Terribly Awesome movies

[Kire]

What are movies that are so bad, they're entertaining? Here's a few to start with...

Uwe Boll's The House of the Dead is freaking hilarious, and a blast to watch w/ friends. 1st gen gameplay intercut inexplicibly w/ the movie, a rave on an island in the daytime, and Matrix teens kicking zombie ass...oh yeah, and the Asian knows kung fu of course. When someone dies, spin the cam around them and fade to red!

Ultraviolet seems like it was directed by a 6 year old w/ a lot of "cool ideas" and that's why it's hilarious. How long can someone drop down a well? How long is that rope???

R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet is either hilarious unintentional dumbassery or comedy genius.

[Kefka Jr.]

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Trapped in the Closet is ****ing BRILLIANT. All 22 parts were playing a theater near here, but I was out of town.

Is he ever gonna finish that?

[John Mora]

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Glen or Glenda? is so ****ing awesome.

[Vagrant]

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Escanaba in da' moonlight. It may be a michigan thing though.

[John Mora]

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Oh, also The Room.

[MRevelle83]

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Not awesome. But it's appropriate, considering all of your suggestions. :/

[The_Real_Crunk]

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:3

[Vonwert]

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I liked that Santa movie.


I vote The People Under the Stairs!

[Kire]

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Oh, how could I forget? The Quick And The Dead. You'll probably never get Gene Hackman, Sharon Stone, Russell Crowe, Leo DiCaprio, Gary Senise & Keith David together in a movie again, but Sam Raimi got them together for this cheesefest. It's so gloriously cheesy and bad, but I can't help but love it whenever it's on.

[Tintenfisch]

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Street fighter movie is a classic.

[Maijo]

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I'll always be partial to Troll 2 especially since I watched it without having heard anything about it, just saw it at Blockbuster and picked it up.

[The Toecutter]

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I like Cyborg.

The movie sucks, but the following make it worth watching:

-All of the main characters are named after a brand of guitar
-The post-apocalyptic scenery is very well done for such a low budget
-The sound effects are hilariously unrealistic
-It has ninjas
-It has pirates
-It has ninja pirates
-Everyone dresses as if they were at some lame 80s metal concert
-Violence, blood, and gore can be found in abundance(I particularly love the scene where Fender molests someone in the mouth with a big piece of wood, killing them)
-It has a crucifixion scene
-Fender is a badass

[Vagrant]

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I'll always be partial to Troll 2 especially since I watched it without having heard anything about it, just saw it at Blockbuster and picked it up.

That and troll 1.

C.H.U.D.? Ghoulies? Lol

[Duel]

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Mario Bro movie and Indiana Jones and the Skull of the Crystal Kingdom.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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Labyrinth.


DBU!!!!!!!