A short while ago I was taking a nice relaxing bath. As I was there enjoying my hot bath I felt something strange on my chest... ONE GIANT, HAIRY SPIDER! I hopped up and immediately ran out of the bathroom. We have a bit of a spider problem...
Samuel L. Jackson, get off of the ****ing plane and kill these ****ing spiders!
Anyone else have a bad spider story? I know mine should be very easy to top.
Samuel L. Jackson, get off of the ****ing plane and kill these ****ing spiders!
Anyone else have a bad spider story? I know mine should be very easy to top.

Did I mention that I hate spiders.
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