I overheard this conversation at work today. The boss brought cinnamon buns when he arrived this morning and left them in the kitchen for everybody. He likes to surprise us sometimes, so he was hoping someone would have gone to the kitchen and noticed. Nobody had, so he spoke up. Honest to goodness, this is exactly what was said:
Ron: "Did you check out my goodies?"
Leslie: "Nah, I haven't been there yet..."
Ron: "Oh, I'm disappointed! I thought you'd be grabbin' in there..."
I know it's innocent coming from a 65-year-old man, but arriving at the ears of a pervert like myself it is taken totally out of context. I waited until they'd gone to a meeting and then proceeded to giggle like a maniac.
In short:
The end.
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Ron: "Did you check out my goodies?"
Leslie: "Nah, I haven't been there yet..."
Ron: "Oh, I'm disappointed! I thought you'd be grabbin' in there..."
I know it's innocent coming from a 65-year-old man, but arriving at the ears of a pervert like myself it is taken totally out of context. I waited until they'd gone to a meeting and then proceeded to giggle like a maniac.
In short:
The end.
If you have a story like this to share, do go ahead.
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