Church of Bob

[LordBobR]

Most if not all of you already know of me, Bob and Bobisim, as such I have decided to carry over my Topic to this form as well. I look forward to discussing the Bobisim with all of you in hopes that you can better understand the Church of Bob and come to see how it is the religion for you. So please keep an open mind and if you have a question by all means ask for I turn no one away from my topics the religion of Bobisim or the kingdom of heaven. As we get started on these new forms I am going to repost the Church of Bob introduction post.


The religion Of Bob, Bobism as it is often called, dates back many years. It is based off of many other religions, modern day Christianity, Unitarianism, Buddhism, Islam, and several others religions and many of Bob's own views and theories. Bob teaches that there is a universal truth common to all people similar to the teaching of Dharama according to the Buddhist belief. The Trinity is of the Bible, Bob and of the people of Bob. These three things make up Trinity or the "three jewels". These are the things Bob has left or made known to all his people so that they may know him.

Within Bob's philosophies there are goals of existence or goals of enlightenment that aid in living a happy and fulfilling life. There are ten of these goals of existence.

1. To find knowledge of the truth.
2. To resist all evils.
3. Respecting all life.
4. Be morally conscience.
5. Strive to free ones mind of evil.
6. Control of ones feeling and thoughts.
7. Keeping an open mind to everything.
8. Have complete empathy with others.
9. To know thyself.
10: To know Bob as your friend and savior and all followers must believe in Bob and the teachings of Bob.

All men and women have the ability to become enlightened to complete all of these goals. It is a matter of dedication to oneself, those around you and to Bob.

I hope that you can all find the path to enlightenment the path of truth and light of which leads though my words and to the gates of heaven. I am he whom hath been sent so that you may know my father, so that you may be saved and enter unto the kingdom of heaven; I am thy savior Bob. Follow my example for it is the path of righteousness, while other paths lead you astray and down the dark road.




Gramercy to ye who do not fall to thy knee,
Ye who know my gouts are shed for thee,
I am the one; Bob the almighty holy deity,
Come for salvation, come and follow me.

Ye who know that I an here for you salvation,
What you know of me is a misrepresentation.
Follow me or face thy hell and its devastation,
When Bob returns to bring you to the heavenly creation.

Abhor my words to thy own fate,
For once it’s over then it’s too late,
Then your souls shall dissipate,
And hells gatekeeper shall be thy mate.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Alex]

No.

[Nixon]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.

[Redneck 2000]

Lowrider, knows every street, yeah.

The Lowrider is the one to meet, yeah.

[RPGD]

Good gravy. I thought he was Christian.

[IRC]

Wow, that Red looks absolutely horride on basic.

[Czechs Mex]

Yeah, that's terrible. You're just asking to be crucified, Bob.

[highwind]

I don't think I've ever read one of Bob's posts.

[The Toecutter]

You're in for a treat should you do so.

[highwind]

I'd rather skip the treat.

[IRC]

I like Bob, it's kind of funny becuase back when that one guy was prophasizing the arrival of Bob I made a joke account "The Chosen One aka Bob" and then he actually came and his name was Bob. If for only that I like Bob. He's just like that guy Robart. I loved Robart.

OH, and Generic Otaku. That guy was too cool for us to keep to ourselves. Right now he's on some random board out there spreading his Genericness.

[The Toecutter]

John Burger the Legendary Gaming Guru? Remember him?

[Czechs Mex]

Terr! I've been meaning to ask, was that YOU? I heard that somewhere.

[Valkysas]

lordbob has been preaching the word of... himself since the 90's on agetec's forum.

[The Toecutter]

Terr! I've been meaning to ask, was that YOU? I heard that somewhere.

Nope. I am not John Burger. I was quite annoyed by him and his total lack of a game, Final Ocean Blue.

[highwind]

Generic Otaku was a fun guy.

[Czechs Mex]

Yeah. Haha, that must have been a joke though. Looking back, there's no way that could've been real.

[Valkysas]

he later posted under a new name at agetec, pretending to be his brother, telling us that john burger had died. people ****ing cheered.

[The Toecutter]

he later posted under a new name at agetec, pretending to be his brother, telling us that john burger had died. people ****ing cheered.

:laugh

That's just plain awesome. Those posts still around?

[Valkysas]

http://p068.ezboard.com/fagetecfrm17.showMessage?topicID=2603.topic

conner made me really damn proud.

[IRC]

Yeah. Haha, that must have been a joke though. Looking back, there's no way that could've been real.

Generic Otaku or John Burger?

BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY GENERIC OTAKU WASN'T REAL! :shakefist

[The Toecutter]

Wow... Just... Wow!

That was hilarious.

[Czechs Mex]

I'm talking about John Burger. I never really got why you loved that Otaku guy so much, unless it was for that goofy pic he had.

[IRC]

He just tickled my fancy. Generic Otaku was just right. Just like your Gilligan pic was just right.

[Czechs Mex]

Haha, yeah, I pulled that out for a few hours today. I hope you got your fix.

[LordBobR]

Highwind I’m with Toe Cutter on this, you should listen to the words of Bob you may just find yourself learning something of truth. Perhaps you may even find that you are Bobism at heart and you never knew it. I am not here seeking recognition and glory for myself, I am here to save every soul I can even you Highwind. So I beg thee listen and adhere to my words for they are salvation.

Czechs, There are two modes on these forms if you choose one in which you can’t read the word of Bob that is your choice. There is no reason to complain about things which you have the power to change. I am here as a spiritual guide to help people find the path to enlightenment through the word of Bob. I am not here however to be complemented upon the color I write in. So to those of you who only have complain of the color of my font I would ask that you give up on this point now. The color I write in is a representation of all that has been sacrificed for you. The blood of al those who have died to save just one soul in the name of Bob, and all that has been done for you.

Valk you are right, for many years I have been spreading the word of Bob and this is another step to widen the range of its spread. Like seeds the thoughts of Bobism grow in the minds in which they are planted. All those who tend to these and nurture them will come to know the true face of Bob. They then will spread Bobism unto the world for all to know: The word of truth of light and salvation.

I pray that those of you here as well as all of the people of the world find the path of truth and enlightenment that shall lead you to the truth of Bob’s word and light the path to your salvation and entry unto heaven.


Follow me every day,
For I am the way.
Follow me though the night,
I am thy guiding light.
I shall bring you to salvation,
And you shall know my fathers heavenly creation.
The kingdom of Bob.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[IRC]

:( I completly missed it.

[pinkymadigan]

I still just don't care. Maybe this is that fine line of humor that it takes a real genius to understand.

[Valkysas]

he's not doing it to be funny. he's dead serious.

[IRC]

Location: Within all things
:lol

[pinkymadigan]

That's ok. He can be dead serious, I still just don't care.

[IRC]

Well, as long as you know that I care that you don't care, you will be wrong.

[pinkymadigan]

Wrong on what account?

[IRC]

I think it's prety self explanitory. If you think like Lord Bob does that is.

[LordBobR]

Valk is right I am very serious about my work, salvation is not a joke it should never be taken lightly nor made fun of: It is the immortal soul. There is nothing more serious in this life that to be saved and know where you will spend eternity I hope that all of you shall come to know Bob and spend all of time in heaven. I am saddened by the fact that you care so little about salvation; however that will not deter me from doing that which I came to do. I am here to teach of Bob and of his word and salvation: Those of you who have doubt in their lives come unto Bob, and know it no more for I am the rock of truth and salvation. Let us revisit the parable of the man who built his house on sand and the one who built it on the rock.

"Two men each wanted to build a house. The first man was in a hurry - he wanted it to be easy. He found a flat, sandy spot. He didn't bother with any digging he built the walls straight onto the sand. The house was quickly built. The second man wanted his house to last. He chose a place where the ground was hard. He dug deep foundation trenches for his walls, so that they were built straight onto the strong rock beneath the soil. It was a lot of hard work, and it took a long time - but the house was very strong. Suddenly, a great storm came. Strong winds blew, and it rained so hard that flood waters swept across the land. The house built on the rock stood firm, but the house built on sand crumbled into a heap of ruins."

I say unto thee I am rock in which a good foundation is made upon the path of salvation. Come to me for I am the way the truth am the light. I will lead you to the path of eternal life.

I am the rock of your salvation,
I am the one with the strong foundation.
Come to me and avoid devastation,
Avoid the sinner’s false creation.
I am the way the truth and the light.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Ryner]

If you were so perfect you wouldn't have had to edit that post.

[The Toecutter]

Ahh, but to achieve perfection is to edit.


Bob is the divine.

[Translucid]

...
I can't help but laugh when I imagine Bob's voice to be the larger of the Mooninites'.
But making a religion is a good way to pass the time.

[highwind]

Highwind I’m with Toe Cutter on this, you should listen to the words of Bob you may just find yourself learning something of truth. Perhaps you may even find that you are Bobism at heart and you never knew it. I am not here seeking recognition and glory for myself, I am here to save every soul I can even you Highwind. So I beg thee listen and adhere to my words for they are salvation.

I read this paragraph because it had my name in it.

So if you really want me to read your words of wisdom you must sporadically put my name in all of your writings.

[LordBobR]

Highwind if that is what is needed to fulfill your needs of salvation then I shall do my best to address you as you so wish. As this will encourage you to read the said paragraph and come that much closer to knowing Bob and his salvation. May you find your salvation, your rock of truth and build upon it in the church of Bob. I however do encourage you to read all of my posts as parts pertain to all people not just those specifically addressed in the heading. You are always welcome in my church may you be blessed by Bob.


Ryner I can always count on you for such genuinely brilliant words. It matters not how much you loath me Ryner I still love you and pray for your salvation for the evils of the life you now lead. Also Ryner I do not claim to be perfect for I am of flesh and no man of flesh has ever been perfect. There is but one perfect being and that is Bob. I pray that you some day see the light through that dark veil you hide behind called Christianity.

May we walk in the path of Bob and find faith and salvation within it and within our hearts.




Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Czechs Mex]

Drink the punch already, Bob.

[Sejon]

I'd rather revere the divine Penguins than this false idol called Bob.

[Czechs Mex]

Then start groveling.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1715000/images/_1716577_penguin2.jpg

[Sejon]

Puffins are archangels in the Pengunist divine hierarchy.

http://www.hamptonhillps.org.uk/gallery/puffin.jpg

[Ryner]

...but I'm not Christian.

[LordBobR]

Not a Christian you say, well then perhaps there is hope for you after all Ryner. I regret that I misspoke and associated you with them, however I must say you do act as much of one as any I have ever seen. Now then what we need to do is work on why it is you despise me so. I pray that you may come to understand the will of Bob and learn the path of truth and righteousness. Come now and cast off this cloak of distain for Bob and learn of his way and dwell in the path of truth and salvation.

Czechs I’m afraid that you are mistaken this is not a cult of any type, so I don’t think that your reference was called for. Further it is in quite bad taste do you know how many people lost not only their lives but their eternal souls because of that atrocity? It’s not a joking matter at all so before you make such comments think things through. Listen to my words and know that I am the rock of salvation. I offer only salvation unto you so before you abate me so listen to my words for they are the way to light and salvation.

Sejon, while penguins are very lovely creatures they are only one of Bob’s creations they were not created to be worshiped.


Father the hour has come; glorify thy son that thy son also may glorify thee: As thou hast given him power over all flesh, that he should give eternal life to as many as thou hast given him. This is life that they might know thee the only true Bob, and I whom thou hast sent to save them.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Sejon]

Sejon, while penguins are very lovely creatures they are only one of Bob’s creations they were not created to be worshiped.

But Bob was a creation of Bob, and perchance Bob didn't create himself to be worshipped either!

[LordBobR]

Sejon Bob is the beginning of Time, there was nothing before Bob: Bob created all but was not himself created Bob simply is the deity of all creation. The beginning and the end for none were before Bob and none shall follow Bob for he is the eternal being, creator of all and savior to all. When you too know of this you shall know Bob and trust in him as do I. Bob is the savior of all people even those who would deny him and worship faiths of human and idol designs: Turn from those evil paths and you shall be rewarded in the kingdom of Bob. Follow Bob for he is the path of enlightenment and salvation to all people.


Beyond the guard of thy domain and roost,
Beyond your lies you know the flaming truth.
There is within you a secret location,
Of thy hearts dismembered desolation,
A faintly glimmering souls reincarnation.
This; what use to be your souls radiation,
You know Bob was the center of all creation,
And that I am here to bring you salvation.

Deny my words to thy hearts content,
Then your soul shall hold you in contempt
And thy soul shall begin circumvent,
Until your guilt forces thee to repent.
All the evils of thy past derangement,
Shall be forgiven by your arrangement.
All thy sins shall be washed away,
And you can dawn cleansed in the new day.

Follow me for despite what you may have heard,
I am the light of which has come to bring the word.
I look beyond that, which you have scorned,
On my lips thy souls shall only be adorned,
Follow the ways of Bob and be reborn
And none of thee shall ever be forlorn,
And if you fall you shall be mourned
All of thee now and forever be forewarned,
Do not repent and ye shall be shorn.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[IRC]

Drink the punch already, Bob.
:lol
Oh man that was priceless.

[Kire]

Alas, I do not read thy message, for it hurts thine eyes.

Amen.

[LordBobR]

Kire I am sorry that the words of truth burn your eyes. However it is your choice to read or not read the word of Bob and know his way. I hope that you can come to terms with the truth of my words perhaps then they will not be so painful for you. However if you are referring to my font the subject has already been addressed. I do hope that you can find your way through whatever problems you may be having and see the light which is the word of Bob.


Inragedcow I’m sorry but I disagree, it was not in the least bit funny as it compared my religion and my beliefs as well as those upon this form who follow in the path of Bob to a cult who all committed suicide. Now neither cults nor suicide are funny in the least, also I doubt you would find it amusing if your beliefs were deemed to be on the level of suicidal cults. I take great offence to suggestion of this as I am here to save lives and souls for all eternity through the saving words of Bob. May you soon see the light and salvation that is the word of Bob.



May those lost find their way through Bob, and those who know their way keep it.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[IRC]

My religious beliefs are Catholic so they are compared to alot worse.

[pinkymadigan]

Bob, do you miss spellchecker at all? Just curious.

