Ball tapping epidemic

[Kire]

Wow. If someone hit me in the balls I would severely beat the **** out of them, no joke. When I was growing up, it was common knowledge that the one thing you do, not even in a fight, is hit a guy in the nuts. What happened?

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=11568681

[Nixon]

Re: Ball tapping epidemic

It's not that surprising, since middle school kids are usually pretty dumb and short-sighted. These are, after all, the same bright individuals that die playing the "choking game" and sniff lots of inhalants for fun.

Just for the record, I grew up with the understanding that you should NEVER kick a guy (or a girl) in the crotch, even if you get into a fight. You should always punch them in the face, like a real man!

[The_Real_Crunk]

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By the time Jake got to Danville High School, he says he was being ball tapped every week – sometimes even three or four times a day.

Its kinda the kids own fault for being a gigantic slobbering wuss and not putting a stop to that **** the first time it happened, let alone letting it happen that goddamn often.

[Kire]

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I can only blame the kid that much cuz he's just a kid. When I was picked on, I didn't fight back at first because you sometimes build a certain pride in being able to take pain and punishment...but yes, his family should teach him to stand up for himself, even if it means detention or whatever.

[Leish]

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Just for the record, I grew up with the understanding that you should NEVER kick a guy (or a girl) in the crotch, even if you get into a fight. You should always punch them in the face, like a real man!

I'm sorry, but if a man twice my size comes after me, I'm aiming for his punching bags. I have no chance otherwise.

[FlamingMage]

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I blame college humor.

This is fairly despicable behavior, but I will admit that middle schoolers are the most demonic breed of monsters. Everyone always blames teens for being mean and such, but the tweens in middle school are as bad if not worse, at least in my experience.

[marcus]

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This **** is rampant in the military. No one has done it to me but I see it all the time waiting in the chow line or in the work space. We're all goof offs here and comfortable with it, but if I were in school and some asshole kicked me in the balls... god damn.

Do kids seriously have nothing better to do than grab dicks? I played the "meat gazer" game where you make a circle to try and get people to look at your crotch followed by a swift punch but these games are getting out of control.

[Nixon]

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I'm sorry, but if a man twice my size comes after me, I'm aiming for his punching bags. I have no chance otherwise.

I was referring to fighting, not self-defense.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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I hear stories from people about how on sports teams when they shower after a game or practice them slap each others balls in the shower from behind.

Ugh. Id be taking swings at people left and right for that ****.

[Caciss]

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I don't think the waterboy showers with the team.

[Marc M.]

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...but yes, his family should teach him to stand up for himself...

Or they could have just bought him a cup.

[Czechs Mex]

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We had "ball-tapping" back when I was in high school. Except we called it "twapping". It was kind of funny to see every guy quickly cover his nuts by reflex whenever someone made a sudden movement.

[ChaosKnightXD]

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These rampant kicks to the nads never happened in any school I went to. I guess the guys living in other places like to touch each others balls or something.

[IamPinhead]

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Of all the forbidden things there are, why is there an epidemic of sack-tapping? I'm pretty sure every man in his life has been hit in the nuts for one reason or another. A unique, indescribable pain, one that you wouldn't wish on anybody else. But there's an epidemic of it in the middle schools? That never was a problem in my school. Thank God.

[marcus]

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I was talking to my buddies about this and they told me about "braining." You basically try to trick people into looking at your balls while you grab and squeeze them to make it look like a miniature brain.

I also watched the video in the OP about 10 times in a row. Every time Mr. Straight Laced says "Ball Tapping" I crack up.