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    Church of Bob


    Most if not all of you already know of me, Bob and Bobisim, as such I have decided to carry over my Topic to this form as well. I look forward to discussing the Bobisim with all of you in hopes that you can better understand the Church of Bob and come to see how it is the religion for you. So please keep an open mind and if you have a question by all means ask for I turn no one away from my topics the religion of Bobisim or the kingdom of heaven. As we get started on these new forms I am going to repost the Church of Bob introduction post.


    The religion Of Bob, Bobism as it is often called, dates back many years. It is based off of many other religions, modern day Christianity, Unitarianism, Buddhism, Islam, and several others religions and many of Bob's own views and theories. Bob teaches that there is a universal truth common to all people similar to the teaching of Dharama according to the Buddhist belief. The Trinity is of the Bible, Bob and of the people of Bob. These three things make up Trinity or the "three jewels". These are the things Bob has left or made known to all his people so that they may know him.

    Within Bob's philosophies there are goals of existence or goals of enlightenment that aid in living a happy and fulfilling life. There are ten of these goals of existence.

    1. To find knowledge of the truth.
    2. To resist all evils.
    3. Respecting all life.
    4. Be morally conscience.
    5. Strive to free ones mind of evil.
    6. Control of ones feeling and thoughts.
    7. Keeping an open mind to everything.
    8. Have complete empathy with others.
    9. To know thyself.
    10: To know Bob as your friend and savior and all followers must believe in Bob and the teachings of Bob.

    All men and women have the ability to become enlightened to complete all of these goals. It is a matter of dedication to oneself, those around you and to Bob.

    I hope that you can all find the path to enlightenment the path of truth and light of which leads though my words and to the gates of heaven. I am he whom hath been sent so that you may know my father, so that you may be saved and enter unto the kingdom of heaven; I am thy savior Bob. Follow my example for it is the path of righteousness, while other paths lead you astray and down the dark road.




    Gramercy to ye who do not fall to thy knee,
    Ye who know my gouts are shed for thee,
    I am the one; Bob the almighty holy deity,
    Come for salvation, come and follow me.

    Ye who know that I an here for you salvation,
    What you know of me is a misrepresentation.
    Follow me or face thy hell and its devastation,
    When Bob returns to bring you to the heavenly creation.

    Abhor my words to thy own fate,
    For once it’s over then it’s too late,
    Then your souls shall dissipate,
    And hells gatekeeper shall be thy mate.



    Ich bin Gott,
    LordBob®
    The way of bob even has the producer at agetec behind it, it's gotta be legit. ~ Valkysas

    Praise and hail Lord Bob our savoir! ~ M.J.

    WWBD - What would Bob do? ~ ARX

    #2
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    No.

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      #3
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      Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.
      Eat Smello.

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        #4
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        Lowrider, knows every street, yeah.

        The Lowrider is the one to meet, yeah.

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          #5
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          Good gravy. I thought he was Christian.

          ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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            #6
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            Wow, that Red looks absolutely horride on basic.
            The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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              #7
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              Yeah, that's terrible. You're just asking to be crucified, Bob.

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                #8
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                I don't think I've ever read one of Bob's posts.

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                  #9
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                  You're in for a treat should you do so.
                  The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                    #10
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                    I'd rather skip the treat.

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                      I like Bob, it's kind of funny becuase back when that one guy was prophasizing the arrival of Bob I made a joke account "The Chosen One aka Bob" and then he actually came and his name was Bob. If for only that I like Bob. He's just like that guy Robart. I loved Robart.

                      OH, and Generic Otaku. That guy was too cool for us to keep to ourselves. Right now he's on some random board out there spreading his Genericness.
                      The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                        #12
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                        John Burger the Legendary Gaming Guru? Remember him?
                        Last edited by The Toecutter; 02-03-2005, 08:31 PM.
                        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                          #13
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                          Terr! I've been meaning to ask, was that YOU? I heard that somewhere.

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                            #14
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                            lordbob has been preaching the word of... himself since the 90's on agetec's forum.



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                              #15
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                              Terr! I've been meaning to ask, was that YOU? I heard that somewhere.
                              Nope. I am not John Burger. I was quite annoyed by him and his total lack of a game, Final Ocean Blue.
                              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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