[LordBobR]

Inragedcow I’m sorry to hear that: I do not feel that religions should be deemed bad due to the actions of individuals within the church or religion. Rather those individuals that need to be held accountable not the religion however there are those that would destroy religion in any form and in any way possible. That said I do believe that there is much wrong within Catholicism; the deifying and idolizing of figures within the church is just that making false idols of people who are not God or the savior of mankind. It is not good practice to pray the vessels of God such as Mary but rather God (Bob) himself. Further as a church or mass going person you should know of the scriptures that state creating idols of people and things is a sin. I hope that you see this and know that that is not the right path and can come to know the power of Bob and true prayer unto him.



Follow me for I am the way to salvation.
I shall lead you not into temptation,
And deliver you from devastation,
And you shall live with me in a new creation;
The heavens.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[SirTMagus]

Religion is a herd mentality that only the weak subscribe to. There doesn't need to be any intermediary between me and my salvation. I make my own morals, my own truths, my own salvation.

I need not Bob.

:nintendo

[LordBobR]

SirTMagus, Religion is based upon faith, belief, morals and laws that are held to be common, and that does not make it a herd mentality. Excluding for a moment faith and belief what is does make is a society of people who hold certain moral standards and laws that are beneficial for the majority of the people. Now faith and belief are on a personal level and just as with morals and laws there is common ground such as Bob is the one true God these are beneficial for the society to hold it together as a community just as morals and laws. Now not all people will necessarily agree with the majority on all things if they did then it would most certainly be a herd mentality. However there is one thing stopping that free will. As people are free to choose to believe in Bob follow laws and so on there is no herd mentality. Now if you are speaking of individual congregations of churches or people who perform certain ritual acts then there are some similarities. However again not all people follow the rules of the laws or teachings of religions: Some do so some do not therefore you can not assume all people of a religion are going to think act or react identically. So then what sets you above the rest of society? What right have you to make your own morals to abide by? Would your own morals be that of the society of the law: Or perhaps there they those of the ones you sometimes feel like following? There are reasons for morals and laws in society just as there are reasons people believe in religions and have faith and it is not to follow but to lead.


I pray that one day you see this light that hath shown and come to it so that you may know Bob as thy lord and savior.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Czechs Mex]

Do you have pamphlets?

[IRC]

That said I do believe that there is much wrong within Catholicism; the deifying and idolizing of figures within the church is just that making false idols of people who are not God or the savior of mankind. It is not good practice to pray the vessels of God such as Marry but rather God (Bob) himself. Further as a church or mass going person you should know of the scriptures that state creating idols of people and things is a sin. I hope that you see this and know that that is not the right path and can come to know the power of Bob and true prayer unto him.


Mary is not deified. Catholics pray to Mary to pray for us. That's one of the main points of Catholicism, that we ask other to pray for us.

I find it kind of funny that you chide me for deifying Mary but then ask me to worship you and pray to you.

[Czechs Mex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/czechsmex/detector_hand.gif

[IRC]

screw you and your bob detector

[SirTMagus]

Well, screw you and your Tom Brady.

[IRC]

:upset Thou shall not speaketh ill of Tom Brady!

[LordBobR]

Inragedcow, I do believe the prayer goes something like this:

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with you.
Blessed are you among women,
and blessed is the fruit of your womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

Now Inragedcow are you going to tell me that that prayer does not make an idol of Mary. The fact is that it does it brings her to the level of God if not above after all she is the mother of God himself. You can not tell me that that it is in no way deifying or praising Mary when obviously it states Mary Mother of God. Also I do not ask that you pray to me for I am not God, I am one with Bob and am of Bob but I am merely the vessel of the almighty Bob, the one true God.


Czechs I read of your faulty God detectors on the old pavilion forms, and while it is a nice photo shopped picture, it is in no way accurate I assure you of that. However Czechs if you would like I would be more than happy to send you a picture of one that is operating correctly.


A man who speaks the truth is at ease.
A man who shares the truth is courageous.
A man who knows the truth is wise.
A man who practices the truth is saved.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[SirTMagus]

A man who shares his butt is courageous.

[altoecko]

This is what I think of your religion:

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:

John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

Mary: Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"

John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the **** out of you."

Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropists. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever he wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss his ass."

Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."

Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"

Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."

John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"

Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."

Me: "And has He given you a million dollars?"

John: "Well no. You don't actually get the money until you leave town."

Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"

Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and He kicks the **** out of you."

Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"

John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

Me: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"

Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty-dollar bill on the street."

Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"

John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"

Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass He'll kick the **** of you."

Me:"Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from him..."

Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Me: "Then how do you kiss His ass?"

John: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."

Me: "Who's Karl?"

Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss His ass, and that Hank would reward you?"

John: "Oh no! Karl has a letter he got from Hank years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."

From the desk of Karl

1.Kiss Hank's ass and He'll give you a million dollars
when you leave town.
2.Drink only in moderation.
3.Kick the **** out of people who aren't like you.
4.Eat right.
5.Hank dictated this list Himself.
6.The moon is made of green cheese.
7.Everything Hank says is right.
8.Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9.Don't use alcohol.
10.Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11.Kiss Hank's ass or He'll kick the **** out of you.

Me: "This appears to be written on Karl's letterhead."

Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."

Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."

John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."

Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

Mary: "Not now, but years ago He would talk to some people."

Me: "I thought you said He was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the **** out of people just because they're different?"

Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

Me: "How do you figure that?"

Mary: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hank says is right.' That's good enough for me!"

Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."

Me: "But 9 says 'Don't use alcohol.' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."

Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon was somehow 'captured' by the Earth has been discounted*. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."

John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"

Me: "We do?"

Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."

Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying 'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"

John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."

Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

Mary: She blushes.

John: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."

Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

Mary: She looks positively stricken.

John: He's shouting. "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"

Mary: Sticks her fingers in her ears."I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."

John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."

Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

Mary: She faints.

John: He catches Mary. "Well, if I'd known you where one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the **** out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

[altoecko]

Well I thought it was funny.

[The Toecutter]

Easy point to understand, but oh so relevent.

[LordBobR]

Sorry about taking so long to reply to this my time has been limited as of late however I want you to know that you are not forgotten nor have you left the sight or mind of Bob for even a moment.

I agree it is an amusing scenario one that you must face with most religions however Bobisim is not so unjust. Rather than take into account only your worship of him Bobisim also draws much from how you have lived your life in accordance with the just and moral standards of the individuals lifetime as well as asking to be resolved of their actions. There are many who think they will be in heaven that shall never see its golden shore and many who may feel that they have no hope of seeing heaven that will be there. For all have hope of seeing the kingdom of Bob not only those who seek my faith.

Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[OmegaD3k]

Simply question:

Does this church of bob have anything to do with aliens, UFOs, the theory of Atlantis and the second coming of something which will mean the end of everything?
If not, I'm out.
No religion is set without it's own ORIGINAL end of times prophecy.. Dammit.

[Ryner]

The Church of Bob is only about worshipping Bob and following his word. I dont know why, really, I dont think he actually explained why. Too busy telling us to follow him to bother telling us why, I guess.

[LordBobR]

Actually Ryner if you were to read my posts you would discover the reasons that people should worship Bob is that the religion of Bob is not tainted by false prophets skewing the word to benefit themselves. Such as in demanding tithes and offering unto God. All offerings and sacrifices were to be paid by Jesus upon the cross, so then why are these extortionists demanding one tent of a congregations earning every week. All it boils down to is money for themselves. As of the teachings in the New Testament your sins have been paid so why then do millions of people give their money to the church? Many preachers and pastors skew the word of the bible to say you will not receive Gods blessings unless you give him your money. This is not a true statement can not be a true statement unless your God is spiteful and petty. I can tell you this Bob; my God is certainly not he asks only that you do good as you know it to be.

Further there are much better ways to serve Bob than to tithe to him your money Bob needs not your finances if you would tithe to Bob do it in time spent each week telling another about Bob for that will go further than ten percent of the all the wealth of all the nations of the world. Your words are that important and that powerful and this is the greatest offering one can give unto Bob not monetary possessions. You ask why one should worship Bob it is this, Bob it a God of true love for all people and things not just those who tithe unto him not just those who follow his teachings but all people and none shall be banished unto hell simple because they do not know of Bob.


Omega there is no end of time for time in essence is nonexistent it was a man made device to keep track of the changing of the universe it has no bearing upon anything really. So my question to you then is how does something nonexistent stop? However to answer the question yes there shall come once again an existence that is void on the plain that you know existence. At this time all beings of good shall be rewarded upon the eternal plain of heaven where all will live in peace and joy. The others will not be as fortunate.

We praise Bob for his words of wisdom that teach us the path that we should take to attain salvation not just for ourselves but for all those who our lives touch as they will see his glory in our lives and be moved unto him as well.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[jvrlopez]

cool, an internet jesus :lol

[Czechs Mex]

I prophesize that Bob will be posting in this topic very soon.

[LordBobR]

I am afraid that I am not an internet Jesus: I have no intent to advocate the worship of the Christian religion for it has become far to tainted for even its own salvation. Further most do not see it for the abomination of a religion that it is for many people of this false religion are to far set into the thinking that theirs is the only right and all others can go to hell. I ask you why type of religion or all loving god sends half the world’s population to hell. Certainly not a God that is all loving and all forgiving. This is why there is such a Church of Bob for Bob condemns no person to hell based upon the theology you have or have not been taught. For you see Bob is an all loving and all forgiving God, not like the Gods of all these false prophets.


I am the holy one,
Father ghost and son.
I am the way and light,
Follow me to thy delight,
You shall see him,
Bob who brings light unto the dim.
You shall know his divine ways,
And happiness the rest of thy days.
You shall see the sun set upon the old,
And the sun rise upon the new dawn,
As the new kingdom is born,
Thy kingdom: The kingdom of Bob.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[jvrlopez]

Dont bother posting your long azzed messages bob. No one takes em seriously or reads them in entirely. :)

Jesus Blessings!

[LordBobR]

Jvrlopez, I find it hard to believe that the members of the board made you the official spokesmen on the matter. I happen to know that there are people here who do in fact read all of my posts in their entirety. You can read my posts or not however it is your own soul that you are dangling above the fires I would recommend the exercise of caution of such important matters as the soul: For there is no more important a thing that the eternal soul.

I pray that you find the path of salvation through the path that is the saving grace of the savior Bob. For many people claim to know their way through the darkness but are truly blind to the light. These such people are those that would turn a blind eye unto the truth when it is presented to them and claim that truth to be wrong with much conviction, for if it were to be right then their own beliefs would in fact be wrong. You are not one such person are you?


May the blessings of Bob be yours and my you find the path of truth and light which is Bob.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Valkysas]

Jvrlopez, as the current webmaster of the RPG Maker Pavillion, I both support, and welcome bob's postings here.

[jvrlopez]

Bob: Sorry, what was that? :lol

Valk: Point taken but come on I was just having some fun with him =p

[LordBobR]

Well read or do not read the truth it is your choice and your soul you dangle above the fires. I only hope that you come to realize this and come to understand that there are many who are attempting to lead you astray. Bob however imparts only truth so that all may live their life in peace and harmony and may be accepted into the gates of heaven.


The days shall draw nigh and the people of Bob shall be alarum to it and seek to bring salvation to all those who would find it. Yet far too many who abated these warning shall fall short of Salvation. Let not this be a time of deaf ears for there are no appeals upon the Day of Judgment. Cast out you shall be; have you not followed in an ethical and moral path. Brethren not only must you walk this path of righteousness but help those who have stumbled upon it along the way: For it is far greater a thing to help those that are lost than to seek self glory and self salvation. Salvation is a gift for the world that should be shared by all people. Shun not those who would shun you for to shun another is to condemn them: And he who would condemn another is themselves condemned has no place in the Church of Bob.


Come to Bob and live,
Only one soul to give.
Come before the quakes,
And all the world shakes.
For then it's to late,
To hell is thy fate.
Bob will save you,
Come start a new,
For I am thy salvation,
This hell thy creation.
Come and I shall save thee,
Come all and follow me.
Take up thy cross,
Or all is thy loss.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[LordBobR]

Oh how certainty is spent on those so undeservingly. As you have never eyed all the terror you hold inside. For all the world is worse than me, but not abated so disdainfully. I am here to save your soul, yet you dispatched my word to quell thy dole. Who among you can offer undoubted proof, that I do not speak the sooth? You swoon over such things as the flesh desires, yet when it come to salvation wouldst rather face the fires. You ignore all the warning signs, worshiping instead gods of your own designs. The end will come too swiftly for you to decide your fate, and then you shall know it is far too late. Listen to me now or forever live with thy sorrow, for if it be so where would you sand if I come the morrow. I am here to save your soul not make you pay this mounting toll. Come to the path of salvation so I may forgive thy sin, and I shall open my kingdom and let you in.

I say unto thee you shall all know the flesh in life, and be content with that only until you see my kingdom then will ye shall truly know the sins upon thy hands; for ye shall not enter but burn eternally in the fires of hell. Let not this happen to you, follow the moral path the one of righteousness and salvation.

I pray that you know my word and its truth for your soul and salvation.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[altoecko]

Someone give him negative reputation or something? lol

Question for you: Can Bob make a rock so big even he can't lift it?

[Czechs Mex]

Are you there, Bob? It's me, Margaret.

[LordBobR]

Someone give him negative reputation or somethin?
I get at least one negative feed back every time I post which is fine with me; most of the greatest leaders were hated and ridiculed in their own times by many. I see this no as no difference those who are scared of the truth often cling to the frail remnants of the past in this case crumbling religions that have failed. Further they lash out in any way possible which would in this case be negative feed back. This is most likely done for the lack of ability to vocalize and surmount an attack in the face of the truth of the word of Bob. I do hope that these people come to see that the words of Bob lead to the path of salvation.

Can Bob make a rock so big even he can't lift it?

Yes Bob could conceivably make a rock so heavy he could not lift it. The question I’m afraid is; why would the rock continue to be where it was if Bob no longer wanted it where it was. You see in this question you are trying to compare omnipotent powers of a divine being with physical strength which are not comparable attributes. So you see yes Bob could make a rock so large he could not physically lift it however if Bob wished the rock to move or hover or no longer be it would simply no longer be.


I didn’t much enjoy Bob and Margaret Czechs, sorry: However if you have something to share pertaining to religion or any of the subjects at hand feel free to share. I pray thee the peace and wisdom of Bob may he share with you and in turn with others to glorify him.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Czechs Mex]

Out of curiosity, do you act like this in real life, too, Bob? Or are you strictly an internet jesus?

[altoecko]

Does your "after-life" have wine and sex? Or is it a more Mormon place?

