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    PANDA HAT

    Gloomy took a picture of me. I'm the one wearing a panda hat.



    I eat bamboo.
    Forged from Steel, iron will. Sh** For brains, born to kill!


    #2
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    Um, I think we could have figured out you were the one in the hat.

    Um... nice expression you have there. Photogenic.

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      #3
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      I would like to thank you, however my sharp panda claws make it quite difficult to type a reply on this keyboard, I, a panda, am using now.

      So I will leave you with these parting words of a panda...

      " . . . (Panda noise) . . . " - The Panda.

      PS: Ride the panda.
      Forged from Steel, iron will. Sh** For brains, born to kill!

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        #4
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        Hey, where your bamboo stick at?!
        Despite what you think, I am very, very real.

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          #5
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          I like the expression on your face!
          1) Statement 2 is true
          2) Statement 1 is false

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            #6
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            As an illiterate panda, I will attempt to answer your questions as best I can. First to answer your question about the missing "bamboo stick." It is what was used to coax me out of the underbrush/coatrack for this very special, very candid Panda Photoshoot (tm).

            I will continue to feild questions regarding panda life, times, and....what it means to be panda in this day and age.
            Last edited by Gloom; 10-21-2006, 11:28 PM. Reason: CORRECTING PANDA SPELLING
            Forged from Steel, iron will. Sh** For brains, born to kill!

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              #7
              Re: PANDA HAT

              What's it like being endangered?
              1) Statement 2 is true
              2) Statement 1 is false

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                #8
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                Not endangered enough....

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                  #9
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                  Hmmmm. I think I can explain this to you, using pandas.

                  You know in like that movie, I think it was called like a month late, or 28 days. Where he's in like.... that place, where they put people who got shot. But didn't die. And he's like "I gotta leave this place." So he does. And he like gets out side, and there is alot of dead people who are not dead, cuz there still walking around.

                  ... Well picture that, but replace it with pandas, and take out the dead non dead pandas who wanna eat panda flesh.

                  So its kinda like...... no pandas.
                  Forged from Steel, iron will. Sh** For brains, born to kill!

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                    #10
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                    That's deep, man. Deep. You're a Panda Poet (tm).

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                      #11
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                      Thank you, its very hard to find someone who appreciates the arts, specially the panda arts as much as I do. Regarding the topic of Panda Poetry(tm), you're right it is very deep. But Panda Poetry (tm) is a very hard thing to break into and also..... understand. Or tolerate.

                      We, first have to think, and reflect on what it is to ... panda. Then we move to the next and most labor-intensive part of the process. Mauling serveral unsuspecting people. And eating them. After much reflection, and mauling, we, the pandas, then take a huge dump and walk away. Some people call these treasures : Chinese jungle pudding, floor pie, or.... as I like to say, Panda Poetry (Shanghai Steamer).
                      Last edited by Lunchbox; 10-21-2006, 11:01 PM.
                      Forged from Steel, iron will. Sh** For brains, born to kill!

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                        #12
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                        Is that a Value Village?
                        Oh my god! You are so beautiful.
                        I had no idea how beautiful you were.

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                          #13
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                          If by village you mean... a panda's natural habitat! Then yes it is a value village. I mean bamboo forest. I didn't poop in the used electronics.
                          Last edited by Gloom; 10-21-2006, 11:28 PM. Reason: CORRECTING PANDA SPELLING
                          Forged from Steel, iron will. Sh** For brains, born to kill!

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                            #14
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                            My favorite part of The Amazing Panda Adventure is when they jump in the river with the leeches and they have to take their clothes off.

                            :3

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                              #15
                              Re: PANDA HAT

                              LUNCHBOX, QUIT TALKING SO MUCH

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