Horrible Games: A blog about games most of which are horrible.

[marcus]

I'm bored. Might as well hop onto the video game blog bandwagon.

Horrible Games is a blog about horrible games which just so happens to be all of them. It was rated #1 blog in the world by a bunch of pretty important people you don't know or care about. It updates whenever I feel like it so get the RSS feed or check this topic for Christ's sake.

Today I bust out my Sega CD and begin documenting all the games that are worth owning. Since that amounts to only about five games I've got my work cut out for me.

[John Mora]

Re: Marcus's Blog: Grump Factory? Heh, more like CHUMP Factory.

While I generate a list of “must have” games and scratch off the ones I already own, enjoy these lame anime covers that graced a whole bunch of SCD games.

[lists Keio, Popful Mail and Lunar]

:V

[Valkysas]

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Keio and Lunar have grear covers. Popful Mail's cover has always bugged me, as the in-game art style is completely different.

[Gustaff 13]

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What about Snatchers?

And how come noone mentions the awesome Scaling and Rotation that the SegaCD was capable of?

[Magus]

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Snatcher's box art is awesome.

[highwind]

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well that was something

[marcus]

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What about Snatchers?

And how come noone mentions the awesome Scaling and Rotation that the SegaCD was capable of?

It was still ugly and pixelated and small and featured a distinct lack of colors because the genesis chip was super lame. And Batman Returns is probably the best Batman game before Arkham Asylum which says a lot (or not) of DC's treatment of their icons in video game form. I should go into that more in depth about how DC games universally suck whereas Marvel overall has more good games than bad.

Also, Snatcher didn't have an anime cover.

[DK]

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I think the tone of your blog is a little too angry and that makes it not very fun to read. Eh, not saying it all has to be sunshine and flowers...and you are playing to your strengths I suppose.

Guess it's just not for me!

[highwind]

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yeah, i thought the "i dont care if you read this jerkwad" was a little much because...you do care....or you wouldn't be writing a blog...

[marcus]

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Fine, I'll tone down the anger by about 2db.

[John Mora]

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Is db a denotation of douchebag? You'll tone it down 2 douchebags?

[Czechs Mex]

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I dunno how I feel about the blog, but I sure do like the title of this topic.

[marcus]

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Is db a denotation of douchebag? You'll tone it down 2 douchebags?

I'd figure there's only room enough for one douchebag and I didn't want to overpower you.

[Caciss]

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That'll be hard because you are literally overflowing with douche.

[Tintenfisch]

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Yeah this blog bites. I prefer the metaphors of Mora and the Magic of Magus. Guess we know who the real chump is. Besides why read your blog when all your posts are like blog posts.