People of the Pavilion

[Skeletor]

I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! YES! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD! Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!

[Middle Eastern Terrorist]

Re: People of the Pavilion

Do you provide a good dental plan?

[Skeletor]

Re: People of the Pavilion

I must possess all, or I possess nothing.

[He-Man]

Re: People of the Pavilion

We'll settle this like men! First one to die... loses.

[Original Gangster]

Re: People of the Pavilion

(kills skeletor)

[Skeletor]

Re: People of the Pavilion

I cannot die for I am not living.

[Supervillain Ted]

Re: People of the Pavilion

We have titles for one such as you where I come from, Skeletor!

Underling!

P.S. Destroy Bob!

[Original Gangster]

Re: People of the Pavilion

Then stop posting.

Jerk.

[Skeletor]

Re: People of the Pavilion

You worms should learn your place!

*shakes fist*

[Denethor Morgoth]

Re: People of the Pavilion

it's funny because skeletor is evil and now he's posting at the pavilion.

[Supervillain Ted]

Re: People of the Pavilion

And yet, Bob continues to exist.

This is why villains such as I exist!

DOWN!

WITH!

BOB!

And poodles.

BUT!

MOSTLY!

BOB!

[Denethor Morgoth]

Re: People of the Pavilion

NO!

WHO!

IS!

BOB!?

[Supervillain Ted]

Re: People of the Pavilion

Superhero Bob!

He foils my plans for world conquest, kicking dogs, and tearing tags off the mattress!

[Denethor Morgoth]

Re: People of the Pavilion

I had a dog once. But then he got run over by a car.

*kills self*

[Supervillain Ted]

Re: People of the Pavilion

Bob drove that car.

Destroy him.

And then destroy yourself. I got a manicure in an hour, and I may not have time to give you your dues. So, be off!