Looking for donors.

[The Next Teen Mom]

I can't wait to get on television.

[Deadeyes]

Re: Looking for donors.

I'll Donate a baby to you. I swear this wasn't cut out of a living woman's stomach.

[The Next Teen Mom]

Re: Looking for donors.

Gasp... Oh god no. I need it the old natural way. Or else I'll never get attention...

[Maury]

Re: Looking for donors.

Deadeyes, in the case of this unidentified infant you're trying to donate, the paternity test confirms you are NOT the father.

[The Next Teen Mom]

Re: Looking for donors.

Please someone. Anyone. Maybe then daddy will stop hitting me.

[Egghead]

Re: Looking for donors.

Someone wants to hatch some chicks, hmmmmmmmmmm? Sorry, I can only donate eggs...

[SoulCalibur Announcer]

Re: Looking for donors.

The almighty ones have granted you a sword to cut your own path!!!

[The Next Teen Mom]

Re: Looking for donors.

Thank you so very much Mr Announcer guy. I've been doing this all wrong. If I'm going to get that seed I will have to get it by force. So where do you live?

[Kire]

Re: Looking for donors.

?????

[The Next Teen Mom]

Re: Looking for donors.

I get the feeling that you don't swing this way, but I suppose you will do. I shall climb that beanstalk andget that golden egg. Quick before daddy gets back from the bar. He gets mean when he's drunk.

[MC Disc Protector]

Re: Looking for donors.

I'll donate my seed under one condition!
The baby's gotta grow up and preach my mission!
Fight piracy and those copying games,
Chop off their head, or shoot 'em in the brain!
I'm sorry if this suddenly got dark,
But I've got bite, and not just bark!

[The Next Teen Mom]

Re: Looking for donors.

Finally, a willing donor. I will reach stardom and then everybody will look at me. I'm so very happy.