Let me tell you Pavilion, Porkchop has grown up to be a lovable darling. The early days, I was like, "This is retarded."
It was Pavilion, it was. And when Gloomy and Porkchop broke up because like she lost a pair of his favorite socks or something and he banned her account and stuff I thought, "Good ol' Glooms." Then they got back together because he left a voicemail about how much he missed her breasts. Then she came back and I was still like, "This is retarded."
Then she got pregnant and I was like, "oh god this will be one magical disaster." But it wasn't!!
They had a beautiful baby and I think Porkchop posts pretty good posts and sometimes she talks to me on AIM and we talk about things I'm not really sure I can't remember any of our conversations. She also sent me a postcard.
I felt like sharing this story so you can all be like, "This is retarded."
Also, Magus' brolove video is awesome! I will never understand why he is so mopey he is an attractive character. Even more so in motion and color and song.
Pavilion, dearest Pavilion, I love you and this topic is for discussing people at the pavilion you like because sometimes you just gotta feel looooved.
Also, Highwind no matter how deep you sink into bottomless depression and insanity I will always think you're a funny guy. Also I liked that song you posted.
Garr is ugly.
It was Pavilion, it was. And when Gloomy and Porkchop broke up because like she lost a pair of his favorite socks or something and he banned her account and stuff I thought, "Good ol' Glooms." Then they got back together because he left a voicemail about how much he missed her breasts. Then she came back and I was still like, "This is retarded."
Then she got pregnant and I was like, "oh god this will be one magical disaster." But it wasn't!!
They had a beautiful baby and I think Porkchop posts pretty good posts and sometimes she talks to me on AIM and we talk about things I'm not really sure I can't remember any of our conversations. She also sent me a postcard.
I felt like sharing this story so you can all be like, "This is retarded."
Also, Magus' brolove video is awesome! I will never understand why he is so mopey he is an attractive character. Even more so in motion and color and song.
Pavilion, dearest Pavilion, I love you and this topic is for discussing people at the pavilion you like because sometimes you just gotta feel looooved.
Also, Highwind no matter how deep you sink into bottomless depression and insanity I will always think you're a funny guy. Also I liked that song you posted.
Garr is ugly.






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