Something weird about your daily lives

[Kire]

Every day I walk around w/ a magic tag around my neck w/ my name and picture on it. Everyone is required to wear one. When go through the door that gets me into work, I have to rub it over a magic spot until it beeps, then I can walk through the door. I feel like Wizzo from the Bozo Show. "Doo-dee-doo-dee-dooooooo!"

[John Mora]

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I work at what is essentially Balamb Garden. I sometimes hum the music as I'm walking to and fro.

[Funk]

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It ****** me off at work when customers refer to me by name simply because I have my nametag in plain sight while they are masked behind a veil of anonymity.

[DarkwingChuck]

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I don't work. I spend 99% of my waking time on the Pav. Pathetic is me.

[neobi]

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[Nixon]

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I have a keycard as well, but it's not fancy enough to have my name or photo on it. I like to think of it as a video game item.

"To enter the WORK level, you must obtain the grey keycard."

The game of life can be so dull~

[Kire]

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The truth of the matter is that Hideo Kojima was trying to prepare us for our keycard driven lives. Too bad it doesn't apply even more to our jobs, like if you got a promotion, you would recieve a new keycard that will let you access new interesting aspects of the company building.

Wait...I think that's how Scientology works.

[John Mora]

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I also have a fancy photo keycard that lets me into places. Keeping it warm with my body heat doesn't do anything but gross people out.

[Kire]

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...you implanted it into your forearm, didn't you?

[John Mora]

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lower

[Red Dragon]

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I had a job, worked with all woman... I quit that job.

[Magus]

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Yeah, Michelle Pfieffer in her Catwoman outfit once asked me out I turned her down.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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I dont have a card, but when I work the morning shift on weekends, I have to unlock the back door and type in a fancy password to turn off the alarm

[Jeroak Nelave]

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i have an id card for work...but it doesnt even do anything...it just sits there with a horrible picture of me on it, all pixelated and washed out.

I turn it around, so you cant see my face on the card, just the white backside of the card.

[Red Dragon]

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Yeah, Michelle Pfieffer in her Catwoman outfit once asked me out I turned her down.

You too! Wait a second... Who the heck is Michelle Pfieffer?