Sophisticated Man
10-31-2009, 10:39 PM
After at least five minutes of careful planning, I am thrilled to announce that I am teaming up with the Vixen of Vaporware, 162, to bestow upon you the next edition of my Jethromancer Slayer Series:
Jethromancer Slayer, Part 2
Try not to let your endorphins go too crazy as I tell you about this breathtaking, picturesque, and truly epic chronicle for RPG Maker 3. :drool :spin :hyper
The story continues where Jethromancer Slayer, Part 1 (http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19378) left off. I set off into... er, I mean, Ivan Hoe walks off into the sunset with his sidekick Misty after obliterating the evil treant Splinter.
"Wow Ivan, you sure are powerful!" exclaimed Misty after the combat.
"I still have one bottle of 2% milk left from my uncle jerbils", responded Ivan. "Not 1%, not 15%, not skim, but 2%. Would you like it?"
"You're the best, Ivan", said Misty, blushing as Ivan handed her the bottle. She began to imbibe the delicious milk inside. Unfortunately, Ivan had been walking around with the milk in the hot sun for over twelve hours, and Misty's feeble constitution was overcome with illness.
"You don't look so good," Ivan remarked to his pallid companion.
"Get me to a Walgreens, Ivan...", Misty said, struggling to even speak.
"I know how to cure you!" exclaimed Ivan proudly. "There's an herb called the Curall Plant that only grows on top of the tallest mountain in this land!"
"C...V...S..." Misty uttered, in barely more than a whisper.
"But it won't be easy!" continued Ivan without pausing. "There are a special type of Jethromancers that guard the Curall Plant, called Flameweavers, who have a Power Level of 7. But I'll get that Curall Plant for you, Misty. I won't let you die!", he exclaimed passionately.
So with that, Ivan embarked on his noble quest to scale Mount Climbalot, vanquish the evil Jethromancers at the top, and save his sidekick Misty by recovering the legendary Curall Plant.
Features:
* Full-fledged Blacksmith System that allows you to create any weapon (over 500) you can possibly conjure up in your mind. To do so, you utilize raw materials that the Jethromancers drop in combat. Example: 4 iron = 1 wood.
* A mind-bending, reality-warping narrative with the most unique, amazing twist you have ever seen. (Spoiler: Ivan's dad is actually a Jethromancer.)
* A "Find the Needle in the Jethromancer Haystack" minigame that I may, or may not, have pilfered from 1ce.
* An item that has 13 uses, costs 418 gold, and does a whopping 52 damage to an opponent when used!
The advent of this :extreme game will be very soon on a PS2 or PS3 near you, and I am absolutely sure that you will all download it by your own volition! (Otherwise my brother (http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10514&p=217395) may have to "have a word" with you... :stab)
:serge:serge:serge:serge:serge:serge
Jethromancer Slayer, Part 2
Try not to let your endorphins go too crazy as I tell you about this breathtaking, picturesque, and truly epic chronicle for RPG Maker 3. :drool :spin :hyper
The story continues where Jethromancer Slayer, Part 1 (http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19378) left off. I set off into... er, I mean, Ivan Hoe walks off into the sunset with his sidekick Misty after obliterating the evil treant Splinter.
"Wow Ivan, you sure are powerful!" exclaimed Misty after the combat.
"I still have one bottle of 2% milk left from my uncle jerbils", responded Ivan. "Not 1%, not 15%, not skim, but 2%. Would you like it?"
"You're the best, Ivan", said Misty, blushing as Ivan handed her the bottle. She began to imbibe the delicious milk inside. Unfortunately, Ivan had been walking around with the milk in the hot sun for over twelve hours, and Misty's feeble constitution was overcome with illness.
"You don't look so good," Ivan remarked to his pallid companion.
"Get me to a Walgreens, Ivan...", Misty said, struggling to even speak.
"I know how to cure you!" exclaimed Ivan proudly. "There's an herb called the Curall Plant that only grows on top of the tallest mountain in this land!"
"C...V...S..." Misty uttered, in barely more than a whisper.
"But it won't be easy!" continued Ivan without pausing. "There are a special type of Jethromancers that guard the Curall Plant, called Flameweavers, who have a Power Level of 7. But I'll get that Curall Plant for you, Misty. I won't let you die!", he exclaimed passionately.
So with that, Ivan embarked on his noble quest to scale Mount Climbalot, vanquish the evil Jethromancers at the top, and save his sidekick Misty by recovering the legendary Curall Plant.
Features:
* Full-fledged Blacksmith System that allows you to create any weapon (over 500) you can possibly conjure up in your mind. To do so, you utilize raw materials that the Jethromancers drop in combat. Example: 4 iron = 1 wood.
* A mind-bending, reality-warping narrative with the most unique, amazing twist you have ever seen. (Spoiler: Ivan's dad is actually a Jethromancer.)
* A "Find the Needle in the Jethromancer Haystack" minigame that I may, or may not, have pilfered from 1ce.
* An item that has 13 uses, costs 418 gold, and does a whopping 52 damage to an opponent when used!
The advent of this :extreme game will be very soon on a PS2 or PS3 near you, and I am absolutely sure that you will all download it by your own volition! (Otherwise my brother (http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10514&p=217395) may have to "have a word" with you... :stab)
:serge:serge:serge:serge:serge:serge