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[IRC]

I just burned my finger on the part of the printer that dries the toner. I was clearing out a paper jam.

First a spider now this, what did my finger do to the universe?

*gives the universe the finger*

[John Mora]

Re: OW

As the Cow Turns.

[IRC]

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Why won't you ever love me Mora? Is it because I'm your evil wife's dead twin's brain transplant surgeon?

[Kire]

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burns are a *****. That thing is going to sting off and on for a couple weeks.

But hey, being a cow and all, you finally got branded!

[IRC]

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such wit

[Kire]

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Hey, at least I care.

[Alex]

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It's true.

[Alzar]

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one time i burned my hand

[Chrome Homura]

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one time i burned my hand

Like they did in...


?

[Alzar]

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yeah, just like fight club, i was like, 6, and my dad was carrying a lantern and we went trick or treating around the neighborhood and my hand rested on the lantern and it done got burned

that happened last year too when i went trick or treating with my dad

stupid dad

[Caciss]

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Heh.


Your Dad is dumb.

[Red Dragon]

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I remember when I was a kid and i got an alcohol burn all over my hand.

[jvrlopez]

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My friend burned his calf on the exhaust of his mother's truck when he tried hiding under it.

It was insanely gross.

[The Toecutter]

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But hey, being a cow and all, you finally got branded!

*sssssss* MROOOOOOOOOOOO!



***edit***


And get some aloe. That **** will help it heal faster.

[jvrlopez]

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Aloe will zap that sucker away. I've used cut aloe vera from my grandfather's house to treat burns and the likes. Works great.