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    Uninformed Videogame Reviews

    As many of you know - I have been developing the character of Jerry Bloop for well over a year now. He's a manchild from a broken home that attempts to make sense of the world in his own way.

    As a few of you know, I used to write a column called "Uninformed Reviews" on my Julius Bloop website where I basically made jokes about games and movies from the perspective of someone completely oblivious to their actual content.

    Anyway, I've combined these two concepts and here's the first video of Uninformed Videogame Reviews by Jerry Bloop. Enjoy.



    #2
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    You just 1-Up'd everything you've ever done.


    ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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      #3
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      Sounds kinda like the Something Awful Truth Media reviews, but I'm saying that without having watched this. Could be less similar than the basic premise makes it sound.
      "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

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        #4
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        I really like this.
        Screenshot Let's Plays

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          #5
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          Originally posted by Hrafn View Post
          Sounds kinda like the Something Awful Truth Media reviews, but I'm saying that without having watched this. Could be less similar than the basic premise makes it sound.
          I see what you did there.
          "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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            #6
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            Where do you keep your character costumes?

            I picture a big chest filled with glasses, wigs, sweaters and other props.

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              #7
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              It's a closet. Nothing out of the ordinary.

              Except a weirdo lives there and talks to drunk people passed out next to it.

              ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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                That was pretty good, but if i may give some constructive criticism. I found myself wanting to skip through certain parts, it kinda seemed to ramble on at a couple of points, and the voice, which i'm sure is the point of the character, is kinda grating.

                I did laugh at a couple of points, and i had skipped over about 20 seconds, but had to go back and see what his "nightmare of nightmares" was.

                All in all, i think it was a good first video, and to be honest, it was a helluva lot better than anything i could ever do.

                Edit: I do have a couple of questions. The stuff you posted from the games, were those just gameplay videos you found, or screen captures from you or someone else actually playing, on a few of those?
                Last edited by Jeroak Nelave; 06-04-2010, 12:15 AM.
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                  #9
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                  Jerry suffers from autism, hence the rambling and voice.

                  ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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                    #10
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                    Ahhh, that explains it. Well then you hit what you were looking for then i think.
                    Vita, 3DS, PSP, PS3, PC, WiiU, Wii & 360
                    Intel Core i5, Radeon HD 5870, 8gig ram
                    Anticipating: Warriors Lair, Dragon Crown, Ratchet, Xillia, Rune Factory 4, and more!
                    3DS Friend Code: 5026-4776-9901
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                      #11
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                      Constructive criticism is most constructive when you are familiar with the videos and are able to tell who made them.

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                        #12
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                        Wow...okay, thanks for that.
                        Vita, 3DS, PSP, PS3, PC, WiiU, Wii & 360
                        Intel Core i5, Radeon HD 5870, 8gig ram
                        Anticipating: Warriors Lair, Dragon Crown, Ratchet, Xillia, Rune Factory 4, and more!
                        3DS Friend Code: 5026-4776-9901
                        Steam ID: LionFranco - - - FFXIV: Jeroak Nelave

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                          #13
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                          Man, finding mushrooms under someone's mattress would be the ultimate score.
                          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                            Originally posted by Jeroak Nelave View Post
                            That was pretty good, but if i may give some constructive criticism. I found myself wanting to skip through certain parts, it kinda seemed to ramble on at a couple of points, and the voice, which i'm sure is the point of the character, is kinda grating.

                            I did laugh at a couple of points, and i had skipped over about 20 seconds, but had to go back and see what his "nightmare of nightmares" was.

                            All in all, i think it was a good first video, and to be honest, it was a helluva lot better than anything i could ever do.

                            Edit: I do have a couple of questions. The stuff you posted from the games, were those just gameplay videos you found, or screen captures from you or someone else actually playing, on a few of those?

                            I do appreciate your honest critique because I assume those unfamiliar with the character might have similar reactions.

                            I don't find the voice grating, though - I think its an important part of his overall wonderment and innocence. He's an autistic manchild with little to no life experiences.

                            I also didn't think I rambled much - there were subtle jokes and character points interlaced throughout the dialogue. I will try to tighten up a bit in the future, though.

                            The clips I just ripped from youtube. I literally don't own these games so I can't capture them in any way.

                            HRAFN, I don't know what the Something Awful bit is you're referring too. Maybe if you watched the video you can tell me if it's the same premise.

                            Thanks for the kind words, guys. I appreciate your support!
                            Last edited by highwind; 06-04-2010, 06:58 AM.

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                              #15
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                              Yeah, sorry, i wasnt familiar with any of the previous stuff from Jerry Bloop, now that it has been explained, i think the character and video is pretty good, and i think you achieved what you were going for.
                              Vita, 3DS, PSP, PS3, PC, WiiU, Wii & 360
                              Intel Core i5, Radeon HD 5870, 8gig ram
                              Anticipating: Warriors Lair, Dragon Crown, Ratchet, Xillia, Rune Factory 4, and more!
                              3DS Friend Code: 5026-4776-9901
                              Steam ID: LionFranco - - - FFXIV: Jeroak Nelave

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