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    #1

    Project: Longhorn

    I recently hacked my computer... Here are some of the programming codes...

    /*TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project: Longhorn(TM) SP1 Estimated release date: 2008
    */
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "win98.h"
    #include "lepord.h"

    char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

    void main() {
    while (!CRASHED) {

    if (first_time_install) {
    make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
    hang_system();
    }
    if (still_not_crashed) {
    basically_run_windows_xp();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }
    if (!DX10GPU()) {
    set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
    setmouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    // printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    // printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

    while (something) {
    sleep(10);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(10);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(10)
    flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
    }

    create_general_protection_fault();
    }
    Last edited by Lord Cohliani; 03-30-2008, 10:23 PM.

    "There's Nothing better than a drunken Russian singing Italian opera"
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    #2
    Re: Project: Longhorn

    ha ... ha ... ha

    はじめまして。真（しん）の冷静（れいせい）です。どうぞよろしく。
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      #3
      Re: Project: Longhorn

      Originally posted by Lord Cohliani View Post
      Here's some leaked code from the new Windows operating system...

      /*TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project: Longhorn(TM) SP1 Estimated release date: 2008
      */
      #include "win95.h"
      #include "win98.h"
      #include "lepord.h"

      char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

      void main() {
      while (!CRASHED) {

      if (first_time_install) {
      make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
      hang_system();
      }
      if (still_not_crashed) {
      basically_run_windows_xp();
      do_nothing_loop();
      }
      }
      if (!DX10GPU()) {
      set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
      setmouse(reaction, sometimes);
      }

      // printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
      // printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
      printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

      while (something) {
      sleep(10);
      get_user_input();
      sleep(10);
      act_on_user_input();
      sleep(10)
      flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
      }

      create_general_protection_fault();
      }


      Let me translate for those who don't speak this language.

      It says: Why hasn't anyone ever heard of the Theremin. It has been around since 1919, but no one seems to of ever heard of this furturistic, musical instrument.
      Last edited by American Hero; 03-30-2008, 10:14 PM.
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        #4
        Re: Project: Longhorn

        new programing code? this is the code they have been using since the 80's

        Thank you Ωbright for the sig fix!
        Card Three is released! You can find it here!

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          #5
          Re: Project: Longhorn

          I saw this in an advertisement for Linux... I just had to take the time to copy it out for you guys...

          "There's Nothing better than a drunken Russian singing Italian opera"

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            #6
            Re: Project: Longhorn

            FYI LC,

            Windows Longhorn was the name of Windows Vista during its creation phase in the early 2000's, it was given the name "Vista" in July 2005.
            Last edited by JPS; 03-30-2008, 10:22 PM.

            Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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              #7
              Re: Project: Longhorn

              Well whatever.. Still funny.. I'll change the name...

              "There's Nothing better than a drunken Russian singing Italian opera"

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                #8
                Re: Project: Longhorn

                http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?s...8&cid=22787222
                Last edited by JPS; 03-30-2008, 11:29 PM.

                Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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                  #9
                  Re: Project: Longhorn

                  LOL GUYS. WHITE PEOPLE CANT DANCE, BLACK PEOPLE ARE LAZY, JEWS ARE CHEAP, AND WINDOWS CRASHES! LOLOLOL

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                    #10
                    Re: Project: Longhorn

                    every system crashes, some more then others.

                    Mine has hardly ever crashed...maybe once in the past 3 years.

                    Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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                      #11
                      Re: Project: Longhorn

                      Originally posted by JPS View Post
                      http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?s...8&cid=22787222
                      I see lol... I actually saw it in a magazine and I spent all that time writing it out by hand... Damn You Internet!

                      "There's Nothing better than a drunken Russian singing Italian opera"

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                        #12
                        Re: Project: Longhorn

                        ............Oh, I get it ......No not really.

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