so my ipod was finaly stolen

[Seraph]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

I used to have a cute stuffed bunny hanging from a noose attached to my front door. I had to take it down after a while because my kids started asking why it was there.

[Valkysas]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

hanging pigeons on a string is also a good way to keep pigeons off your balcony.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

cds hanging on a string is a good deterrent to scare away pigeons from your balcony.

It's also a good way to blind people with their brights on behind you.

[Seraph]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

It's also a good way to blind people with their brights on behind you.

Why would anyone be driving on his balcony?

[Jamos]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

Because they needed directions to the road...?

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

if they reach my balcony from the road i will immediately ask for their autograph since they are clearly some famous daredevil. 9th floor balcony for the win. sez likes to spray the pigeons with water which does help.


oh, more good news. my loan just came due, guess whos 15k in the hole. looks like im toast for repayment. how many years is 132 months? it sounds overly depressing.

[Seraph]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

The only person I owe is Jesus. He gave me everything and asks for so little in return. What a swell guy.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

maybe jesus wants to help me out and pay my student loan for me? ill buy him a case of beer.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

Hang the CD from your rearview mirror, LAMERS.

[Seraph]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

Hang the CD from your rearview mirror, LAMERS.

Love you too.

[Valkysas]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

Hang the CD from your rearview mirror, LAMERS.

Won't that blind YOU?

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

It has great potential to blind you as well! I've done it before, the effect works if you hang it from the rearview mirror and then tie it in place at the bottom, too, so that it can't spin freely, thus blinding only those bastards with their brights on.

[Valkysas]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

why not just glue an array of them to the back of your car?

[Stormy]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

A one or two dimensional array?

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: so my ipod was finaly stolen

The cops don't take kindly to it.