Whale murderer, are you potentially?

[Leish]

If you somehow accidently ended up on a whale hunting boat (perhaps you thought the boat was the pope), would you actually help out the crew in killing whales, or at least one? Shoot a harpoon or two at 'em?

I mean, you're out in the middle of the ocean, anyway...what else would you do with a bunch of guys?

[Stormy]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

WTF?

Who are you?

[Perversion]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

what else would you do with a bunch of guys?

Mild profanity.

[Eso Teric]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

I have nothing against whales, and don't feel a need to kill them for recreation.

The pope, on the other hand, should be wary of me.

[Leish]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

WTF?
Who are you?

A potential whale killer, I imagine. It has always been a life ambition since a moment ago to go on whaling on a whaling boat and whale for, well, four well whales' foreskins. Well, four would be a pipe dream; I really only have the need to circumsize one whale. I'm not the best with shears, though, since my hands have a shake I can't shake, so I might accidently nip something or someone I'm not suppose to. So, yeah, I suppose I might potentially accidently kill a whale or two by the time I move onto my next ambition - crawling into an elephant's ear as it's sleeping. Exploration is a precious thing - without it, we wouldn't have spices, tang, or the United States of America (ergo: no grits). I'm just a pioneer wanting to explore one of the last frontiers. Who knows, maybe we'll get something good to eat out of it, which hopefully we can enjoy while sitting in our whale foreskin tents.

[Perversion]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

whales' foreskins.

Also,

How

thus

[Duel]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

Hell yeah, those ****ing whales are so care free. Let's put them in a struggle so they enjoy life more.

[Alex]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

Leish is awesome, for a potential whale killer.

I would not help. I'd sit on deck and not hurt any whales. Some are endangered, and they're not hurting anybody. I'd totally catch some fish though. Or maybe net some crabs.

[Perversion]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

what else would you do with a bunch of guys?

maybe net some crabs.

Sorry, that was just too easy.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

I don't know anything about whaling, but I know one man who does!



THOMAS JEFFERSON, TO THE RESCUE!

Seriously though, in 1791 Thomas Jefferson wrote a whole thing on whale fishing.

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[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

I dunno who the hell you are, Leish, but you get my vote.

[Leish]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

I have nothing against whales, and don't feel a need to kill them for recreation.

Needing and wanting are two different bags of Joe. Sure you don't feel the need to kill them for recreation, but that doesn't mean you don't feel the burning desire to slaugther them for sport. I must give you props for your answer, though; are you a politician? Your answer appeases whale sympathizers (whales in disguise on stilts) without alienating the Asian-American population and their rabid followers. Yes, an answer that answers nothing yet everything.

Hell yeah, those ****ing whales are so care free. Let's put them in a struggle so they enjoy life more.

I find their lives utterly depressing - mammals exiled from land. I say, why not let them enjoy life just like everyone of us? They should be able to go where we go, which is why I propose we send them to McDonalds - one of the most universally visited places in the world. They're already doing that in select Japanese Mickey D's, and those Japs seem to be pretty on the ball with that whole being progressive thingy.

Leish is awesome, for a potential whale killer.
I would not help. I'd sit on deck and not hurt any whales. Some are endangered, and they're not hurting anybody. I'd totally catch some fish though. Or maybe net some crabs.

So you wouldn't help kill whales, but fish and crabs are ok? You don't happen to speak sonar, do you comrade?

I don't know anything about whaling, but I know one man who does!
THOMAS JEFFERSON, TO THE RESCUE!
Seriously though, in 1791 Thomas Jefferson wrote a whole thing on whale fishing.

Lemme see your dingaling.

I dunno who the hell you are, Leish, but you get my vote.

Leish, short for leishmaniasis - one of the great neglected diseases caused by protozoan parasites transmitted by the sandfly. It is responsible for about 60,000 deaths a year. Good to know you have leish's support. It's about time we all know each other's true nature.

[American Hero]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

Wouldn't be the first whale I harpooned.

[Alex]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

I've murdered fish before and ate their flesh and it was a grand time. I don't think I could murder a giant aquatic mammal, unless it was in self defense.

[Jamos]

Re: Whale murderer, are you potentially?

I ran over a cat once early last year. Sometimes I still see the thing staring at me when I drive down the same road. So to answer your question, no.