Wedding Showers

[Funk]

Dammit.

Blackberry is off having fun judging toilet paper wedding gown pagents while I'm here eating a turkey sandwich and drinking rum and Ruby Red Squirt.

[Goufunaki]

Re: Wedding Showers

And you didn't invite any whores to your home? For shame!

[Funk]

Re: Wedding Showers

I might touch myself later...

[John Mora]

Re: Wedding Showers

Dammit.

Blackberry is off having fun judging toilet paper wedding gown pagents while I'm here eating a turkey sandwich and drinking rum and Ruby Red Squirt.

Now post that every week for the rest of your life. That's marriage!

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Wedding Showers

If she's having a bridal shower you should be having a... groomal shower. But not as icky and unsanitary as the name implies. I envision it as basically like a bachelor party but with presents and wrapping the strippers in toilet paper.

[Funk]

Re: Wedding Showers

I get a bachelor's party in July. I am under the impression that there will be an unending supply of hard liqeour and bocce balls.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Wedding Showers

probaly an equaly proportante amount of washroom trips to pray to the porcelin gods.