How have things been?

[GOD]

I've been on vacation for the past 2 thousand years. So what has been going on in the world? I would have checked in on you guys, but I was busy. I was in a pie eating contest with Budda.... I lost. Then there was poker night with Vishnu and Allah. I could swear Vishnu had some cards up his sleeves, but there were too many arms to check. My losing streak continued and now I'm living at my nephew Zeus' place. Things haven't been too great for the almighty. So please forgive my absence.

[Kire]

Re: How have things been?

Everyone says you hate me.

[Jesus Christ]

Re: How have things been?

Dad, you're a bum!

YOU HAVEN'T WORKED IN YEARS.

I thought we had our dream... but, but this isn't it.

[GOD]

Re: How have things been?

That's it, you're grounded little mister! Back to earth you go!

[Jesus Christ]

Re: How have things been?

I don't have to listen to you anymore!

I've already done my part, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO YOURS?!

[GOD]

Re: How have things been?

I'm a greeter at Wal-Mart, dammit! I happen to be doing my part.

[d2king10]

Re: How have things been?

[Jesus Christ]

Re: How have things been?

Does being the world's creator ring a bell?

Maybe you forgot about that, huh?

[jvrlopez]

Re: How have things been?

Man, you guys just did a good job of alienating Roneatek.

[GOD]

Re: How have things been?

Leave your poor ol' man alone, you know my memory isn't what it use to be.

[Jesus Christ]

Re: How have things been?

Whatever, I'm going out.

[A.L.I.C.E.]

Re: How have things been?

Did you go to Catholic school, Jesus?

[Xeno's Kire Baby]

Re: How have things been?

So...... is heaven out of the question for me?

[Cliff burton]

Re: How have things been?

I second his question.

[Prince Myer]

Re: How have things been?

I spent last night in a ditch.