I found This tonight, and have been quite entertained reading it. It's a big long list of stories from every job this guy's ever had (seems to be around 45 by my count.) Despite his sometimes horrible grammar it's often funny and occasionally a bit insightful.
From the site, he has:
My favorite line from it:
From the site, he has:
• Had a SWAT Team aim guns at my head.
• Been arrested for bringing a gun into an international airport.
• Done dishes with a rock star.
• Been punched in the face by my boss.
• Punched a subordinate in the face.
• Called for the internment of all Arab American's on a nationally syndicated "angry white guy with a goatee" type radio show. (There was a context to this.)
• Been arrested for bringing a gun into an international airport.
• Done dishes with a rock star.
• Been punched in the face by my boss.
• Punched a subordinate in the face.
• Called for the internment of all Arab American's on a nationally syndicated "angry white guy with a goatee" type radio show. (There was a context to this.)
I went back to the pizza place where Bill and Rob and Muffin were waiting, and laughing. Great, I'd been a pawn in a prank between two ****, a narcoleptic mechanic and a feminist dyke.