[LordBobR]

Czechs I am no mere internet Jesus as you put it, I am the savior of all the world. I intend to make Bobisim known to all people. Therefore I do all that I can to be made known to all people, why do you think I post on the internet? Anyone in the world who can read or translate the word of Bob can then understand them and thus come to know Bob. To answer your other question yes I bring people to Bob offline as well. Also there are those who are sent out into the world to spread the word of Bob. After all what good is the truth if no one knows of it?


The kingdom of heaven is a wondrous place of supreme bliss and happiness which means it is what you want. The “after-life” is what you think it will be and thus so for all people who are of the teachings of Bob.


Beyond the guard of thy domain and roost,
Beyond your lies you know the flaming truth.
There is within you a secret location,
Of thy hearts dismembered desolation,
A faintly glimmering souls reincarnation.
This; what use to be your souls radiation,
You know Bob was the center of all creation,
And that I am here to bring you salvation.

Deny my words to thy hearts content,
Then your soul shall hold you in contempt
And thy soul shall begin circumvent,
Until your guilt forces thee to repent.
All the evils of thy past derangement,
Shall be forgiven by your arrangement.
All thy sins shall be washed away,
And you can dawn cleansed in the new day.

Follow me for despite what you may have heard,
I am the light of which has come to bring the word.
I look beyond that, which you have scorned,
On my lips thy souls shall only be adorned,
Follow the ways of Bob and be reborn
And none of thee shall ever be forlorn,
And if you fall you shall be mourned
All of thee now and forever be forewarned,
Do not repent and ye shall be shorn.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Rain]

Why hasn't this guy been banned yet? :|

He just spams and throws his religion on others with no purpose.

[Czechs Mex]

I don't know if that's bannable, and Valk likes him anyway.

At least he's got a novel idea.

[Valkysas]

Why hasn't this guy been banned yet?
he has yet to break even a single rule.

He just spams and throws his religion on others with no purpose.
This isnt spam, and it's pretty obvious what the purpose of this topic is.

no one is forcing you to view his posts.

[Rain]

:blink

I swear, I've ruined my reputation too far to have much of a purpose being in any forum but the RPGM ones.

Any time I mentioned the word "furry" I was stomped into the ground and eaten because of the hate for furries here. Yeah, I know I took it a little far back then, but still. I mention it, he attempts to shove it down throats.

I'm getting attacked by Mora right now for posting a picture of two humping dogs while others get off saying "shoving *you know what* up *you know what**. :| A prime example is given in that topic.

The picture of which, by the way, shows no privates or anything like that at all. It's just suggestive.

[Valkysas]

okay, thanks for hijacking bob's topic.

Any time I mentioned the word "furry" I was stomped into the ground and eaten because of the hate for furries here. Yeah, I know I took it a little far back then, but still. I mention it, he attempts to shove it down throats.

you accuse bob of spamming his own topic, then you go and do this? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BEEN OVER THIS? like, 3? one for each time we had to ban you? keep that stuff out of other people's topics!!! if you want to talk about it, start your own damn topic, don't hijack others!

I'm getting attacked by Mora right now for posting a picture of two humping dogs while others get off saying "shoving *you know what* up *you know what**. A prime example is given in that topic.

no one but you is posting pictures of these strange things.

The picture of which, by the way, shows no privates or anything like that at all. It's just suggestive.

yet you admit it was two dogs engaged in sexual activity. sir, that is not "suggestive"

[Riotsword]

People, people! Rain, don't make things any harder on yourself. If you call what Bob is doing spamming, then we're all guilty of it.

That said... I can't abide by this nonsense. Sorry to say, but I don't believe anyone is a savior, unless they actually make some kind of miracles happen. Sorry to have offended any of you Bob-ites(*shrug*).

[The_Real_Crunk]

But if you live by Bobs ways, miracles will happen.

[LordBobR]

Rain I have not been banned because I have broken no rules with this topic: Also there are those here who wish me here and I doubt that that will change any time soon. Lastly I have never forced my religion upon anyone all those who submit to Bobisim do so willingly. If you could simply force religion of people everyone would most likely be Christian and everyone else would be dead. Fortunately for the vast majority of the world it doesn’t work like that.

Rain your perception of yourself is harsh; you need to make sure you are well within the rules. Stop worrying about what others can get away with and worry about what you are saying and doing. That is what is important not what others are doing. If you were to follow the path of Bob you would find much less conflict with others. I pray that you find the wisdom in these words and will join the Church of Bob so that you may find truth happiness and salvation.


Riot in what small portion of life do not find miracles that are more abundant than the beauty of this world that I have created. You ask for miracles and I say they are all around you I ask you judge them each day from dawn to dusk and back again. There is far more being done than you could ever hope to realize. Those who are waiting for a miracle will never see the ones that occur right before their very eyes.


We praise thee Bob for your guidance and wisdom may all come to know thee and thy truth for thine is the way to salvation.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Riotsword]

Sorry, sir, I believe not in miracles lest I realize they are not miracles and only a can of beans.

No more postin' in this topic for me. I'm not in the mood for religious debate.

[LordBobR]

Well Riot often those who are threatened by the truth refuse to hear it I had hoped that you would not be one of these people. However if this is your wish hold seed fast to your ignorance and look in the face of salvation with nothing of meaning to say for your actions and distain of it. I hope that you realize the path that you are on and know full well how easily the way can be lost when you are led by those who know it not.


Not in the mood for a religious debate perhaps you should have thought of that before opening your can of religious beans. You may be done posting to me however I will continue to post to you in hopes or reaching you so that you may find the path to salvation and heaven for your eternal soul. Perhaps you should try and read what I have said in this topic before judging it and me, for prejudgment is often the quickest way to regret of later actions. I would like you to know I come here only to offer salvation unto all those who would hear the word of Bob and follow it. I judge no man for that is the work of Bob. I am only he who would bring the word unto the people. Who here has really been judging? You have distained me and my word from your first post in this thread attesting to how you don’t believe without proof and when I give you my proof you claim not to believe with proof either.

I pray for your immortal soul: may you find the path to salvation through the true savior Bob.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Czechs Mex]

How old are you, Bob? (If I may ask.)

And I'm not looking for a "10,000" or "since the beginning of time" sort of answer. how old is your skin.

[altoecko]

Do you study other religions? For instance the Christian religion, they have a religious text called the bible that has books in it put there by King James. Yet he got his book from the Catholics who have more books than Babtists, Methodists, etc.. But the Catholics took some books out too. Ever heard of Gnostisicsm? It's mostly where the Davinci Code originated from. In Gnostism they use all the books of the bible that have ever been known. Even the Jewish books that most Christians don't have. The modern Christian would say that God has put everything in the current Bible that he wants us to know. He took the other stuff out for a purpose. They lose sight that the Bible was written by man. Jesus was a man, a great man, I have no doubt he WAS sent by God. But he was not God's son, he was his messenger. So was Muhhamed and Budha. They all did great jobs for different places. Where Budha was, all people were slaves already, that is why he preached of becoming an individual and rising above. Jesus preached of becoming a servant and humbling yourself to others. Jesus' teachings were perfect for where he was. Muhhamed and Budha's teachings were perfect for their locale too. I don't doubt all of these men were sent by God. The reason I went over Gnosticism at the start is because, in the Gospel of Thomas Jesus mentions his brothers in life that God has sent before him. In Budha's teaching he also mention his bretheren but believes in no God. I think that all these great prophets were sent by the same man. If you are to be the next great prophet, you certainly are perfect for where you spawned at. You follow all the ideals we wish to have and you offer up an image of perfectness for our time. But if your beliefs grow as the plauge and stays for a long time in our culture, do you really want that? There will grow sceptics and eventually a loophole WILL be found in your teachings. Why preach to us about these things if it is to be only ridiculed. You say we need not hear nor accept the word of Bob to recieve salvation right? Why preach to those who don't want to hear?

[Valkysas]

some do want to hear.

and hey, every religion preaches to people that dont want to hear about it.

[altoecko]

I know some do, but he said we need not hear the word to be accepted, so why preach it to us? Don't get me wrong, I love his posts. But why this message board?

[Valkysas]

because lordbob is the official agetec savior, and as the official RPG Maker site, he just kind of belongs.

[altoecko]

Why Agetec? (Sorry I'm Agnostic, I gotta do this)

[Riotsword]

Altoecko, don't apologize for questioning things. Question all you like. Questioning gets you places. Questioning learns you things.

Bob, don't talk to me about opening any can lest you open a can of worms on that subject.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I AM AND HOW I SHOULD VIEW THINGS.

I SHALL RAIN DOWN FIRE UPON MINE ENEMIES, AND SMITE THEM WITH TACOS OF DOOM.

~May Your Roads Be Paved With Sausages,

The Anti-Bob

[Eso Teric]

"Religion is a sham and a crutch for the weak-minded."
"Religion is the opiate of the masses."

Though, come to think of it, I like some opiates. Hmm.

[Split Infinity]

*stares blankly at Riot*

But Bob brings all happiness :|

Pure happiness :|

Undisputable happiness :|

[Caciss]

*joins the Anti-Bobist cult*

[Eso Teric]

I'm naturally Anti-Bob as well. Can I be a High Priestess?

Edit:
Also, may I have a Taco of Doom? I've got one of those deep down hunger that only doom can fill.

[Riotsword]

THE TACOS ARE FOR ALL, INCLUDING MINE ENEMIES. MY FOLLOWERS SHALL BE NOURISHED WITH DOOM AND MINE ENEMIES SHALL WASTETH AWAY TO NOTHINGNESS. THEY SHALL SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY IN ENTROPY.

THE CHURCH OF ANTI-BOB SHALL BE ERECTED FOR ALL WHO WISH TO FOLLOW.

~May Your Roads Be Paved With Sausages,

The Anti-Bob

[Eso Teric]

I've seen the Anti-Bob naked. And it was good.
And so I believe...

[Ryner]

I think you're looking a bit too far into things, Alto.

[Riotsword]

Why is that, Ryner? You want him to be some kind of mindless automaton? Let him be.

[Ryner]

Well, the reason I think he's looking a bit too far into things is because... he's looks a bit too far into things.

[Riotsword]

Well, as long as it doesn't get him in trouble, I think it's okay. But who asked me, right? :p

[Eso Teric]

Well, as long as it doesn't get him in trouble, I think it's okay. But who asked me, right?

I didn't ask you.

I'm telling! :p

[Split Infinity]

I too am a member of the anti-bobist cult. Infact, I am such a member that I have become the inanimate freedom wafer of the anti-bobist cult.

BTW, Eso. I've played Pool AND a YIM scrabble rip-off with the Anti-Bob. I had the honor of watching him place "Zeal". Then I wasted away waiting for an o and a t(zealot). Right as I achieved these victorious letters...he put a nice little "s" on the end of Zeals.

The Anti-Bob is good. He is SO good he can create words that don't exist ^^.

[Eso Teric]

I know him in *gasp*

REAL LIFE.

Sorry to rain on your ... ...marching, line, of people...

[Split Infinity]

Protest? Hippie gathering?

[Eso Teric]

Protest? Hippie gathering?

Sure.

[Valkysas]

eh?

[Split Infinity]

hiya!

[LordBobR]

Yes I have studied many religions and religious texts; all of them are important for all of these accounts are given by Bob, so that we may know him and become one with him and his ways. Yes I have read many of the Gnostic scriptures for they too are accounts of the word, just as valid as my own. However these texts just like the Bible, Koran, and Dharama can not be well relied upon for they are translated by men whom have faults as well as the interference of their own beliefs and feelings not to mention anything that was deemed unsuitable was edited out long ago. Therefore you can’t wholly rely on those translations.

Above is one reason why I have come, I am needed to bring the word and the world a new revitalization for the texts of two-thousand years ago have been beaten abused and twisted beyond recognition by those who would use it for their own gain. That is why I have come for this has gone on long enough people are being led astray by the words of these false prophets. It is time for a new teacher of Bob and his way to bring new light upon his word so that it can once again be taught as it was meant to be. I am his servant that shall begin the new dawning of faith and harmony. For it is time all people of all religions understand what it is that you already demonstrate to; that all people worship the same God but chose to recognize his name differently. However this task is much harder than it sounds, for over a thousand years Christians have been taught either worship my God or burn in hell. It takes time to make people realizes that this is not the edict of God but evilness that it tainting the religions pitting them against one another in attempts to create discord among Bobs people.

I have touched on this throughout but yes all the prophets you mentioned were sent by Bob to prepare us to accept him and his word. What we have failed to prepare for is the acceptance of each other: For we are all the children of Bob no matter what religion we follow. We are all equal in the sight of Bob every person is exactly the same in the eyes of Bob race and religion matter not. What is important is obeying the commandments of Bob and leading a life unto him this is what pleases him. I am here to spread this message along with the word of Bob for that is Bob’s acceptance of all people. I thank you for your complements and I know I am the prophet of Bob sent by him the spread the word and act as his moths here on earth. However I do not find that I am perfect I am simply the messenger of the divine perfection of Bob.

When the ideas of Bobisim do become main stream it is known that there will be those who try and alter them for their own ambitions. This is why many passages and scriptures are worded as they are to help prevent this onslaught of defilement of the religion. Yes after alteration of text skewed views, translations, and different sects form it will most certainly have loopholes. This yet another reason I have come it has been far too long people gaining wealth and getting fat in the name of God. Why is it men of the cloth have afford many things that others can not when the scriptures say it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. Where did these “humble” men of cloth find this money that if they are true believers of the scripture they know they don’t need. This is one reason why Bobisim asks nothing but faith, morality and time spent teaching others of its followers. All religions gain skeptics and eventually lack the words they once meant due to people and their wrongful ambitions. When it is time should he not return before then, Bob will send another messenger to renew the word as it was meant to be once again.

I do not know what all Bob has planned for me however I shall teach his word as long as I am called to do so and if it unto my end, then so be it. I am that faithful in his words and unto him for I know his words are absolute truth. I do not fear ridicule for I have the divine protection of Bob he watches over me and guides me therefore I have no fears of such things. Yes to be saved by Bob you do not need to know his word for there will always be those who can live an entire life and not know of his name: The same can be said of all religions. This is why judgment is not based on what is known of a sole religion but upon what you do in accordance with the morally acceptable law of the time as well as belief in the higher powers. Many who have heard words of religion did not want to hear them none the less they have. It is not for me to decide when and where to teach of Bob but the one who hath sent me. At any given time there may be people who do not want to hear my words but those words may be exactly what they need to hear and so I am directed to speak. Also many who now follow in my path were those who first scorned me for my words. By teaching those who have not wanted to know of my word I have gained respect from them and made many a friend of once enemies who now will attest to the word of Bob as well.

