Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

[Redneck 2000]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

Well say she calls her husband out on you and says you were trying to assault her or something. Would you rather have something or not?

Just sayin' is all.

Have fun!

[Riotsword]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

screw the knife, bring your friends.

[Czechs Mex]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

FUKC! ****.
That ****ign ***** TOOK MY WAJLLET.





Goddamnit knife was a bad idea. Accidently used can openter. It was gone it 2 seconds anywasy. That bitc`h is like a ****ing cagefighter or something. This is so beyond knifes anyway. Im going back to her hose now to get my ****ing money but ill bring people. Witll report back.,

[Valkysas]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

this has to be an april fools prank. remember. different time zone. as his title says.

[Riotsword]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

Wow, there was so many typos in that post, Czechs....


And I TOLD YOU to bring friends.

[Armored]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

If this whole topic was an april fool, that's just brilliant. The only way it could be better now is if he pretended to go to prison over some incidents that followed.. and acted like he was in jail for like a month before saying April Fools, biotches.

[Redneck 2000]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

If it isnt, it's awesome, though.

[Czechs Mex]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

HOLY SH*T.

No, I didn’t go to jail, but damn. Just damn. I'll post the whole story tonight.

[Caciss]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

I'm not sure if I can believe this...

[Redneck 2000]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

I look forward to it.

Hurry up and post Czechs, even if it is an April Fools. I still wanna see.

[Czechs Mex]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

Alright, wow. I don’t even know where to start. Some people don’t believe any of this, and I can’t really blame you. This has been an interesting f*cking weekend, that’s all I can say. Lessons have no doubt been learned, and a friend I had is no longer with us.


Before I get into the whole thing, I should mention this:

However... every Thursday they have $1 pitchers at the place we were at, which is phenomenal for around here. With a little motivation, hard work, and alcohol, it didn't take long before I was singing 80's power ballads at the top of my lungs.

Remember back when I said that? I lied. It was actually $1.50 per pitcher, not $1. HARHARHAR!!! APRIL FOOLS.

Yeah, I kinda feel like I’ve got to keep SOME sense of humor in this whole ordeal, or I’ll just completely lose it.




Okay, getting on with it… well… I guess I’ll start where I left off. Last you heard from me, I was heading over to that b*tch’s house with some of my friends, completely ready to bust her head for taking my money. Sorry about the incoherent post there.

But fortunately, I never made it back to that woman’s house. VERY good thing. That would have been extremely foolish.

I would have felt like a total idiot, too, because as it turned out, she didn’t actually steal my wallet to begin with. God, that would have been embarrassing.

What is embarrassing, though, is that I never even got to meet that woman that second night.

And I’ll be damned, it turns out I never met that woman to begin with.

I got that pic off the internet.

My friend David didn’t really find me a birthday whore.

I don’t even have a friend named David.

And I didn’t end up going out for my birthday on Thursday.

Because it WASN’T my birthday.

Yep, some of you guessed it, APRIL FOOLS.




Anyone? Anyone?



There it is.

[Redneck 2000]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

liar

[Czechs Mex]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

Nothing I said was a lie, except for on april fools, when lying is accepted and encouraged. I expected a more enthusiastic reaction out of you, knifey.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

Haha, I am awesome.

Someone give me positive rep points for spotting it early on.

[Czechs Mex]

Re: Happy Birthday, Czechs Mex

Done and done.

I think my credibility went down the crapper when I said I accidently used a can opener instead of a knife. I wasn't expecting it to get so outlandish.

oh well. I'm gotta say i'm sensing some disappointment, like some of you were actually hoping i'd been killed or tossed in jail. or maybe it's just overall indifference.