God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

[Jamos]

You'll don't know this, but several days ago I had a bit of an episode. I thought I was having a heart attack and I didn't think I was going to make it. Kind of opened my eyes. Now I'm trying to improve my diet. Wondering if any of the three healthy pavvies have any tips. This is about the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I've already given up on cheese...

[Valkysas]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

GO TO THE DOCTOR.

[Jamos]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

I be poor.

[John Mora]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

Go to the free doctor. :3

[Zeroth]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

Dude, you are seriously asking the wrong people. Most of us are probably fat, not to mention lazy. Last time I checked, asking a fat lazy persion for healthy eating advice is like asking a black guy for fruit. It doesn't happen. Go to a doctor.

[John Mora]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

Last time I checked, asking a fat lazy persion for healthy eating advice is like asking a black guy for fruit.

WHAT

[Jamos]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

I didn't ask the fatties for advice.

Last time I checked, asking a fat lazy persion for healthy eating advice is like asking a black guy for fruit. It doesn't happen.

Because they won't share any watermelon.

[Red Dragon]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

Last time I checked, asking a fat lazy persion for healthy eating advice is like asking a black guy for fruit.

What does that even MEAN.

[Translucid]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

man I'm always gettin fruit from white guys but black guys? just hoardin' that ****

[Zeroth]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

What does that even MEAN.

It means black people don't share fruit and fat people don't give healthy eating advice. Jamos, no offence, but nobody cares about healthy eating here. Why?

1. Nobody care about healthy eating.

2. Fat people can't give healthy eating advice.

3. 75% of the people here are overweight.

[Toaster]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

I thought I was healthy until just recently I had some weird heart flutter thing happen to me. I know what it's called but I can't spell it. Scared the **** out of me.

Since then I've been exercizing not as intensely and cutting back on some of the bad things. smoking. drinking.

If it happens again like that I'm gonna go to the doctor.

[Sampson]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

I used to have chest pains before I lost the weight. I never told anyone about it until after I had slimmed down. I was too afraid.

How overweight are you? It could've been from a panic attack, or a hereditary heart condition. You probably should try to see a doctor, even if you are poor.

At any rate, tell me what you eat in a typical day. Try not to leave out any snacks or anything. I could tell you WHAT to eat, but I find that the biggest thing with eating healthy is learning what NOT to eat, and then finding healthy alternatives.

[Jamos]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

Bob, you can leave my thread now.

EDIT: Wait a sec, Sampson. I'll have it down in a bit.

[Zeroth]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

Bob, you can leave my thread now.

I love you Jamos, I will never leave you side.

[Duel]

Re: God, am I ever going to the wrong people.

I'll just enjoy a nice big wheel of cheese right now.