I hope that this about covers the questions you have had for me in the last few posts. I look forward to helping you along this journey so that you may come to know the faith as I do. Please feel free to ask any questions you wish and speak your mind I am always here to help you in whatever way I can. May Bob be with you.


Riot you are not an anti-Bob you are however angered by my words and beliefs thus you feel the need to lash out at my words. There also have been many before you to create religions in mocker of mine none have faired well for they lack seriousness. What you and many fail to realize is that this is no joke. I am absolutely dead serious about my work, there is nothing in this world more important than salvation of the ever lasting soul. There have been many the exact same way as you whom now understand Bobisim and believe in Bobisim: Like I did unto them I now and always welcome you for you are a child of Bob. I hope that you will one day come to see this and walk in my ways for they are right and virtuous.


Ryner let all those who would come to me and do not hinder them, I do not condemn you for not following my path. As I respect your choice you also must respect the choices of others whether you agree with them or not. I say to thee any man who would hinder another from salvation is hindering his own salvation. You to are welcome here Ryner, I hope that you may know that the door is always open onto you so that through it you may see the way of righteousness; the way of Bob.


Eso Teric I really think you ought to read some of this thread before making comments. You firstly in trying to mock religion as a whole brought up one of the very pints for advocating this religion. Secondly who are you to judge religions and those who would follow them? Also do you realize you have just thrown out an insult directed at over half the world’s population? You really should put some thought into the comments that you make before making brash statements with wide generalizations. Often times the only fool one makes is of themselves when they do not think before they act. I am certain that you are a smarter person than to use these unintelligent overused phrases. I hope to see that you have been reading these posts and have a better understanding of Bobisim in your future posts in this thread. You are always welcome within the church of Bob.


May you all find the path of Bob,
May you all find salvation,
May you all see heaven that is awaiting you.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Split Infinity]

So somewhere along the line, the hander-downs of the Bible changed Bob's name to Jesus/Christ/God?

And somewhere along the lines the religion shifted into another spirituality?
O.o

[Caciss]

Are there any really, actual members? Besides you?

[elzaffa123]

does bob eat corn flakes?

[altoecko]

Bobism seems to be a copy of Christianity in a newer setting with less strict rules. Sorry to say but you were wrong, Christians were not taught for 2000 years believe in my God or you go to hell. That fad started back in the colonial period of the Americas when preachers thought they would get more members if they used force. Obviously it worked very well. Christianity is just a fad. It's hard for people to imagine a 2000 year fad, but that's what it is. It will pass someday when the next great prophet comes. I don't mean to sound harsh or anything, but you good sir, are not that great prophet. Unless you pull off some serious **** towards the end of your life. I don't think you're gonna cut it. I talk to a God in my mind quite regularly, no one responds but I talk to it quite regularly. I believe there IS a God but I do not know his name. I also don't think he's Omniscient or Omnipresent. He may be Omnipotent, but the earlier two could not possibley be right or he'd have shown himself to a lot more people by now and a lot of said cases would be believeable. Do you know of the Choir of angels in the Cathlolic church heirarchy system? Gabriel(Satan) was in the highest choir of angels. The only angel higher than Gabriel at the time was the Metatron. Catholic Dogma yada yada. Well I have 3 questions for you, does Bob have angel-like servants? Also, does he blame all the pain in the world on one of these said things as a scapegoat? Lastly, why does Bob have pain and evil in this world?

[Split Infinity]

Bobism seems to be a copy of Christianity in a newer setting with less strict rules. Sorry to say but you were wrong, Christians were not taught for 2000 years believe in my God or you go to hell. That fad started back in the colonial period of the Americas when preachers thought they would get more members if they used force. Obviously it worked very well. Christianity is just a fad. It's hard for people to imagine a 2000 year fad, but that's what it is. It will pass someday when the next great prophet comes. I don't mean to sound harsh or anything, but you good sir, are not that great prophet. Unless you pull off some serious **** towards the end of your life. I don't think you're gonna cut it. I talk to a God in my mind quite regularly, no one responds but I talk to it quite regularly. I believe there IS a God but I do not know his name. I also don't think he's Omniscient or Omnipresent. He may be Omnipotent, but the earlier two could not possibley be right or he'd have shown himself to a lot more people by now and a lot of said cases would be believeable. Do you know of the Choir of angels in the Cathlolic church heirarchy system? Gabriel(Satan) was in the highest choir of angels. The only angel higher than Gabriel at the time was the Metatron. Catholic Dogma yada yada. Well I have 3 questions for you, does Bob have angel-like servants? Also, does he blame all the pain in the world on one of these said things as a scapegoat? Lastly, why does Bob have pain and evil in this world?


No, the main occurrence of it was not in the colonial age. If any age in America, it was the 19th-20th century, when suddenly the government became religious. (added Under God to pledge, added in God we trust to currency)

[altoecko]

That's not the main occurance, that's where it originated. It became inherent in the American government in the times you mentioned. Most of our founding fathers were Agnostics or Athiests. They trully wanted the seperation of church and state, but Christians do not play well with others, so they moved in and took over. Don't try and correct me on these things, if there is one thing I know in my petty little existance it's religions.

[Split Infinity]

There were agnostics and atheists among the founding fathers, but a majority of them(the writers of the Constitution atleast) are Daoist.

[altoecko]

*laughs* Man, I'm taking Honors American History right now and there was a big point about that the most outstanding member of the First Contininental Congress were Agnostic or Athiest. .....Daoist? What grade are you in and where did you get that? lol

[Caciss]

I don't see many Atheists or Antagonists, Alt. But plenty of Unitarians and Episcopalians.

[Czechs Mex]

When he speaks of Daoism I think he means Deism, which as far as I know, is roughly the same / similar to agnosticism. I'm pretty sure Daoism is of Chinese orgin.

[Split Infinity]

Yes I meant Deism. Yes, it is similar to agnosticism, but it's not the exact same.

[Riotsword]

No, Bob, I am not the Anti-Bob. That whole thing was a joke. But certain people have taken this a little too personally, and my making light of this whole mess has me ostracized from this place. This place is rife with double standards, look around in many posts and you'll see it.

This latest example, of my topic drawing the ire of the people that have power here has been deemed 'spam'. While you do the exact same thing, you're unfazed. Even accepted.

[Big Rick Cook]

So you call the Lord which you serve as his Great Prophet... Bob? Why? If His name is Bob, what is your name?

To be the skeptical one here, yes, your religion has many similarities with the basic ideals and values and morals and all that associated with other religions, so what reason do we have to believe your religion over the others? I've seen no reason except you claiming false idols, which is what other religions do.

To quote your 'Ten Commandments,':

1. To find knowledge of the truth.
2. To resist all evils.
3. Respecting all life.
4. Be morally conscience.
5. Strive to free ones mind of evil.
6. Control of ones feeling and thoughts.
7. Keeping an open mind to everything.
8. Have complete empathy with others.
9. To know thyself.
10: To know Bob as your friend and savior and all followers must believe in Bob and the teachings of Bob.


First, I respect most of these rules, but you've got some improper usage among them.

Rule 4 should be 'Be morally conscious.'
Rule 5 should be 'Strive to free one's mind of evil.'
Rule 6 should be 'Control of one's feelings and thoughts.'
Rule 8 should be 'Have complete empathy for(or towards) others.' This one's more lax than the other rules.

Just making your rules a bit cleaner. :)

Now then, I'd like to dissect your rules if you don't mind.

1. To find knowledge of the truth. - I agree with this, but you haven't really offered any 'knowledge' that pertains to the truth. All you have is your word and its speculative tones.
2. To resist all evils. - This I also agree with, but I feel it contradicts Rule 3 and Rule 5 only reiterates this point.
3. Respecting all life. - To respect 'ALL' life, wouldn't you also need to respect something of an evil nature if it were alive? If you resist it, you aren't really respecting it.
4. Be morally conscience. - No arguments here.
5. Strive to free ones mind of evil. - This rule is slightly different than Rule 2, but only slightly. Resisting all evils, and striving to free one's mind of evil go hand in hand. These two rules should be one in the same.
6. Control of ones feeling and thoughts. - Also no argument.
7. Keeping an open mind to everything. - This would seem to contradict the other rules, but keeping an open mind doesn't necessarily mean giving in to those things that you keep an open mind about.
8. Have complete empathy with others. - Agreed.
9. To know thyself. - This falls hand in hand with Rule 6, I believe. If thou controls thy's feelings and thoughts, then thou should already know thyself.
10: To know Bob as your friend and savior and all followers must believe in Bob and the teachings of Bob. - I have the most trouble with this one, simply because you refer to God as 'Bob,' and seemingly yourself as 'Bob,' too. Half the time, it looks as though you're asking us to accept you, the person, as Lord and Savior, rather than the Lord Bob.


Finally, I am also extremely curious to know how many people have literally taken you seriously on message boards or over the Internet, and converted to Bobism. I certainly don't know any. I'm not saying there aren't any, it just doesn't work when you have a deity named 'Bob.'

[Riotsword]

Thank you for expressing something that I thought, but couldn't find the words for, BRC.

...That looked a lot like something the great George Carlin would do.

[Split Infinity]

George Carlin reference, bonus points for you ^^. And nicely done, BRC. Skeptic.

[jvrlopez]

So you call the Lord which you serve as his Great Prophet... Bob? Why? If His name is Bob, what is your name?

To be the skeptical one here, yes, your religion has many similarities with the basic ideals and values and morals and all that associated with other religions, so what reason do we have to believe your religion over the others? I've seen no reason except you claiming false idols, which is what other religions do.

To quote your 'Ten Commandments,':



First, I respect most of these rules, but you've got some improper usage among them.

Rule 4 should be 'Be morally conscious.'
Rule 5 should be 'Strive to free one's mind of evil.'
Rule 6 should be 'Control of one's feelings and thoughts.'
Rule 8 should be 'Have complete empathy for(or towards) others.' This one's more lax than the other rules.

Just making your rules a bit cleaner. :)

Now then, I'd like to dissect your rules if you don't mind.

1. To find knowledge of the truth. - I agree with this, but you haven't really offered any 'knowledge' that pertains to the truth. All you have is your word and its speculative tones.
2. To resist all evils. - This I also agree with, but I feel it contradicts Rule 3 and Rule 5 only reiterates this point.
3. Respecting all life. - To respect 'ALL' life, wouldn't you also need to respect something of an evil nature if it were alive? If you resist it, you aren't really respecting it.
4. Be morally conscience. - No arguments here.
5. Strive to free ones mind of evil. - This rule is slightly different than Rule 2, but only slightly. Resisting all evils, and striving to free one's mind of evil go hand in hand. These two rules should be one in the same.
6. Control of ones feeling and thoughts. - Also no argument.
7. Keeping an open mind to everything. - This would seem to contradict the other rules, but keeping an open mind doesn't necessarily mean giving in to those things that you keep an open mind about.
8. Have complete empathy with others. - Agreed.
9. To know thyself. - This falls hand in hand with Rule 6, I believe. If thou controls thy's feelings and thoughts, then thou should already know thyself.
10: To know Bob as your friend and savior and all followers must believe in Bob and the teachings of Bob. - I have the most trouble with this one, simply because you refer to God as 'Bob,' and seemingly yourself as 'Bob,' too. Half the time, it looks as though you're asking us to accept you, the person, as Lord and Savior, rather than the Lord Bob.


Finally, I am also extremely curious to know how many people have literally taken you seriously on message boards or over the Internet, and converted to Bobism. I certainly don't know any. I'm not saying there aren't any, it just doesn't work when you have a deity named 'Bob.'

BOB = :busted

[Big Rick Cook]

I'd like it known that I'm not attacking Bob, nor am I attempting to 'put him in his place.' These are the things that I viewed throughout this thread, wanted to comment on, and asked specifically for him to logically explain.

[Riotsword]

...Which is exactly what Carlin would do.

[Split Infinity]

...Which is exactly what Carlin would do.

Yeah, but he's a smartass about it.

[Big Rick Cook]

I only did the followup post because some of my positive rep points reflected that I was merely trying to mess Bob up.

[LordBobR]

Split infinity, no that is not the case Bobisim has its own beliefs however many are derive from Christianity Catholicism and Islam. Bobisim acknowledges many religions as good for they teach many things that are good and morally correct in the eyes of Bob: However all of these religions have many problems that weaken their foundations and contradict the very thought and essence of a God. Bob is God as the Muslim religion teaches for a fundamental rule is there is but one God and we all pray to him no matter what religion we follow. Too many now believe that they pray to the Christian God, Yahweh, The catholic god or Allah the Muslim God and that theirs is different from the others when they are all derive from this ideal of the singular entity of one God. This is one of the teachings of Bob and why Bobisim practices tolerance of other religions in essence it matters not the naming of your God for there is but one and he is known by all names.


Bobisim seems to be a copy of Christianity in a newer setting with less strict rules. ~ altoecko


I was totally unaware of the fact that Bobisim had any similarities with any other religion and I didn’t state that it was based in part on the Christian religion as well as others in my very first post because if I had we wouldn’t need to bring this point up now would we? Oh wait I did do all of that and if you would read through the thread might have known that. Point being you should have read through this topic before remarking, you seem to be quite an intelligent individual so try and gather all the facts before judging. Yes that does mean that this religion builds on the preceding ones and this was also done in many other religions. Following is a small example I can fine many more if you request.



Similarities between Enuma Elish and Genesis creation stories

1st generation of gods and 1st day of Genesis creation:
(From start of Enuma Elish)

When on high the heaven had not been named, Firm ground below had not been called by name, Naught but primordial Apsu, their begetter, And Mummu-Tiamat, she who bore them all, Their waters commingling as a single body;
Apsu is the god of water.
Tiamat is the god of primeval chaos and bearer of the sky and the earth.

(Gen 1:1-2 NRSV) In the beginning when God created the heavens and the earth, the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep (or watery chaos), (Tehowm) while a wind from God swept over the face of the waters. ...

(Gen 1:5 NRSV) ...And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
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2nd and 3rd generation of gods and 2nd and 3rd day of Genesis creation:

... Lahmu and Lahamu were brought forth, by name they were called. ... Anshar and Kishar were formed, surpassing the others. ...
(Lahamu was the god of muddy silt and Kishar was the god of the Earth)

(Gen 1:6-7 NRSV) And God said, "Let there be a dome in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters."

(Here God (Elohim) slices the waters into two with a sky dome to make the sky and the oceans, in Enuma Elish this also parallels Marduk slicing Tiamat

(Tehowm in the bible) into two to make the land and sky.)

