While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

[truekid]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

well, obviously you should do stuff she might frown upon if she were present.

so the choice is obvious.




kill random passers-by and set up a marionette show with their corpses.

[Dusk Raven]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

Do whatever you did before you two got married .

[JPS]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

Do whatever you did before you two got married .

Hang out at the Pav all day? He does that now that hes married also, thats no fun.

Hang xmas lights and beer cans all over the tree out front and top it with an upside down bottle of jack daniels

[highwind]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

fart. a lot.

EDIT: I MEAN A LOT.

[JPS]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

Blackberry is off visiting her mother because she says I fart too much.

I have the apartment all to myself!

WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

That sounds better

[Smurvis]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

Be John Malkovich.

[highwind]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

A DIAPER!

A DIAPER!

[Funk]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

ZOMG I HAVE TO DO MY OWN LAUNDRY!

[JPS]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

No you don't, just buy new clothes everytime you need clean ones and when Blackberry comes back tell her to do it.

See, everyone wins in this deal, you'll have a lot more clothes and she'll have something to do when she comes back.

[Funk]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

But I'll have less money to buy games with.

[Nixon]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

naked everything.

I second this. Take some pictures of yourself strutting around the place, or lying suggestively on treasured personal items and/or video game consoles.

[JPS]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

But I'll have less money to buy games with.

Tell her if she really missed you while she was gone she'll buy you [insert game name here] to prove it.

[Ms. Porkchop]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

Don't shave or shower, sit around in sweatpants and drink beer.

[Funk]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

naked everything.

Yeah, being naked is step one.

I second this. Take some pictures of yourself strutting around the place, or lying suggestively on treasured personal items and/or video game consoles.

My, my. I sense widespread Funk fetishes around here.

[lil_das]

Re: While the Blackberry is away, the Funk shall play

Also scream racist remarks at random passerbys and blame it on her.
She will be in for a surprise when she comes back!
A very multicolored mob like surprise!