Remember the 13 year old kid who dipped his wick inside that hambeast?

[Biggie]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

Birds and bees bond has been broken.

[Duel]

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[Eso Teric]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

That girl was hideous. Looks like a troll.







I'd still hit it.

[Biggie]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

She's fifteen you turd.

[Eso Teric]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

She's fifteen you turd.

Hence, my post.

[Denmo]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

15 and yet she looks old enough to be his mom.

This feels all too familiar.

[Toaster]

Remember the 13 year old kid who dipped his wick inside that hambeast?

Turns out he wasn't the father.

A DNA test cleared Alfie of fatherly responsibility, but rather than celebrating his freedom by spending the diaper money on a Bowflex and hair gel, he's reported to be "devastated." No one knows who the real father is, either.

That means that someone else has been having at... that.

The original story with pictures of the beast in her natural habitat.

[Denmo]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

Merge'd!

[American Hero]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

God she's ugly. Kid lucked out imo.

[Valkysas]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

I like toaster's title better.

[Ωbright]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

People are going to be bumping into him years from now at parties saying "Oh yeah, weren't you that guy that was almost the 2nd youngest guy in the UK to father a child?"

Or not.

[Denmo]

Re: 13 year old boy a father!!!!

Jes' tryin' to keep the clutter down!

[Toaster]

Re: Remember the 13 year old kid who dipped his wick inside that hambeast?

Geez, Bigfoot even beat me to the punch inside this very topic. I should have expected this, seeming as Kotaku was my source.

[Denmo]

Re: Remember the 13 year old kid who dipped his wick inside that hambeast?

On the brightside, you get to keep your topic title.

[Toaster]

Re: Remember the 13 year old kid who dipped his wick inside that hambeast?