(Gen 1:8 NRSV) ...evening and there was morning, the second day.

(Gen 1:9-10 NRSV) And God said, "Let the waters under the sky be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear." And it was so. God called the dry land Earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. ...

(Gen 1:13 NRSV) ...evening and there was morning, the third day.
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4th generation of gods and 4rth day of Genesis creation:

Anu was their heir (Anu was the god of the sky)

(Gen 1:16 NRSV) God made the two great lights--the greater light to rule the day and the lesser light to rule the night-- and the stars. ... (And set them in the sky dome)

(Gen 1:19 NRSV) evening and there was morning, the fourth day.
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5th generation of gods and 5th day of Genesis creation:

He who begot him (Marduk) was Ea, (Ea was the god of all things of the Earth and also of cantations, when he speaks things are made (God (Elohim) makes things by speaking))

(Gen 1:21 NRSV) So God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, of every kind, with which the waters swarm, and every winged bird of every kind. And God saw that it was good. ...

(Gen 1:23 NRSV) evening and there was morning, the fifth day.
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6th generation of gods and 6th day of Genesis creation:
In the heart of holy Apsu was Marduk created. He who begot him was Ea, his father;

(Marduk became king of the Gods and creator of man) "Blood I will mass and cause bones to be.
I will establish a savage, `man' shall be his name. Truly, savage-man I will create. He shall be charged with the service of the gods that they might be at ease! (Parallel this with God (Elohim) resting after creating man)

(Gen 1:26 NRSV) Then God said, "Let us make humankind in our image,

(Gen 1:31 NRSV) ...evening and there was morning, the sixth day.

(Gen 2:2 NRSV) And on the seventh day God finished the work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all the work that he had done.

So Marduk made man a slave so the gods could rest. After God (Elohim) makes man he rests on the seventh day.


Now this is one a small example of religions building upon one another I recommend the story of the Egyptian god Osirus for another. However the point has been made all religions have a code to live by and often these codes are built on the codes and laws of the past and accepted moral codes. This does not make my works entirely original except in the fact that I am willing to recognize this fact. There is much not based upon previous religions as well however if you blind yourself to that fact then yes you can say it is a copy with less strict rules however then you would be denying much of the philosophies and teachings of Bobisim.


Christians were not taught for 2000 years believe in my God or you go to hell. ~ altoecko


I do beg to differ, the following are excerpts from the bible, believed to be written 80-90 AD. They will show and attest to the fact that Christians have been taught this through the Bible for a very long time.


John ~ 3:15-18 "That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

John ~ 10:9 I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. He will come in and go out, and find pasture.

John ~ 14:6 “Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.”

Now if I’m not mistaken those are just a few verses from just one chapter of the Bible yet they make it pretty clear the meaning. Believe as the Christian Bible tells you to id est.; in Jesus as the savior and Gods son or burn in hell. I am willing to accept the fact that this may not have been taught thus for the first 500 years or so of Christianity however soon after that time we had something in humanities history called Catholic religion the first Pope was named. Gregory I – The great: And his treatment of heretics (those who had a different opinion on religious matters) was much to be lacking the Catholic Encyclopedia admits Gregory "had no hesitation in resorting to compulsion, and invoking the aid of the secular arm therein and in accordance with the ideas of his age.” In other words killing people was okay because they weren’t God’s people. To Gregory I we must look for an explanation of the religious situation of the middle ages. Gregory ordered bishops to desist from the wicked labor of teaching grammar and Latin to common people this is so that they could not read the bible and discern it for themselves. Gregory also forbade common people from reading the Bible and then ordered the burning of the Palatine Apollo library so its secular literature would not distract from religious devotion. Which sets up and brings us to; yes the middle or dark ages. Well we all know what happened to heretics in those ages, it was not pleasant. Lets see now after this age was the age of reason, knowledge, the renaissance (roughly 1380-1600) and what was the Church doing at this time; it was inquisition 1220-1834(official ending). Inquisitors assigned by the pope to inquire into heresy applied a judicial technique known as inquisitio, which could be translated as inquiry or inquest. People were mercilessly and brutally tortured and murdered by the order of the church the reasoning was again heresy. After this we begin to get to the modern era where the church is no longer killing the heretics but still claiming ours is the only way to salvation. So then at what point exactly was this acceptance of other religions you speak of in effect?


Well I have 3 questions for you, does Bob have angel-like servants? Also, does he blame all the pain in the world on one of these said things as a scapegoat? Lastly, why does Bob have pain and evil in this world? ~ altoecko


Yes Bob does have spirit like servants that he commanded. They are the care takers of the soul and guide those who are righteous and those who follow in the path of Bob.

Pain of the world? Life is not pain, what you speak of is humanity, and it is the lack of humanity that is to blame for its own pain. If all people followed the path set before them in accordance with what is moral then there would be no pain of the world save for death which is an inevitability of life. You ask what brings pain unto this word in truth it is humanities lack of morality. Furthermore evil and pain are necessary, without evil there are no choices to be made; without pain there are no consequences for the actions of choices. Choice is free will without that there would be no purpose to life just as you must choose a path of wickedness you must choose a path of salvation. I pray that you choose salvation.



Yes Riot I know that is was a joke however it was in bad taste. For salvation of the soul is the most important thing in this life. It is never a joking matter for it is the line between eternal bliss and eternal damnation of your soul. You may think light of it but I do not and neither do others. I was once ostracized for my beliefs however I have never made them in jest as I find this topic to be very serious it is my lives work to bring to all people the word of Bob.


So you call the Lord which you serve as his Great Prophet... Bob? Why? If His name is Bob, what is your name? ~ Big Rick Cook


The lords name is Bob named thus because that is his name. I am Bob his servant that has cometh in accordance with the will of Bob to bring forth the word of Bob so that all may come to know Bob who hath sent me. We are one in the same as I am the manifestation of his will here on earth so that people may know of him; his word and his works.

Rule 4 should be 'Be morally conscious.' ~ Big Rick Cook


Commandment number four Morally Conscience is near perfection the way it is. You are right in English it is not worded correctly it should be worded “have a moral conscience”. In your change you want to change it to having only awareness of what is right and wrong. It was worded the way it was for a reason. To be conscience:


Conscience

a. The awareness of a moral or ethical aspect to one's conduct together with the urge to prefer right over wrong: Let your conscience be your guide.
b. A source of moral or ethical judgment or pronouncement: a document that serves as the nation's conscience.
c. Conformity to one's own sense of right conduct.
d. The part of the superego in psychoanalysis that judges the ethical nature of one's actions and thoughts and then transmits such determinations to the ego for consideration.


As for the rest of your changes I have never claimed to have perfect spelling or punctuation. Nor can any person make that claim so I really don’t see your point here no being but Bob is perfection.


I’m going list the goals of life one again and give you a more in depth meaning of each I hope that this helps you to better understand them. If you need further clarification ask and you shall receive it.



1. To find knowledge of the truth.

Truth is and has always been a matter of perception and thus truth for each person is different. So to find the enlightenment or the knowledge of truth one must search their own souls and discover what it is they truly believe. When you have reached enlightenment of the truth then you shall gain a deeper understanding of yourself.


2. To resist all evils.

Evil or in many cases human nature plays a big roll in daily life. Every day, people are constantly tested as to weather to do the right thing or not; it’s a conscience choice people make: People are taught right and wrong all their lives and it’s a choice to do wrong just as it’s a choice to do right. People must train themselves to resist the temptations of evil and wrongdoing.

3. Respecting all life.

Respect all life for it is sacred, from the animals you eat for food to those people you do not agree with. Every one of them is a being that was created by our lord and savior and to disrespect them is to disrespect the one who created them. This is not to say eating the flesh of animals is wrong rather that you should be thankful that it gave its life so that you may continue to live.


4. Be morally conscience.

To be morally conscience a person is aware of their own doings; as to if they are right or wrong. A morally conscience person will always do the moral thing even if it is to effect them adversely.

5. Strive to free ones mind of evil.

The next step in avoiding evil is to train ones mind to not even think evil thoughts thus not being tempted to do them. This as well is a conscience choice to abolish all thoughts of evil such as lust, greed, and theft from ones mind. By understanding yourself you can better understand the reasons behind these thoughts and thus help eliminate them.


6. Control of ones feeling and thoughts.

By controlling temptations of evil thoughts are well under control. However emotions such as anger hate and sadness can still take hold at certain times. It’s important to keep your emotions under control to better assert yourself in any situation. Breaking down emotionally is due to a lack of control and a lack of understanding of oneself. Emotions are very important and have much meaning but anger, hate and such emotions are tools of evil.

7. Keeping an open mind to everything.

Openness is important because it teaches us empathy. You first have to listen to others before you can decide if you believe what they have to say. You then have to understand what is being said and learn to see the view points of others before you judge there view keeping in mind they have the right to believe as they have chosen.

8. Have complete empathy with others.

To have empathy one must understand completely and wholly others feeling and care deeply for them; as Bob does for each person: Each person should do their best to learn empathy for one another. To understand others feelings and be able to come to terms that not all people see things exactly as you do. Understand that others have their believes and have right to believe them.

9. To know thyself.

By understanding the truth of what is believed one can begin to better understand why they are the person that they have become. Where they have come from and why it is they believe what it is that they believe. Also people will begin to realize how every event and choice in their lives has helped to form them into the person that they have become. Furthermore it will become clear that through choices you have the power to wield the destiny you choose.

10: To know Bob as your friend and savior and all followers must believe in Bob and the teachings of Bob.

The final goal is to come to know Bob as your friend and savior. To do this you need to try to understand the path of Bob and follow it as best you can. As well as have a prayer or belief relationship with Bob.


Rule 2 and 5: The reason both are brought up because the second rule is more in taking action to make the right choice while rule five is controlling the evil thought or impulse beforehand keeping in from even entering your mind.

Rule 3: Just because you are asked to respect life does not mean that you have give into the way of evil intents for if that was the case I surly would not be here.



As many as would hear my words and know them to be true, those who have come to me and listen to my words now know that I am what I claim and believe in Bob and his word. Those who mock and scorn me have yet to hear the words of truth yet I still hold hope and faith that they too will come to be saved by the truth that is Bob.




Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Riotsword]

... :|

[Big Rick Cook]

In your wording, Bob, there was no difference between conscious and conscience when you compared them. You said that to be morally conscious was to only be aware, and then you said the same thing when you compared it to be morally conscience. You're mincing words and holding fast to this idea, which I can understand. Where I think you're wrong is that 'be morally conscience,' to me, is bad grammar, as well as redundant. The conscience, in your definition, is the awareness of moral value in right and wrong. So morally conscience is repeating the moral part. If you're going to be morally conscious, then you're going to be aware of your morality, and your conscience, which is just a better way to say this rule, but that's all my opinion. The best way to say it would probably be just 'Be conscience,' since conscience entails morality.

The reason I'm being critical of your grammar/spelling/punctuation is that people like me will automatically judge you based on the correct usage of your language. It's the same thing when finding literature to read: if your guidelines lack professional appearance, it automatically deters people before they have a chance to consider your religion in a serious manner. I'm only being critical because if you're as serious about your religion as you say, then you shouldn't just throw my acknowledgment away. I'm offering helpful advice for the betterment of your religion's appearance, automatically warming people's perceptions of your faith and morally right-based religion, ultimately aiding you in your goal to spread the word of Bob. If you're going to do something, at least do it to the best of your ability and that of the ability of anyone else who's willing to take their own time to help you, like me.

As for rule 2 and 5, I don't see the necessitation to split these two points of evil subjugation. I can see that each rule has a way of expounding upon the idea of the previous rule in the list, but if that's a conscious or unconscious reason to split the rule so that rule 5 fits in accordance with rules 4 and 6, I don't like playing 'Follow the Leader' with your rules.

Also, if you're all about free will, then rule 5 seems to contradict that, because you make a conscious moral decision to train your mind to abolish thoughts of evil intent. If you train yourself never to think evil thoughts, then you eliminate the free will sustained in choice. So, then, once you abstain from the path of evil and do all the rules every second of every minute of every hour of every day until you die, God (Bob) will reward you with Heaven - or your religion's version of Heaven - for refusing free will, which is something that makes us human. I honestly don't like Rule 5. Bob places us in this universe, hoping that we will discover an appropriate salvation from evil, and choose to forsake our God-given ability to make a choice. According to you, Bob wants us to be cattle.

...

I'd also like to address your personal reasons for speaking like you just stepped out of the Bible. The end of every post you make is riddled with wordiness and evasion of points with your infallible truth. I'm trying not to attack you on these matters, but this is how I view things.

I find no real faults with your religion, save for Rule 5, and the inexplicable reason that your version of God is named Bob, when your name is also Bob. Seems heady and self-empowering to be able to hear people say, 'Praise Bob our Lord and Savior!'

I think that's everything.

[LordBobR]

Firstly as for the questioning of my religion. If there is still any question as to the legitimacy of my religion let it be put to rest now. There are those here at the Pavilion and Agetec that follow in the path of Bob. Though the numbers of those that follow Bobisim may not be as great as other religions it makes it no less a religion. To accede many commonly held views of religion dictionary a religion is people's beliefs and opinions concerning the existence, nature, and worship of a deity: Also a particular institutionalized or personal system of beliefs and practices relating to the divine or a set of strongly-held beliefs, values, and attitudes that somebody lives by. Now if a religion is defined by any those values in your minds then most certainly Bobisim is in fact a religion. So let us worship Bob him for his words are that of divinity and salvation.


Riot, you did get a reply, I'm not sure what point you were trying to make there but you were addressed in my last post.


I cast no man aside Rick, your words are heard; perhaps you did not get the reply you wished as many do not. However that does not mean that your words have been rejected. I do know the importance of good grammar and how it reflects however as a person I don’t claim perfection. I claim Bob as the worlds perfect savior not that I myself as a human have perfect grammar and spelling. Yes, I am very serious about my work as salvation is the most important choice in life. Also it almost sounds as if you are making an offer to help with the Church if that is the case I am more than happy to have your help in spreading the word of Bob.

I can understand your skepticism of the need for both goals however that is what they are “goals” not rules that one must follow. For when one can attain accomplishment of all of these goals they will know true peace harmony and happiness within their life. Yes these goals were set up to grow upon one another to the attainment of truth and enlightenment. I’m sorry that this does not please, however they are not designed for you alone but all of the word and some would find the need for such structure. Also making a choice without considering any bad or evil options does not negate the fact that the option was preset it is simply that the evil thought or option was not dwelled upon, thus no torment would be faced in the making of the choice because it was known to me a bad choice. Bob does want every person to praise him in their own way that is Bob’s wish.

