...SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. That episode was NOT appropriate for ALL kids and MOST adults. Only badassed motorcycle riders will not cry because of the episode, but they will still whine and beg and scream to be let out of the room.
First is the big spider at the end of part one. WERE THE FUNKY VISUALS AND STROBES REALLY NECESSARY! It was already a big-assed spider, but no! We have to make it unnaturally intimidating with typical 80's-style special effects! Gawd! I nearly wet myself!
Then there was the worst part: when Punky is all alone with her dog, Brandon, and Punky's all like: "You'll never leave me, will you, Brandon?" And she turns around, AND BRANDON HAS BEEN CONVERTED TO A BAD STOP-GO ANIMATION SKELETON DOG!!! OMG!!! It is so unbearable that I wish the memory wiper device from Men In Black was REAL. The FCC must have been run by bigger retards back then.
In short, every copy of the Punky Brewster in the cave episode should be found and burned and anyone that has watched it should be granted free mental counseling. Thank you.
First is the big spider at the end of part one. WERE THE FUNKY VISUALS AND STROBES REALLY NECESSARY! It was already a big-assed spider, but no! We have to make it unnaturally intimidating with typical 80's-style special effects! Gawd! I nearly wet myself!
Then there was the worst part: when Punky is all alone with her dog, Brandon, and Punky's all like: "You'll never leave me, will you, Brandon?" And she turns around, AND BRANDON HAS BEEN CONVERTED TO A BAD STOP-GO ANIMATION SKELETON DOG!!! OMG!!! It is so unbearable that I wish the memory wiper device from Men In Black was REAL. The FCC must have been run by bigger retards back then.
In short, every copy of the Punky Brewster in the cave episode should be found and burned and anyone that has watched it should be granted free mental counseling. Thank you.
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