simple mans never ending story.....

[simple man]

OK


heres how it goes. First you type a sentance to let the story go on.

it can be funny,random or serious

just dont go innapropiate. (lil das im watching you.....


lets get crackin!

Ok simple man went up to king valkysas and....

[JPS]

asked if he could be an admin

[edit] this was doomed from the start:lol

[Jamos]

Then ate both of his own feet.

[Libby]

(you guys beat me to it.)

Libby took out the camera to use the shots to make money for her new website when all of a sudden...

[Seraph]

The worlds largest pygmy marmoset latched onto Libby's hair and smacked the camera out out her hand, while shouting obscenities at JPS for not eating enough...

[Jamos]

wizards. Jamos, in turn, started bashing his head with a...

[Seraph]

Picture frame of John Stamos which he bought last week at the...

[Libby]

Gay and Lesbian swap meet, where Chuck mysterious appeared along with...

[simple man]

micheal jackson and danced with

[Lausen]

A bald Britney Spears who...

[Biggie]

Slapped a disloyal ***** ass trick named....

[JPS]

Porkchop who had a fetish for

[simple man]

bird pokemon then she captured

[Jamos]

her new love slave, called...

[JPS]

Jamos, he

[simple man]

told her to get on her hands and knees and

[Lausen]

she said I though we were going to keep it pg13. He replied...

[JPS]

"I want you to scrub that floor like Blackberry did, you pervert", Jamos decided to

[Perversion]

display the :facepalm emote, and verily...

[simple man]

his existance which exploded a..

[Jamos]

monstrosity was then born from Jamos' ashes.

[simple man]

then the world blew up and turned into a galaxy of planets

[Seraph]

But then seraphim utilized the continuum transfunctioner...

[simple man]

but then lil das ate it and

[lil_das]

got a tummy ache... :(

[Perversion]

...and to alleviate the ache in his tummy, he hurriedly ran to the facilities, only to find that instead of the expected fecal matter....

[Seraph]

Highwind was asleep on the bathroom floor, holding his last bottle of Valkysauce which he...

[simple man]

broke the bottle and ate the bottle and

[Libby]

desperately wept himself in despair and humiliation, his drunken dreams leading to a land of huge breasts in which Gloomy....

[lil_das]

frolicked happily with the hobbit locals until

[Wavelength]

the hobbit locals got tummy-aches as well. And Gloomy wondered if maybe it was...

[Seraph]

Nazi's poisoning the water supply...

[simple man]

then optimus prime comes in and

[Wavelength]

quickly exploded into a spectacular fireball of molten metal and ash. However...

[Mintobrandybuck]

The hobbits still had tummy-aches, so they decide to...

[lil_das]

Start a giant game of D&D with the local argumentative mexican midgets...

[JPS]

who always wanted to order tacos, which is the only food the hobbits didnt like, so they

[Seraph]

Shaved a porcupine and danced a jig under a giant pinata shaped like Al Gore, which was stuffed with Celine Dion albums and Pokemon trading cards that were...

[JPS]

the greatest things the mexicans had ever seen, the hobbits snickered at themselves as the watched the mexicans

[Wavelength]

shout "It's all coming back to me now! Go, Squirtle!" and 'bean' each other with damage counters...