Firstly it is as I am directed to speak secondly if one wants to convey a message of religion then why not do it in such a light that most are used to hearing such messages in. It is not an attempt to evade questions but to answer them so that it causes thought. Thought after all is a good thing without it we would still dwell in the dark ages. As I stated before Bob is the name my lord wishes to be addressed by. Further that he hath sent me and I am his representation here on earth also named Bob for I bring his message to the world and he and I are one in the same for he dwells not only in the heavens but in my heart and mind to guide me. Lastly as I have stated many Times I do this not for self glory but for the glory and name of he who hath sent me to glorify him and his name. Bob is the way the truth and salvation of the world.



Gramercy to ye who do not fall to thy knee,
Ye who know my gouts are shed for thee,
I am the one; Bob the almighty holy deity,
Come for salvation, come and follow me.

Ye who know that I an here for you salvation,
Much you know of me is a misrepresentation.
Follow me or face thy hell and its devastation,
When Bob returns to bring you to the heavenly creation.

Abhor morals to thy own fate,
For once it’s over then it’s too late,
Then your souls shall dissipate,
And hells gatekeeper shall be thy mate.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Split Infinity]

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Split infinity, no that is not the case Bobisim has its own beliefs however many are derive from Christianity Catholicism and Islam.



I was totally unaware of the fact that Bobisim had any similarities with any other religion



I don't think I need to say anything.

[altoecko]

You really missed the point of some of what I said, but meh to each his own. I asked the preacher at the local Methodist church today in front of his wife who he loved more, Jesus or her. He offcourse answered Jesus and said that by loving him more, he can better love her. She was obviously a little uncomfy at being second, but hey Jesus commands baby! In your religion are we supposed to love Bob more than we do our spouses? Because doing that would nullify my thought of heaven. All God's are a bit egotistical, or maybe us humans are just too cynical. Either way, why does he want praise? That's vain. I tied my shoe today, but you don't see me asking for a parade.


Oh and Split, you took the second quote out of context.

[Split Infinity]

It seems to me like the whole thing is riddled with holes.



....But then again, what religion isn't? To each his own.

[Czechs Mex]

I think I'm done with this topic. The novelty has finally worn off for me.

But hey, like they say... to each his own.

[LordBobR]

Split Infinity not to rain on your parade here but you left out a little bit there.


I was totally unaware of the fact that Bobisim had any similarities with any other religion and I didn’t state that it was based in part on the Christian religion as well as others in my very first post because if I had we wouldn’t need to bring this point up now would we? Oh wait I did do all of that and if you would read through the thread might have known that. ~ LordBob®

You should try reading through two sentences in a row. Then you should work on building up to reading the whole thing. Obviously you just missed a lot there however that is human. Bob does not ask perfection but please read at least the whole paragraph before making comments upon it. Bob wishes nothing more of you than thought upon his words at this time so that you may come to understand his words and know that they are truth.

The religion isn’t filled with holes you are trying to make them where none exist.


Altoecko, Bob asks faith in God and that you be moral love will follow. As to what you love more that is a personal decision. Bob does not demand love but does love you unconditionally as he does all people. No Bob is not egotistical Bob is a God of love thus humble for love is not demanding, boastful or full of pride love is humble. I pray that you understand that this true Bobisim and how other religions were meant to be. However they are mistaken for their Gods are vengeful and full of anger this is not the way of Bob, nor the way of love. We praise God for the world, for creation, for life: all that he has made and given unto us, and your praise and devotion can be as simple as enjoying a sunny day. Many think it in necessary to take this farther and share with others in churches which is a form of communal praise. It matters not how it is done but that it is done for all these things glorify him. This is as it was meant to be, not what it has become a group of hypocrites hoping that by paying God off they can get into heaven. I pray that you do not follow in that path but find your own with the help of the lord and savior Bob.


Czech, There is no novelty here; this is about salvation of the eternal soul. This is a very serious subject. You are always welcome here in the church of Bob I wish only to help you on your journey to salvation.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[altoecko]

You know that if you're wrong, you've got yourself a front-row seat to whatever bad afterlife their may be right? So, what if you're wrong, what will you do then?

[Riotsword]

One last question from me: Why would a god/messiah/whatever you are have to copyright himself?

[Split Infinity]

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Split Infinity not to rain on your parade here but you left out a little bit there.

You should try reading through two sentences in a row. Then you should work on building up to reading the whole thing. Obviously you just missed a lot there however that is human. Bob does not ask perfection but please read at least the whole paragraph before making comments upon it. Bob wishes nothing more of you than thought upon his words at this time so that you may come to understand his words and know that they are truth.

The religion isn’t filled with holes you are trying to make them where none exist.


Firstly, why would the "loving" savior of all mankind be a smartass?

Secondly, when looking at something from the eyes of a skeptic, EVERYTHING has holes. If you're trying to convince me, you need to make fill-ins where there is no space. I do not need to make holes, as they are already there. This may be because I viewed it wrong, because you displayed it wrong, or just because you didn't explain everything clearly. Try to be more clear and precise, and give me a reason to want to believe in Bob, and maybe I'd fill in those holes myself.

[Big Rick Cook]

I didn't implicitly state that I wanted to help the Church of Bob, only that I was offering help on this particular occasion as to the betterment of your religion, so as to allow more people to find your following as a serious religion rather than a vastly overdone internet joke.

I don't mind helping people out. It's part of what I believe. I do not, however, adhere to any specific religion. I follow my own guidelines of what's morally right and wrong, and what's manmade right and wrong, and it seems to work out okay for me. I do believe in the existence of a god, though I usually tell people that I'm an Agnostic, because the idea of a 'god' is so foreign to me. I believe in faith. Faith in that if I lead a life of morality and am humble, whatever happens after death will be as it should be. Whether I come back as a new lifeform, go to Hell or its variations, go to Heaven or its variations, stick around in Purgatory or its variations, or just cease to exist, soul and all - if the soul exists, which I believe it does - then I'm okay with that.

Instead of beating a dead horse as a cynic, I'm going to stop asking questions of your religion.

[jvrlopez]

I prefer Billy Graham over BOB anyday.

[Valkysas]

I prefer bob over billy graham, and golden grahams.

[Kefka Jr.]

Bob falls a little short of Teddy Grahams.

[jvrlopez]

Bob falls a little short of Teddy Grahams.

agree

[jvrlopez]

Edit: Bob asked me to remove it because of explicit material.

click the IRC link...

...this is so a joke

I didn't even bother checking out the "X Day is Coming" link since I got the warning that it contained pics of consenting adults in sex.

Lord B's gots some explaining ta do

[jvrlopez]

ok, if anyone wants to see the explict link that our "savior" Lord Bob is tied to, PM me for it so you can see the foolishness/consenting nerd sex behind this plan for salvation......

[Czechs Mex]

And suddenly I'm interested in this topic again. That's an interesting site you got there, Bob. Explain.

[Valkysas]

that isnt connected to lordbob at all. this is some shameless copycat.

[Czechs Mex]

Yeah, that's what I thought. It seemed really un-boblike. I figured he must have had something to do with it, though, since he was asking Mora to remove the link.

[Riotsword]

that isnt connected to lordbob at all. this is some shameless copycat.

Like lordbob is the only one to think of a deity named BOB.

[Armored]

Except Bob started this 7-8+ years ago.

[jvrlopez]

Except Bob started this 7-8+ years ago.

:lol

[Valkysas]

I actually think this is the ninth year, as he started it on the ascii entertainment forum in 1996.

[Riotsword]

Yeah, that would be year 9.

But, anyway, think... through all of history, with all the people who ever existed, I think the odds of lordbob being the first to think of the idea are pretty small.

[jvrlopez]

I actually think this is the ninth year, as he started it on the ascii entertainment forum in 1996.

:lol

[Armored]

Yeah, that would be year 9.

But, anyway, think... through all of history, with all the people who ever existed, I think the odds of lordbob being the first to think of the idea are pretty small.

Now I understand how this topic is still going.

[Riotsword]

You're right. Poof!

[Funk]

that isnt connected to lordbob at all. this is some shameless copycat.

I f*cking hate false prophets.

[LordBobR]

I have no fear of hell Altoecko as I know my knowledge and my beliefs to be right and in this I have total unwavering faith and am strong in my convictions and knowledge that this is truth. Bob is indeed the savior of the world that he has sent me to tell others of him, these things are not questioned I know them to be truth for I believe it and in this my faith is perfect and unwavering. I am not wrong for Bob is the one God and there is no other God so I need not fear.


Riot, the copy righting is used is to keep these words as they are. Why it is needed, there are those who would steal these words and use them to try to use them for their own purposes that is why so that they remained as they are and those who would use them must seek me to do so therefore I can know that they are not being misused.


Jvrlopez that page is a part of the “cult of the Sub Genius of Bob”, and I have had to deal with this being brought up in the past. The two groups are not associated in any way as they are an anti-Bob organization. If you have not gotten the point yet I am in no way affiliated with them nor are they affiliated with the true Church of Bob. I’m sure that these boards do not need any links to them as many of their pages are filled with explicit acts. Not that I need to explain this but these are the reasons I asked Mora to remove the link; to help keep the pavilion at a PG level. To try and keep Jvrlopez out of any trouble he might get in if others had anything to say about it. I don’t mind talking of the cult of the Sub Genius or taking them on if anyone wants to dig through that filth for a point however there is no need for any links to or from this form.


Yes false prophets are a problem among all religions Funk as you can see they have even attacked the Church of Bob trying to discredit it. However they shall win this fight for I have the will and guidance of Bob.


The church of the Sub Genius is an anti-Bob establishment if you will and their rain of depravity became popular soon after the church of Bob was founded in 1995, brought to Agetec 96 as Paul has stated. The cult of the Sub Genius of Bob is a direct attempt to discredit the true word of Bob. Now I ask all of you why would such an establishment exist but to detract from the true word of Bob? Think upon this all of you and know that the all that I have spoken is truth. There are forces even now working to discredit the word of Bob however there are those who know its truth and those of us who are teaching the truth of Bob’s word will overcome the evilness and depravity of these people and the truth of Bob’s words will be heard!



We are building a religion,
On the foundation of our vision.
We are building it bigger,
To accommodate without revision.
We are building it better,
So it relies upon no provision.
We are building a religion,
The Church of Bobisim.

We are building the religion,
Of the one true son.
We are Building it bigger,
To encompass everyone.
We are building it better,
So none are left to sob.
We are building a religion,
The Church of the true Bob.

We are building a religion,
That is not full of deceptions.
We are building it bigger,
Not based in misconceptions.
We are building it better,
Without any exceptions.
We are building a religion,
The Church of Bobisim.


Time and truth shall show to all thee that Bob is the true deity of salvation. Salvation is yours with no price; yet priceless it is for salvation is eternal. So follow the path of Bob to thy salvation.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Armored]

We built this religion on ROOOCK and ROLL

[jvrlopez]

(forget it, read below!)

[jvrlopez]

I just had this nice aim conversation with lordbobby-

AceHigh68 (4:51:10 PM): help me with my salvation!

Auto response from LordBobR (4:51:10 PM): I am away from my computer right now.

[altoecko]

I never asked if you afraid of hell. I asked what you would do if you are wrong.


EDIT- Now that I look at it, that poem/song you just posted is in the hymnal at my local Methodist church minus the last two ryhming lines on each stanza.

[Split Infinity]

Look, Bob. You KNOW your religion is the right one. Yet so do other people of other faiths(the close-minded ones atleast). You have to accept the fact that someone is wrong, unless you go with the philosophy that the afterlife is what the lost one believes in(in which case, it would be a mental state of some kind). And if you can't accept the fact that you might be wrong, then you're just as blind as Hitler, the English settlers of America, and a large portion of the Christian society today.

I'm not saying that you should admit you're wrong, because I'm not saying you are wrong. I'm just saying that you can't know you're right if everyone else knows they're right.

[jvrlopez]

taken from -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

The Church of the SubGenius is a satirical pseudo-religious organization, originally based in Dallas, Texas, which gained popularity in the 1980s and 1990s subculture, with a large presence on the Internet.

These terms, used in a manner that deliberately parodies New Age terms, reflect the Church's appeal. It portrays itself as an organization for "mutants, blasphemers, disbelievers, rebels, outcasts, hackers, freethinkers," and people who generally consider themselves outside the "mainstream" of society. The organization is widely seen as a satire that mocks organized religion, or as the church describes itself, "a cynisacreligion."

An important SubGenius event did not occur on July 5th, 1998: X-Day. The Church had been predicting that on this day the world would be destroyed by invading alien armies known as the X-ists. Only the members of the Church of the SubGenius were expected to be saved from this SubGenius version of the apocalypse, by being carried away in the spaceships of the Sex-Godesses.

[LordBobR]

Altoecko, I will do nothing if I am wrong for I have faith without doubt that I am not. Even if that is the case I would do nothing differently for I am please with what I teach as is he who sent me. If my words are indeed in a hymnal of the methodist faith I was unaware of this parallel. If you can would you provide the name of the book and song or possibly a link to it.


Split Infinity, I know I am right by faith and trust in Bob; however I do not claim others are wrong but that their systems of beliefs are wrong. They follow in paths that are not of God that does not mean that their faith in God is wrong but rather what they have been taught to believe. Such as in the case of many Christians that their God and belief in him is the only way into heaven.


So all you are trying to say here is that I am not the first church of Bob. Well that's great because I have never claimed that I was the first to worship Bob as God. I clam to share the right path of doing so, and not just in jest or religion. I have come to fufill this need not to change or claim things that are not. So again I am here to teach those who will hear of the true savior Bob so that all who know him and his word can live in peace and enter unto the kingdom of heaven.


May we praise Bob and receive his blessings.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[altoecko]

I don't have a link to it, I'll scan through the Hymnal next sunday I guess.

And what are your thoughts on Astrology and the Zodiac?

[Funk]

*poops in the collection plate*

[Denmo]

Bob accepts your gracious offer of feces. By what is written in scripture, he shall now devour them and save us from our sins.

[jvrlopez]

Hey bob, get your lord to stop me from doing....THIS!

:busted

[Cutter De Blanc]

My name is Bobby. That must mean I'm way closer to badassness.

