Theres a zombie invasion!

[The_Real_Crunk]

WHAT DO YOU DO?! WHAT DO YOU DO?!

Im talking a mix of both shamblers and the quick violent runners.

Frankly Im not sure what Id do if it really did happen. Itd take a while for it to actually sink in that theres an actual ****ing zombie breakout. People would start running, and driving away evacuating, but its in vain as every town they head to also has outbreaks. People would be looting, and fighting over supplies, probably lots of shooting, and fires being set. Crazy people would be free to baracade and horde things into their homes. Those with nothing would be forced to leave, make friends with those that have supplies, or die. Those with supplies would have power. Total breakdown of society.

I dont have lots of stocked up emergency food. I dont have any weapons, exept for a baseball bat.

Id probably hop on my bicycle, pack my backpack with supplies, grab my bat, and head north. Bike because streets are going to be packed with people trying to escape. A bike can weave in and out of stalled traffic with ease. And north because Id figure zombies cant move if they are frozen. Or hell, I could stay right here. Its hot enough in the summer to dry zombies out, and cold enough in the winter to freeze them solid at -20°c. Or I could gang up with people I know and form a small caravan. Who knows.

Yeah I think about this way too much, but hey man, Id rather be seen as crazy now, but be prepared for it when it really happens!

And god help us if the disease/virus spreads to animals that eat the corpses.

[Manji]

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yea i guess you would have to go somewhere (extreme climates) unless you planned on manning a stronghold with some friends and family and fighting them off as they would break in. couldnt go out alone either. you'd have to travel in packs to be safe until the plauge was gone. could be a 200 year war or longer.

[gray]

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i ***** about the runners being stupid and not actually zombies and poke the slow ones in the face with a stick

[Crimson Knight]

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Imagine if the zombies could run like track stars(like in DotD)! Everybody on the ground would be screwed.

[Lord Cohliani]

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Oh god... My dad has so many guns in his garage... We would kick serious ass...

[The_Real_Crunk]

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i ***** about the runners being stupid and not actually zombies and poke the slow ones in the face with a stick

Im with ya on the shamblers. Wind up your blunt object of choice, and take aim. Then if you get a little overwhelmed you just speed walk your ass out of there, or climb up a ladder. The runners would have my slow ass in no time if I wasnt careful.

Your Harbour Hoppers only going to do so good before it runs out of gas and leaves you stranded! just store a couple jugs of diesel fuel by your front dorr in case the day ever comes when you need to steal it.

[Lord Cohliani]

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And you have to remember! NEVER leave the zombie lying there after you impale him! You have to slice off all of the limbs before you leave! Then he can't get up. Id start with the head, then if it still moves slice off the arms then the legs then RUN! And think logically here; once you slice off an arm it won't start walking about on the fingertips! After it's been decapitated there's no brain to control the muscle! So the head would seem logical cut of first right?

Another thing! Don't trust anyone! Not even friends! Look what will happen if you do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPYwmHiseXQ the second he saw his old friends in the window BAM they should have been dead!

And you gotta remember that if someone you know has a disease (See the movie above) KILL THEM!! GET RID OF THE BODY!

[Dusk Raven]

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I have it, it's a good book.

And think logically here; once you slice off an arm it won't start walking about on the fingertips! After it's been decapitated it there's no brain to control the muscle!

Exactly.

EDIT: Oh, I thought you said they WILL start walking around.

So the head would seem logical cut of first right? But if something magical is going on the head wont really matter now will it?

I think this is under the "viral zombie" assumption. And even with voodoo, cutting off the head would still render the zombie unable to coordinate it's muscles, or use four of its five senses.

And if the zombies were "puppets", being controlled by an omniscient entity, then there's really no reason why the living wouldn't be affected as well.

[Big Rick Cook]

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The omniscient entity might not be able to control things with souls, or with higher brain functions.

[Lord Cohliani]

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Dude a arm CANNOT walk on it's fingertips! the fingers couldn't even support it! And there's no brain!

EDIT I changed the earlier post to make more sense... Reread it...

[Dusk Raven]

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I know. And you've already said that. Why do you repeat yourself?

And I already reread it.

The omniscient entity might not be able to control things with souls, or with higher brain functions.

Granted.

But it depends on if it's using the nerves or just moving the bodies like a poltergeist, in which case it would be able to use anything as a zombie.

[Lord Cohliani]

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Exactly.

EDIT: Oh, I thought you said they WILL start walking around.

That's why I restated myself...

[Dusk Raven]

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But you didn't need to. I didn't believe an arm could walk, and I was just using your own statement to "contradict" the statement you never made. You don't need to tell me twice.

As for what I would do, I'll do that when I have more free time.

[Lord Cohliani]

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Oh I see... I misunderstood...

EDIT: What do you guys believe as far as the apocalypse goes?

[Lausen]

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If such thing were to happen all that I could arm my self with is like six, maybe seven swords depending on how many I could carry. Nothing like lobing off a zombie head with a Buster Blade replica. For more serious things I'd use my fully functional Katana. I'm pretty decent with it to.