three minutes," says Paul, who refuses to state his place of residence. "I am deeply offended. After making several back-ups of the pictures, I deleted them off my memory card."
"I just don't understand!" says Dorothy, "I was just changing to go to bed. It was around 2:00 AM. And I looked out my window and saw - this man, standing on a ladder. He was taking pictures, and then he started lifting children out of his car and holding them in front of the window so they could see me. I just don't understand!"
"Although authorities have stated that Paul crashed his car into the side of Dorothy's house, a police spokesperson remained adamant that he would not be charged with either trespassing or destruction of property."
"This man has been scared," says the spokesperson, "and so were the thirteen missing children found in his car. All fourteen of them were exposed to the same sight that greeted their entrance to the world. Such things are simply not acceptable! After Dorothy built her house on this spot - a clear attempt to kill all thirteen missing children - her fate was sealed."
"Police also say that Dorothy was shot with a tazer nineteen times while resisting arrest. The officer that responded to Paul's distressed call reports that Dorothy was 'making loud noises' and 'trying to put her clothes back on'"
"I took it as a sign of instability. At any moment, she could have come at me!" the officer says, "Thank god that Paul was there, constantly taking photographic evidence. He has over three thousand pictures that show her naked body convulsing with shocks as the missing children screamed; I think the jury's verdict is clear already."
Some days, I am not proud to be an American.
"I was exposed to her nudity for a good three minutes," says Paul, who refuses to state his place of residence. "I am deeply offended. After making several back-ups of the pictures, I deleted them off my memory card."
"I just don't understand!" says Dorothy, "I was just changing to go to bed. It was around 2:00 AM. And I looked out my window and saw - this man, standing on a ladder. He was taking pictures, and then he started lifting children out of his car and holding them in front of the window so they could see me. I just don't understand!"
"Although authorities have stated that Paul crashed his car into the side of Dorothy's house, a police spokesperson remained adamant that he would not be charged with either trespassing or destruction of property."
"This man has been scared," says the spokesperson, "and so were the thirteen missing children found in his car. All fourteen of them were exposed to the same sight that greeted their entrance to the world. Such things are simply not acceptable! After Dorothy built her house on this spot - a clear attempt to kill all thirteen missing children - her fate was sealed."
"Police also say that Dorothy was shot with a tazer nineteen times while resisting arrest. The officer that responded to Paul's distressed call reports that Dorothy was 'making loud noises' and 'trying to put her clothes back on'"
"I took it as a sign of instability. At any moment, she could have come at me!" the officer says, "Thank god that Paul was there, constantly taking photographic evidence. He has over three thousand pictures that show her naked body convulsing with shocks as the missing children screamed; I think the jury's verdict is clear already."
Some days, I am not proud to be an American.
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