[LordBobR]

Funk exactly what collection plate are you defecating in? As I have stated before Bob does not need or want money or any other offering from anyone. Bob has no need for money for that only buys pleasures of this life and there is far more to behold after this life than can be even fathomed in this one. The things of this life are mere distractions from the goal of existence, salvation. So I would ask that any such praise or offering be given only in that of teaching of Bobisim so that all people may one day know of he who hath sent me.


Jvrlopez, why would Bob stop you from doing anything? That would interfere with free will and being that free will is what it is you might as well ask me to make you follow the path of Bob. While it is very possible what purpose would it serve for you to follow in the path of Bob if you were given no choice, for is there is no alternative what then is the point. Going through the motions without meaning or belief is far from worship, and following because you are forced by another is also not worship or belief. These things you must find upon your own for there are many paths.



I am Bob thy salvation,
This hell is thy creation.
Come and I shall save thee,
Come all and follow me.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Funk]

I thought we were collecting poo to fertilize flowers with...

[Manyak]

Hold the phone, no more poo collection?

[Funk]

BUT I HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE!

[LordBobR]

Funk, no you were trying to make fun my religion and, this topic it was done in very poor taste. So I simply have set you straight upon the view of offerings unto Bob, unlike you I don’t find this funny I don’t find this a joke. If I didn’t believe in what I was doing go you think I would have kept doing this for ten years? I have no problem with people who seek knowledge of Bobisim and Bob’s views on other religions and what is wrong with them: However you are simply trying to make a mockery of my religion and thus doing so also to me. Salvation is above all else, it is the single most important subject or goal of life. Believe it or not there is much more to life than fun and games and you too will one day know this. Until that time I pray for you that you may find peace, hope and salvation through the words of the teachers of Bob’s word.


Altoecko, No rush, but Sunday has come and gone since you said you were going to scan that. I would also like to know the name of the hymnal it is in so that I to can look it up. Thank you in advance.



This is the mere inception of the conception, of the immaculate word of Bob. A revolution and evolution of religion draws nigh in which all people may join hand in hand. May you fight truth and salvation through Bob the savior of all peoples and all nations.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[marktbeast]

strange.... is it just a singular bob, or many? are you a monobobist?

[Mikochan]

does the church of bob have any official positions open?

[Lone Phantom]

Alas, I do not read thy message, for it hurts thine eyes.

Amen.



Bravo Bravo :lol

[altoecko]

Ah, sorry, I completely forgot about that. I don't know the name of the Hymnal but it's in a local Methodist church and I haven't been to church in two sundays due to Mother's day and a power failure. Now, mind answering my question I asked you about Astrology/Zodiacs?

[LordBobR]

First of all I’ll start with a definition; Astrology is the study of the positions and aspects of celestial bodies in the belief that they have an influence on the course of natural earthly occurrences and human affairs; Quite an interesting idea that the fate of our lives is in the stars. Lets look a bit further then into this at horoscopes, after all these are what it comes down to the two lines that tell us what the day holds. These are just a few of the Aries horoscopes for May 25, 2005.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Aries (March 21-April 19). The relationship between your work and your life is the featured issue. Your work is more than what you do to sustain your lifestyle -- it is your lifestyle and also your way to get more out of life.
~Washington Post

Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is an 8. Keep business in mind; don't just race off and do something for the fun of it.
~Chicago Tribune

Aries March 20-April 19
You're in the mood to do some seriously hard work, and since you're rarely lazy, that's saying something. Rest assured that your efforts will be noticed -- soon -- by the powers that be
Astroligy.com

ARIES March 20-April 18
Cohorts are adrift nowadays. Don't try to anticipate what they want or to please them. Just do what you feel is best and they'll follow.
~ San Francisco Conical

As you can see not a one of them agrees totally with another on the events of the day. Take a further look into this it’s Wednesday; being a Wednesday and with a current unemployment rate of 5.2 percent it is a fair assumption that most of the people reading their horoscopes will be employed and working. Yes three of the four do mention work or business. However One claims you will be rewarded by the powers that be for your hard work; another states that work is your life and so you should work hard: Lastly the other just says don’t go do something more fun and interesting. Then there is the fourth one to look at coming out of left field comparatively with these cohorts you can’t anticipate so you should simply do what is best.


The point to this is they don’t really agree so if they don’t agree how can it be right, furthermore how can it be right for all people under that sign? For example what about that 5.2 percent; the jobless: Well you could assume then the fourth one was for them, but what if they don’t have live in San Francisco? Then what? How would they know what to do? It’s a simple thing really they are simply fun not meant to be taken seriously.


I will however say this about all such things as horoscopes astrology and the zodiac, when you believe that your life can be affected by these things then you will either purposefully or unconsciously seek to fulfill that which you believe in. This is human nature which can be applied to anything if you want a religion a relationship or any such thing to be either true or false you will find a way to make it thus to you. So when you ask me about them I can tell you anything and just as my words here you can either believe in them or choose to believe that I am lying and that everything I have said is a sham, or you can believe that I am speaking the truth. People have the power of choice to believe or not believe to be affected by such things or not to be: It is free will, you have the power; belief and faith belong to you, they are in your hands. I hope that this helps you to understand that which you seek to know.



These words are why you must know my words to be true for I am truthful in them; I do not skew things to favor the church of Bob. I am he who has come so all may know of the one who hath sent me. I am the messenger of his word for he is the truth and the way of the universe the light that guides us. Do not forsake thyself but bring glory to his name; as he to shall bring glory to you, and bless you with the abundance of heaven and earth.


Follow in the path of Bob,
For I am the way the truth.
I am the light of the world.
I am the holy deity,
The One in three,
I am the holy trinity.
I speak only the sooth.
I am the holy one,
The father the ghost and son.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[altoecko]

There's a holy ghost/spirit figure in the church of Bob?

[LordBobR]

Mikochan, first you would have to become a follower of the religion and as this is your first post in the Church of Bob it is rather callous to ask for a position before you have defined yourself and your intentions in this topic.


Yes there is a metaphysical being in the religion of Bobisim known as the holy ghost or spirit. This spirit is more thought of as a conscience that helps people in seeing the right choices in live and nothing more. Not as interesting as in the Christian religion where it seems as if they have made him a substitute God for after Jesus had left. However that last poem was in reference to the Christian religion back ground of the faith and being written from that background it has influence from it.

In Bobisim there are most certainly trinities, more than one in fact yes there are the Father, Son and spirit figures which make up the being of God but that is just one trinity. The more important trinity in Bobisim is made not of father son and holy spirit but of the followers of Bobisim, Bob and the Bible of the Church of Bob: For it is these things that make the Church of Bob and any religion what they are. For what is religion and faith without those who believe in it but a book of words. If no one believed in Christianity would you have ever heard of it? Same can be said for Bobisim and any other religion, so now that you have heard of Bobisim you must know that there are those who believe.


Without people who believe in these words they are just words same as any other. However with these words, Bobs words, come passion, faith and conviction: Knowledge of all truth and the wish only to share it with others.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[jvrlopez]

Wow, if there was a real and caring lord, he would've made that text readable on the new forum skin.

Instead, I ignored it.

Good day.

[LordBobR]

jvrlopez, I’m sorry that you don’t care enough about your soul to bother and read what I have written, however that is your choice. Despite whether or not you will take the time to read my posts I will continue to post here and in the color that I always have used. If you cared enough to rectify the situation you could change the board layout to blue emerald or you could highlight the text while reading it. However you have chosen to do neither of these things that you could do if you desired to read the posts I have written. I realize that this is in most part due to the fact that you don’t care for my religion which is fine; Bob will love you unconditionally even if you dispatch his word and spit upon it.


To those of you leaving the messages asking me to stop posting my views I will no now; nor will I ever cease telling people of the lord and savior Bob. It is my duty to tell others of Bob so that all may come to know of his word and will. Nothing that you can say or do will silence me for I will spread the word of Bob to all people who will hear it.


Ego nutus servo toto quidnam peto salus ac verus Bob.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Riotsword]

Bob: Bloobity Blah Blah Blah.

Should we really care? I mean, this thread has pretty much had it's 15 minutes of fame, quit grasping at straws and bumping the thread when it's obvious not many of us(if any) care anymore.

Plus, whenever you post, rarely, if ever, have you even gone forward with an idea. All I see in your posts, is rehashing of the post before it.

[Valkysas]

I love bob. I'd cry if he left.

[jvrlopez]

:cry

Bob = someone who took a satirical religion seriously and just tries to win others over with big words, fancy talk, etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

The Church of the SubGenius is a satirical pseudo-religious organization, originally based in Dallas, Texas, which gained popularity in the 1980s and 1990s subculture, with a large presence on the Internet.

This belief is probably why the Church is seen as an elaborate joke, (an arguably postmodern) mockery of organized religion, and a parody of controversial religious groups and cults. Almost nothing is considered off-limits to comedy in SubGenius circles, and the group's jokes often veer into the realm of bad taste. Church members frequently pull practical jokes on each other, even as they are using their comedic talents to other ends.

An important SubGenius event did not occur on July 5th, 1998: X-Day. The Church had been predicting that on this day the world would be destroyed by invading alien armies known as the X-ists. Only the members of the Church of the SubGenius were expected to be saved from this SubGenius version of the apocalypse, by being carried away in the spaceships of the Sex-Goddesses. Although that day and each subsequent July 5th has passed without evidence of an alien invasion, the faithful membership still gather for the "Rupture" at a campground in western New York state to herald this SubGenius holiday.

Sorry, not interested.

[Riotsword]

I love bob. I'd cry if he left.
Well, of course I'm not advocating his departure, I'm just suggesting that he, shall we say, broaden his horizons a bit, and post in other threads. People do like a deity/savior/whatever that they can relate to.

[altoecko]

Okay if this holy spirit of yours is more of a sub-conscious thing, then isn't it really just the minds of your followers? Also, describe the other trinity you mentioned, I'd like to know how that plays out exactly. 0.o When does the soul enter a fetus/baby in your religion? Is their Karma/Dharma-like things in Bobism? Can you perform miracles due to your faith? Were any of the holy men (Budha, Jesus, Muhamad, Opa, 悪神, etc.) sent by your God?

[LordBobR]

You know I do believe we have been over this point before but just in case you were and are still to lazy to read; then here it is again: The Church of Bob is in no way associated with the cult of the sub-genius of Bob. The cult is obviously a joke and always has been. While the Church of Bob on the other had is very real, and makes no attempts at humor because eternity and salvation are not humors subjects. Now I do hope that you can get these facts straight in your head.



The holy spirit is in the hearts and minds of all people, not all people listen to this inner voice, but all have it. What type of guidance would this be if it was given to only to those who follow in the path of Bob, no this guidance is for all people so all may know what is moral.

The second trinity that was brought up was of the Bible or the teaching of Bob, Bob and of the followers of Bob. These three things make up the trinity or the "three jewels". These are the things Bob has left or made known to all his people so that they may know him. These specific things are that which is most important in the view of Bobisim Bob for being the entity and embodiment of a true God of love; the teaching of Bob as the representation of how to live ones morally and follow the path of Bob. Lastly the people of Bob, they are indeed a large cornerstone of the religion for it is to these people that others will look for an accurate representation of the Church of Bob. It shall be these people who will one day be responsible for spreading Bobisim to other people.

Well you see you are looking for moral answers for delicate questions and issues that most religions have not yet resolved. Such as when is a fetus or baby endowed with a soul and I do not intend to tell people how to live their lives on this issue either. People must do what is right for them and then live with their choices. However I will say this; if God knows you before you are formed in the womb as is stated to Jeremiah in the bible then it stands to reason that the soul is assigned to the child before the conception. Id est before the zygote is formed and long before that.

Yes there are dharma elements in Bobisim as Bobisim does teach that there are levels however not of life but of enlightenment: Each level brining you closer to peace with Bob yourself and the world around you. It is possible to attain enlightenment in a single life however for some it may take longer. Also from the same religions samsara is drawn upon in the belief that there are cycles of life, growth, death and rebirth within enlightenment of the soul. However karma is not a view that is used within the church for it is a view of retribution punishment for deeds done in the past and this is not a rightful view for not all views or evil are thus.

I believe if such a time came that I need to perform a miracle I will be granted that power at that time. However to this point I have not had any need to perform a miracle and I do not foresee any reason why I would need to do so for even miracles can be explained away as mere magic or illusion the only thing that can not be is faith. That above even miracles speaks volumes to my religion. Yes as I have stated for many years all names of God praise Bob. However these different religions fight among one another this is one of the reasons Bob hath sent me to spread his word so all may know that acceptance of others is the true path of peace for all nations and not conforming and forcing others to conform.



Until you have know the words of my kingdom and have faith within them and in my kingdom you can have no comparison, for the body only knows it’s own limits and you have not yet reached beyond that which is of the flesh to know truth and faith such as the truth of my words or the truth of the kingdom that resides within them.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[altoecko]

Okay, so all their religious texts are really speaking of your God? If that is so there are quite a lot of errors in all of these texts. How does your God stand on being tested. I know that the Shintoism God's will perform miracles if it asked of them while the Christian God states that you do not test God's power. Does Bob do miracles on demand? I don't know if I've asked this ,and I apologize if I have, but is there a Satan/Hades sortof figure in your religion? If so, how did he come to be, why did Bob allow him to do what he did, and was he close to God? Does Bobism have angels or any other celestial beings that do his bidding? I don't doubt that your religion is real but as for all other, I have questions and I like for them to be answered. If anyone shows as much faith in something as Christians, Hinduists, and all the other religious people do. There must be something real about them. Whatever made us couldn't be that cruel. I thank you for answering my questions.

[Riotsword]

... So, you're saying that all religions are really speaking of your own god? Isn't that, like, lazy and unoriginal? Don't you have your own dogma? If you're just saying that all of these other religions are really your own, well, that just says to me that there wasn't that much thought put into this religion. That's all I have to say.

[IRC]

Well, Islam, Judism, and all branches of Christianity are speaking of the same God. Why not Bob?

And just imagine if Tom Cruise was into Bobism.

[Funk]

At this point I wish he was into suicide.

[altoecko]

Bobbo?

[altoecko]

I got negative rep for Bobbo? Weird.

Anyone seen Bob lately?

[Ryner]

You got negative rep for bumping a stupid topic that's been inactive for three months with a post that contained nothing but "Bobbo".

[tjoris9]

I think he realized that if all religions are based around Bob, just with a different name, or set of names, then there's no real point in joining the Church of Bob, because you're already a worshiper of Bob.

It's actually a Hindu concept, that the way to salvation is to basically go with what you were born with. If you're the child of a Southern Baptist, then you must simply be a faithful Southern Baptist, and to turn away from that religion is bad karma, then you come back as a mosquito or something.

