Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

[Bon]

I'm curious.

I'm mainly fond of Angel Soft double-ply toilet paper for its nice soft texture and for the fact that it doesn't leave residue when I wipe (I'm talking to you, Charmin). So, folks...your preference?

[Perversion]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

The f*** is this s***?

EDIT: No pun intended.

[Toaster]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

I wipe my ass on $100 bills.

[Perversion]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

Why not just buy designer jeans instead, and wipe your ass on those? More wiping area, dollar for dollar.

[Jamos]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

I use the brand that wipes my ass.

[Duel]

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PERRRSONAAAAL SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[Alzar]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

i have irritable bowel syndrome so when i **** a whole lot of **** gets stuck and i have a lot of butt hair so when i **** a lot of **** and butt hair gets all over my toilet paper and a lot of times my **** is green or black when i have bloody **** and sometimes i smear my **** on the mirror

[DK]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

Today I experienced dootie shrapnel.

[Bon]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

Well...at least I got some responses in.

Gloom: To certain people, it matters. Once they "connect" with a toilet paper brand, that is all they buy, whether it's on sale or not. For the rest, it just depends on which brand is the "deal of the week."

[Perversion]

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I like to connect to my toilet paper brand on a deep and meaningful spiritual level.


I tried that once with Scott tissue, and it was like a Terrence McKenna DMT trip.

[Sezjeuric]

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ON the fence on this.. I am a thrifter, so I would say whatever is on sale to a certain extent...

however, as a girl, I face major lint issues at times.

I've heard the BEST tissue is the Kirkland brand from Costco... too bad I don;t have a membership

[Alzar]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

why dont you have a membership

[Perversion]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

Off topic, but are you typing from a cell or something, Sez? Because your last two posts had semicolons wherever there were supposed to be apostrophes.



See, Bonanza...I'm merely questioning, not being a grammar nazi.

[Bon]

Re: Which Brand of Toilet Paper Suits You Best?

Off topic, but are you typing from a cell or something, Sez? Because your last two posts had semicolons wherever there were supposed to be apostrophes.



See, Bonanza...I'm merely questioning, not being a grammar nazi.

Relax, Pervy-kins. I'm feeling well today, and I withdrew my complaint.

[Sezjeuric]

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No, from my laptop.

it's a key stroke error that i constantly make... when I first got this, I kept hitting the "Enter" button instead of ' and it screwed me up all the time, so my finger went over to the semi colon.

Most of the time I correct myself, but I'm in a lazy mood tonight.

I don't have a memebership for a few reasons...

I think it i sill to have to PAY to shop somewhere, especially since I find great deals other places, AND

since karr and I don't have a vehicle to take all the stuff home, we don't shop there.