Forum Metahor Thingy, Taken Way To Far!

[Trebsay]

This is how I thought of a forum today...

A forums is bones, just plain old bones. You as a member are a meat supplier. Forums with alot of meat and suppliers can get even more meat suppliers to help. Forums bones like to be filled with good/funny/informing posts. So good meat suppliers supply good meat to the forum like steak and porkchops, however... Some meat suplliers like to get away with low qaulity meat called " Spam ". Meat suppliers often supplying spam will be warned and possibly shut down. Some meat suppliers who usually deliver steaks and porkchops can get away with the occasional delivery of spam.


Yeah... I'm wierd.

[Alex]

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[Misty]

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I don't supply meat to the forums. I supply candy and sweets.

And I'm the leading cause of "happy cavities".

[Armored]

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They hurt so good.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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This is how I thought of a forum today...

A forums is bones, just plain old bones. You as a member are a meat supplier. Forums with alot of meat and suppliers can get even more meat suppliers to help. Forums bones like to be filled with good/funny/informing posts. So good meat suppliers supply good meat to the forum like steak and porkchops, however... Some meat suplliers like to get away with low qaulity meat called " Spam ". Meat suppliers often supplying spam will be warned and possibly shut down. Some meat suppliers who usually deliver steaks and porkchops can get away with the occasional delivery of spam.


Yeah... I'm wierd.

does anyone one else get the feeling this is like some classy coffee house artsy place where they wear dark round shades, talk quietly, and wear those french hats?

wow dude thats deep. allow me to once again take this farther then it aught to go...

just like the real world meet suppliers we have people posting from all over the world. some of those people use special codes to bypass the inspection process at the time of posting, slipping their tainted post into the market. some of the certified inspectors cheat the system themselves by producing spam of their own (coughirccough) while others quietly squeak by with their delivery, preferring anyominity until their bogus delivery is caught. some have even been caught with using confusing identities.

maybe even the bones are at fault, being unable at times to carry the weight of the meat deliverers and slowing down business, or simply refusing to allow any meat to be delivered at all. of course it could even be the travel time that is at fault - but i digress.

when a forum becomes too difficult to supply to then the meat deliverers go elsewhere with their deliveries, leaving the bones to bleach and return to the vast earth known as the internet and from there we move into a separate analogy.


<speratic claps from the auidence>

[Misty]

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.....I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

[thetruecoolness]

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Sorry but it's true.

Also from what little I understood I don't think this thread is supplying very quality meat, or something like that.

[Valkysas]

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we have a forum meta whore?

[Jamos]

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[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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probably me, and given the fact that your typing has started to go i can see my business is thriving.

[Red Dragon]

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As TTC said.



I demand this be a Emoticon.

[Valkysas]

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no. we make our own memes here.

[Red Dragon]

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[Jamos]

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Then I demand this be an emote for wtf.

Because it both sums up what you think when you see it and what I'm thinking about this thread.

[Misty]

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The facepalm emote is a good one.