The (not so epic) quest. a story

[simple man]

Well i came up with a idea for a funny story. please dont complain about grammar.



The characters

Lisa.
A rather tomboyish girl.That just wants some adventure.She is the Main character.

Roy.
A very hyperactive boy.He always has some pound's of sugar with him.
He is also very intelligent.


Simple man.Aka Weird british dude

Simple man is a grown man that thinks he's a hero all the time
but he has a grapple gun and some smoke bombs.


Im making the story so just wait a little kay?

[Big Rick Cook]

Lisa: Gosh, I sure wish I could have some adventure. But no boys want to adventure me cause I'm tomboy.

Roy: *leaking sugar* I'LL ADVENTURE YOU! LOOK, OUT BEHIND MY WOOD SHED THERE'S ADVENTURE.

Lisa: You're leaking sugar!

Roy: YOU'RE LEAKING TESTOSTERONE!

Simple Man: Oy, you pansy blokes, let's jigger me grapple and be ninjers. Adventure awaits and I'm the hero!

[simple man]

Chapter one: the meet up.


Today is a new day for our hero.
her name is lisa.

Lisa was walking down the dusty street when see saw a crazy kid run down the street.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.The kid screamed the little boy and ramed into lisa.Hi my names roy whats your's weeee.Errrrrrrrrrr my names lisa.Thats a great name.Roy said. so whats wrong with you.lisa said.I have hyperactive disorder.Roy said.Oh thats cool. Lisa said.You wanna be friends?Roy said. Ummmmmm sure? Lisa said.
So they when on to the forest to go to roys house.Hi mom.Oh my god there you are snookims.Roy's mom said.Hi mom me and my new friend lisa are going to play video games.Roy said.Dont for get a condom snookims.His mom said.
ummmmm ok mom.Roy said. Have fun snookims.Ok mom. So they where playing hyper man 3. a strange figure when past them.Oh hey Dad.Oi it's my bloomin son.So whos your little girl friend.His dad said.Her names lisa we are playing hyper man 3.Thats a bloody fun game.Lisa just call me simple man.
His dad said.Ok Simple man.Lisa said.Well you guys want to go with me on a little adventure? Sure!. The two said.

[Big Rick Cook]

You should start with my version.

Or at least format it my way. *eyes bleed*

[Wavelength]

I find it positively hilarious that after talking in the past about how it's a great honor to be featured in your story, you go ahead and put yourself in your story! :)

Anyhow, good luck with the story.