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    Underworld: Evolution

    I might go see it. The first one was okay. Not great, but okay. Not half as good as the vampire movie I want to make. Evolution sounds to be every bit as confusing and pointless fun as the original.
    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

    #2
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    Boy, I can honestly say I'm bored with the types of movies like Underworld. No offense to all ye who seek vampiree goodness, I just don't roll with the fanged ones.

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      #3
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      Underworld was on of the most terrible movies I've ever sat through. I'd rather watch Captain Ron that ever see even a frame of it again.


      The sequel? No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!


      NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!



      NO!

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        #4
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        It belongs on the direct-to-video shelf.

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          #5
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          It belongs in the Poopbin.

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            #6
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            Oh come on. Kate Beckinsale in leather. That's gotta be worth at least a matinee viewing.
            The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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              #7
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              Van Helsing.

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                #8
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                Well, I saw the first on HBO. Hot chick + lots of shooting made it worth watching. The plot and crap was good for nothing though.
                I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                  #9
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                  I think that this movie is great and possibly worth seeing.

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                    #10
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                    I think you are a dork and possibly worth beating.


                    FACED.

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                      #11
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                      Oh come on. Kate Beckinsale in leather. That's gotta be worth at least a matinee viewing.
                      I can see girls in leather, pleather, or nothing at all any time I want. Even without the internet there are girls to look at on tv, magazines, billboards, newspapers, and real life! I don't need to waste 2 hours and 7 bucks to watch a pretty lady act terribly.

                      I goto movies to see a story not a sex show.

                      I guess I'm the minority.

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                        #12
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                        I thought the first one was okay, though it left me feeling like there wasn't enough playing with the whole Vampires vs. Werewolves thing. It just didn't seem to have enough vampire and werewolf stuff, like vampires feeding on humans, and humans being hunted by werewolves, all the things that make monster movies great.

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                          #13
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                          Originally posted by Loki
                          I can see girls in leather, pleather, or nothing at all any time I want. Even without the internet there are girls to look at on tv, magazines, billboards, newspapers, and real life! I don't need to waste 2 hours and 7 bucks to watch a pretty lady act terribly.

                          I goto movies to see a story not a sex show.

                          I guess I'm the minority.
                          No there are other women out there.
                          The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                            #14
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                            I don't see what the big deal is about, the movie will be great.

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                              #15
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                              I heard that the first one was written by the producers 8th grade son who once heard about a vampire from a friend of his. Then he heard about a werewolf.

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