Your personal fighting story.

[Redeye]

Let's see, I know a lot of you got in a fight with someone in real life before, physical hand-to-hand combat, how about you share them.

For starters, here's mine.

You people should know I practice sword fighting. One day I was outside with my Nerf Sword, until 2 kids on my street challenged me to a duel. I accepted and it was a 2 vs 1 fight. It was a draw at the end since the kids had to go to dinner, and the battle took around 2 hours.

What's your story?

[Nova]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

I've got in a lot of fights on the ice, won some, lost some. I also broke my hand last summer after beating the hell out of a guy who hates me because I asked my best friend out five years ago. (He liked her, and I knew it - but I asked her out anyway and he's still ****** off to this day... children!)

[Toaster]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

You people should know I practice sword fighting. One day I was in the bathroom stalls of a club in downtown SF, then 2 guys walked in and challenged me to a duel. I accepted and it was a 2 vs 1 fight. It was a draw at the end since the men had to go dancing, and the battle took around 2 hours.

[Nova]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

You people should know I practice sword fighting. One day I was in the bathroom stalls of a club in downtown SF, then 2 guys walked in and challenged me to a duel. I accepted and it was a 2 vs 1 fight. It was a draw at the end since the men had to go dancing, and the battle took around 2 hours.

I bet you have excellent form, sir.

[Duel]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

Let's see, I know a lot of you got in a fight with someone in real life before, physical hand-to-hand combat, how about you share them.

For starters, here's mine.

You people should know I practice sword fighting. One day I was outside with my Nerf Sword, until 2 kids on my street challenged me to a duel. I accepted and it was a 2 vs 1 fight. It was a draw at the end since the kids had to go to dinner, and the battle took around 2 hours.
What's your story?

You fight like a dairy farmer.

[Kire]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

I've only gotten in a handful of fights...in grade school I had a couple fights w/ my ex-best friend, and I don't even remember why we were fighting. Anyway, first one was mostly a draw until I got him in a headlock, jumped up and landed on my ass for a bulldog, driving his face into the ground. It stung like hell, and shot up my spine, but he held his neck crying.

The 2nd fight, I basically kept my distance and kept giving him turning kicks and front kicks to the back and midsection until he was crying. I really didn't have any martial arts training, just had a knack for it and practiced on a heavybag on my basement. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

Many years later in college, I did lots of sparring in TKD class. I knocked many a foe down w/ the torque I generated on my back turning kick and jumping back turning kick (a fav of Benny the Jet, Kung Le, and Jon Bones Jones). I got in a greenbelt tournament where I did really well until the final, where I was against this lanky dude. It was close but he won on points. 2ND PLACE IS NO PLACE!!! YOU'RE GONE, YOU'RE LOST, YOU'RE A LOSER!!!

Haven't been in a fight since. Closest thing was when someone was getting in my face and I intimidated them w/ a pretty standard Judo takedown. I kinda do like getting in fights though and have a bit of bloodlust, I do enjoy sparring.

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

I fought a guy to the death once, he stabbed me without warning; but I did fight back when I realized I was being murdered so I guess it counts as a fight. I was stabbed eight times and almost bled to death.

He didn't kill me so I consider it a win.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

I killed a man with my bare hands

[Nova]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

I fought a guy to the death once, he stabbed me without warning; but I did fight back when I realized I was being murdered so I guess it counts as a fight. I was stabbed eight times and almost bled to death.

He didn't kill me so I consider it a win.

This still makes me extremely uncomfortable. I'm glad you lived though, man.

[Wavelength]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

You people should know I practice fist fighting. One day I was inside playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, until my friend apparently challenged me to a duel by punching me hard (because I knocked his Skater over in Versus mode). I accepted and it was a 1 vs 1 fight. Sporadically, we would knock the other guy's Skater over and then throw a few punches. It was a draw at the end because I was getting my ass kicked, and the battle took around 2 hours.

[Nova]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

battle took around 2 hours.

Oh, I see where this is going...

/47indianmotorcycle

[Redeye]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

toaster's comment was probably false, I mean really its almost an exact replica of mine, but anyways I lol'd.

[Nova]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

I killed a man with my bare hands

This thread is pure gold.

[Perversion]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

Let's see, I know a lot of you got in a fight with someone in real life before

If you believe Fight Club, this is not true. Plus, we're a bunch of gamer nerds. I think we tend to be pacifists by default.

[Nova]

Re: Your personal fighting story.

If you believe Fight Club, this is not true. Plus, we're a bunch of gamer nerds. I think we tend to be pacifists by default.

Speak for yourself, Perv~