[LordBobR]

Sorry for the delay in posting I have been very busy as of late. I have been traveling a bit and have not been able to communicate the words of Bob to the forms. To get things back on track I am reposting the last post that I made before the board was reset and my absence. None of you have been left or forgotten I will continue to guide you who have questions as to the nature of Bobisim.

Yes Altoecko, as I have stated for many years all names of God praise Bob. However these different religions fight among one another this is one of the reasons Bob hath sent me to spread his word so all may know that acceptance of others is the true path of peace for all people. There are many errors in these old texts this is what happens at time progresses meaning or words change and evolve then when translated they are then skewed into new meaning. However that being so Bob does not say all religious texts are to be attributed to him for there are those who would indeed write false texts to try and belittle God. Bob allows testing of the mind and spirit thus meaning he will provide guidance and wisdom to those who seek it: However he will not reward or perform such “miracles” as receiving a sum of money or other things of monetary value.


I don't know if I've asked this, and I apologize if I have, but is there a Satan/Hades sort of figure in your religion? If so, how did he come to be, why did Bob allow him to do what he did, and was he close to God? ~ Altoecko

Let me star to reply to this by saying this: “There are no demons running around in the world committing evil the only demons in this world are in the hearts and minds of men.”

There is indeed though a ruler of hell, a figure of darkness reserved only for those tortured souls who condemn themselves to their minds fate. This figure shall be different for all people or should I say is all people. People who are evil have twisted minds and their; they shall be resigned to their own wicked fate. However that doesn’t quite answer the question does it? Bob watches over hell, not with the glee of the devil depicted in the Bible but watching, waiting hoping and praying for remorse: In hopes that they to may be granted a chance at forgiveness. I believe the next question pertains to why is their evil. The fact that there is good necessitates that their be evil also: It falls in line with free will you can’t give a person “free will” and not allow them to do evil. Furthermore without free will you can’t test a person’s heart or soul. So you ask why Bob allows evil, the answer is because man is capable of it. If this is not satisfactory I suggest you take a look in the mirror and think of everything bad or evil you have done and why you did them. Man wants to choose what they will do and by doing so they are choosing where they are going.


There are celestial beings at Bobs disposal, however Bob much rather prefers to use people who are already involved in a persons life to influence them. If this is not done then in most cases Bob would use the Holy Spirit in try and help guide the individual. It is quite rare that Bob would use an angle or other being to do such things.

If I were to refuse you knowledge what kind of teacher would I be?


Riotsword, I am indeed saying other religions worship Bob; it is a fact of being monotheistic that either they all worship the same God or all other religions are wrong. I was not sent to drive the wedge deeper between religions but to help unify them under the Church of Bob. Therefore I do not condemn other religions for their worship of God. While I do point out flaws of these religions it is to prove the point that theirs is not the only way: Many religions are founded from the words and believes of Abraham and they all can hold truth.


Funk, I’m afraid that Bob will not be changing for you. Perhaps though if you were to have some interest in the Church of Bob this topic might hold something for you, there is much you could learn from this topic if you wished to.






Now for the new questions and comments that have been made which need to be addressed.


Altoecko; Ryner isn’t the biggest Bob fan so he would of cores give you negative rep for bumping this topic. Although it hadn’t been vacant for three months as he claimed; the board reset only made it appear so.


Ryner why do you dislike Bob and those who would seek knowledge from him?


Tjoris9, yes all religions are speaking of Bob and people of other religions are worshipers of Bob. However all people need to hear and know the word of Bob; of the acceptance of other religions and each other. That is why I teach of Bob so more people may know him and his message of true acceptance and religious freedom.


Bob shall guide us all unto the gates of heaven through his words of salvation.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Ryner]

All evidence points to it being vacant! Thus, I am right! Right right right!

[altoecko]

So once someone goes to your "hell" they can admit repentance and go to "heaven"? Does Bob have a wife, or children? Will Bob perform at my nephews bar mitzvah?

[LordBobR]

Altoecko there is no circumstance in which a person sent to hell would be granted entry into heaven. However they may be given a second chance at life upon earth. This depends upon the heart of the person to as well as their actions in life. Not everyone is given such a chance however it does occur. As Bob is not a physical being or a being of this world marriage would not apply. However Bob does promote and support marriage in the joining of two people soul mind and body in holy union.

I would ask that you keep in mind that this is a serious topic and that it is not to be taken lightly. May you all find the path of enlightenment and truth through the almighty Bob.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob

[SirTMagus]

This depends upon the heart of the person to as well as their actions in life.

THE HEART OF THE CARDS
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[Roland Of Gilead]

Wow, Bob is a complete weirdo and Bobism is even weirder.

[Funk]

Yeah, why anyone would use Angelfire is beyond me.

[Key]

I have some questions Bob.....

What are Bob's views on; (sorry for spelling)
1.Abortion
2.Other religious beliefs including atheisim
3. homo/trans/whateversexuallity

that should do for now.

[LordBobR]

The church of Bobs position on abortion: It is highly frowned upon, however there are circumstances when it is acceptable, such as in the cases or rape or a child that will be born severely mentally retarded and no one is willing to care for it. Most often however abortion is viewed as a means to abate taking responsibilities for the actions one has chosen. One must contemplate the ramifications of their actions before they copulate otherwise they may procreate. There are many forms or birth control people need to think before they copulate. However if one is using it birth control and still has a child it is viewed as fate; they are meant to the child. In short abortion is viewed as wrong however it is between you and Bob.


Other religious beliefs have been covered many times before; however here it is again. Bob supports all religions; however there are many beliefs of these religions that are simply wrong.


If Bob had a problem with homosexuality I would have made mention of it long ago especially on these forms. It can be just as wrong for a man and a women as it can for two men to copulate. What makes such things right and wrong is love. As long as there are feelings of love it is not wrong for them to couple be married or any other action they choose within reasonable law. To single out a group and call them evil based upon sexual preference is far more evil that anything they choose to do. For it is written Bob shall judge all people: Judge not lest ye be judged yourself. Others have no right to judge homosexuals based upon their views and beliefs of what is right and wrong such judgment is reserved for Bob alone.


Transsexuals are just people who can’t accept the fact that they are a feminine male or masculine female. Or in some cases don’t want to accept that they are homosexuals so they decide to become a transsexual. These people need to accept who and what they are.


May you all come to know the glory and truth of Bob.

I am the holy one,
Father ghost and son.
I am the way and light,
Follow me to thy delight,
You shall see he,
Bob who lives in me.
You shall know my divine ways,
And happiness the rest of thy days.
You shall see the sun set upon the old,
and the sun rise upon the new dawn,
as the new kingdom is born,
Thy kingdom, the kingdom of Bob.


Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[altoecko]

Sure, I'll bring it back up. I only hope he reads this. In Bobism is everything chance, or set in stone in terms of the future?

[Alex]

I gave up on this long, long ago. Is any of this thread worth reading at all?

[altoecko]

Acctually, yeah. He sheds new light on some things for me. I always like to see new view points on religion and, well, he's not too new in what he believes but some of his stuff is interesting to me atleast.

[Phoenix]

Haha, I just found this thread. The red font makes me think twice about the religion.

[Patryn]

The red font makes my eyes think twice about not bleeding.

[Nixon]

The red type is the only reason I never read any of Bob's posts. :p

[Valkysas]

the red type isnt bad at all on the blue emerald skin.

[Nixon]

I'm using the blue forum skin... and it still burns.

[Owl of Parliament]

I hate this guy.

[Shard]

Lord Bob died for you, man.

And you can't even be bothered to read a red font?

****.

I'm beginning to think you don't want salvation at all. Ungrateful, that's what it is.

[jvrlopez]

:lol

Bob's last activity was viewing a certain playground topic....hehe

[Perversion]

Does this have anything to do with the Church of the Subgenius? Because I think the 50s-looking guy that is their mascot is also named Bob.

[jvrlopez]

Yes it does.

[Big Rick Cook]

This has gotta be one of the longest surviving topics at the Pav.

[altoecko]

This and my poem topic are the oldest.

Edit- This one 5 days before mine acctually.

[Funk]

I had an animal in my Animal Crossing town named Bob. He is a cat. Is he blessed?

[Roneatek]

Oh wow... this is hilarious ><

[archerarmored]

Hi Bob!

Haven't seen you around in a while, I agree with Bobism, of course I am more of a Taoist type myself. I'm glad to see you back, either way!

I'm holding on tight, that's for sure!

[LordBobR]

Well it is that time again although I have been here as always watching over thee I have neglected my duties here for far to long. Thus I have returned to my children here to spread the word, the light, the truth and compassion of Bob. Most if not all of you already know of me, Bob and Bobisim. As always I look forward to discussing the Bobisim with all of you in hopes that you can better understand the Church of Bob and come to see how it is the religion for you. So please keep an open mind and if you have a question by all means ask for I turn no one away from my topics the religion of Bobisim or the kingdom of heaven.



We are building a religion,
On the foundation of our vision.
We are building it bigger,
To accommodate without revision.
We are building it better,
So it relies upon no provision.
We are building a religion,
The Church of Bobisim.

We are building the religion,
Of the one true son.
We are Building it bigger,
To encompass everyone.
We are building it better,
So none are left to sob.
We are building a religion,
The Church of the true Bob.

We are building a religion,
That is not full of deceptions.
We are building it bigger,
Not based in misconceptions.
We are building it better,
Without any exceptions.
We are building a religion,
The Church of Bobisim.


This is just the inception of the Immaculate Conception, of the word of Bob. A revolution of religion is at hand. Time and truth shall show to all thee that Bob is the true deity of salvation. Salvation is yours with no price; yet priceless it is for salvation is eternal. So follow the path of Bob to thy salvation.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[Red Dragon]

ALL. HAIL. BOB.

BOB. IS. KING.

BOB. DOES. NO. WRONG.

BOB. BOB. BOB.

ROBERT. ROBER.. ROBET...

ERROR. ERORR. SYTEM. PHIALR.

BOB. MUST. BE. DESTORYED.

BOB. WILL. COME. TO. BE. ANNIHILATIED.

SO. SAYS. BOB. BOT. 2000.

[jvrlopez]

Bob is the anti-christ.

[LordBobR]

JvrLopez I’m quite afraid you are mistaken I am not the antichrist; if I were I highly doubt that I would be here trying to save your soul. No my befuddled friend I wound no doubt be setting my mark in the world. I would be in politics and trade making alliances of countries and enemies of all opposition. However as you can plainly tell I am doing no such thing as I am here discussing this with you. I know how you feel about Bobisim and it is doubtful you hatred and blindness have changed at all. Until such a time has come that you can do more that spew forth ignorance and lies from your ignorantly skewed view point your comments are not needed here. Just so we are clear on this I’m not asking you to leave my topic: However this topic is for discussion and enlightenment not for insults you need to leave those out of it from now on thank you. I look forward to the discussion of your believes vs. the truth and light that is Bobisim.

I am he: The savior of the chosen people. I am he: The one sent from my father so you may come to know him as I do. I am the Alpha and the Omega Says Lord Bob, Who is, and was, and who is to come, the Almighty. I am he that has been sacrificed for thy sins: follow me for I am the way to thy salvation. I am he that is the way the truth and the light. Chose thy paths and I shall save thee, I am the shepherd send by my father to guide you though these dark times. I shall no lead thee astray, I am Bob the savior and I know the way.


May Bob guide us all unto the gates of heaven through his words of salvation.




Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[altoecko]

What are your thoughts on the paradox of fulfilling one's dreams? What I'm asking is, how does Bob feel about the fact that often in order for one man to fulfill his dream to the utmost, he must destroy the dreams of others. Who decides who gets to succeed and who doesn't in your religion?

[Garr123]

Bob, I want to be saved.

[LordBobR]

Alteco There is no paradox of fulfilling ones dreams. Although at times it feels there are however that way of thinking is not in fact accurate. The paradox you speak of lies in lust. Lust and dreams are not equal; dreams are often associated with lust when added to an ideal of a said idea.

For this instance I’ll assume we mean a girlfriend: (dream is idea: Girlfriend) you select the ideal (ideal: pretty girl) match in your mind. However the girl you seem to think is best is taken, by your friend; now you can either move on or continue to think this one girl is still the ideal match and no other can compare. Well this is where lust is truly formed you have made the dream (IE: Girlfriend) and your thought of ideal one in the same. Thus you are chasing after this ideal, hurting your friendship and so forth. Why; because you have this ideal of who, what and how things should be and this is all you will accept. This does not fulfill the said dream of girlfriend in fact it puts you through more pain and suffering in the long run that it will ever be worth.

The only thing standing in your way of fulfilling your dreams and becoming successful in everything you do is yourself. Those who chase after the ideal things their whole lives are never really satisfied, because there always seems to be something just a little bit better on the horizon. More often than not while you are chasing after your ideals you miss out on finding true happiness in life; enjoying what you have at hand.



Garr, my words proclaiming you saved would pointless. There is but one person that can save you and that is yourself by choosing to do what is right and what is good rather than being selfish or spiteful. If you would truly be saved then you must do that which you know to be moral and then you shall be saved.



In vänstern exitus omnis volo pereo såvida inte si vis vragen increpito tasukaru per Bob. Ware lo wazuka conversatio ut invenio tariki. Lo’ laten hic haec inservio mama ato admonitio ut issai questi qui quae que quod vulticulus bort de Bob. Ye volo mei doki, victus på eta-naru dole. Ego spero ut animadverto tu inai mei regnum. Ego oro tu all to reperio quas av tui aeternus eternus animus. Guuzousuuhai Bob nam ut bli vänstern illac ut aeternus eternus vita. Ego volo salv tu.



Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®

[altoecko]

Wow, you completely missed my question, nice try though. I meant: Why is it that in order for Sam Walton(Founder of Wal-Mart) to fulfill his dream and have his company be extremely successful, does he have to trample on the dreams of others (IE: Small business owners)? In order for one to realize their dreams, others have to be sacrificed in the process. Gloomy's dream is to have all of us sterilyzed, this GREATLY contradicts with my dream. I ask again, now that you know what I mean, who decides whose dream prospers and whose fails?

[Chad]

But here's the catch!! You could have a kid and THEN be sterilized! Both dreams fulfilled, man!

[Garr123]

Sorry Bob, you missed the Garr boat. I've decided to join the Blue Oyster Cult. They told me I wouldn't have to fear the reaper, and could be like the sun and the rain.


Go Go Godzilla!
Alfred Garr, Cleric of B.O.C.