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    #31
    Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

    I like to use whatever I can scrounge for free.

    "I refuse to pay for that ****."

    Originally posted by Alzar View Post
    i have irritable bowel syndrome so when i **** a whole lot of **** gets stuck and i have a lot of butt hair so when i **** a lot of **** and butt hair gets all over my toilet paper and a lot of times my **** is green or black when i have bloody **** and sometimes i smear my **** on the mirror
    Put it on your chair, smear it in your hair, use it to lure a bear and see if I care!
    Last edited by The Toecutter; 06-18-2009, 08:46 PM.
    The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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      #32
      Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

      Why do people need double strength toilet paper? Are they following some speed minimum requirement when wiping to worry about the TP breaking? Just double the fold, jeez. It'll be the day when there's triple strength and quad-strength, I can see it now...
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      Seiken Densetsu 3, Brain Lord, Terranigma (all SNES)

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        #33
        Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

        "Double strength" tends to be more absorbant, therefore resulting in a cleaner anus with less wiping required.

        Of course, using your hand to splash some water where required, as the Muslim's have done since their existance, is a much cleaner method. In modern times, bidets fill that niche nicely.
        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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          #34
          Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

          I just print out sheets of paper with Red Dragon and Bonanza's posts and wipe my ass with those.

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            #35
            Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

            Originally posted by Biggie View Post
            I just print out sheets of paper with Red Dragon and Bonanza's posts and wipe my ass with those.
            Be careful of papercuts.
            Currently playing-
            Seiken Densetsu 3, Brain Lord, Terranigma (all SNES)

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              #36
              Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

              Originally posted by salamander View Post
              Be careful of papercuts.
              Not to worry all those posts are dull, and not sharp at all...

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                #37
                Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

                You guys are disturbingly knowledgeable on toilet paper and the like...
                Currently playing-
                Seiken Densetsu 3, Brain Lord, Terranigma (all SNES)

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                  #38
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                  How Badly Do You Want It? (VX Ace) is now available for download! - no outside software necessary.

                  "I live and love in God's peculiar light." - Michelangelo

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                    #39
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