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    Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

    I don't know how much more of this I can take. I saved right outside of the first village and put the game down. The game gives you the option to skip cutscenes (which I have been using gratuitiously) which are all painfully voiced in English. The game starts out with the main character who wakes up early because he's SO EXCITED to do something on the eastern hill. For about 3 minutes you get some very well written dialogue exchanges about how unlike it is for the Hero to wake up early. Minutes later, the hero spurts out one of the best lines of dialogue that I have ever heard in an RPG all while never stopping to take a breath:

    "Can't know how something's gonna turn out until ya try. That's the whole point of tryin'!" <--- ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE GAME.

    "THERE HE GOES AGAIN."

    "THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU KID."

    Originally posted by Wikipedia
    A young spunky 15 year old boy that is an orphan and was found and taken in by elder Rajim. After going to a nearby area with Marica, liu, Jale and Dirk, a forest appears and no one except him knows that the forest was never there before; everyone else thinks the forest was always there. They decide to go in the forest and they find a strange book that gives the hero, Jale and Marica powers. To their dismay Liu and Dirk do not get any powers, but Marica and Jale realize that there wasn't a forest before. Eventually the hero finds out about The Order, a group that believes everything is predetermined and forces people to do what they want. The hero decides to stop The Order. It is implied in the game that the hero came from another world as a baby, but that world was subsequently destroyed by the One King. The castles the hero makes his base in and the clothes he wears in the later half of the game are implied to have once belonged to his father. The hero's starting weapon is a Cudgel.
    They also removed everything in the game that makes it remotely like Suikoden at all. For instance, instead of fighting a self-contained conflict like the Suikodens of past, you're out to save the world. Instead of each character having a specialized weapon that you can sharpen which added to their personality/individuality, they can equip pretty much whatever they want. The graphics are ugly, and not reminiscent of its origins. Is this supposed to be a series reboot or a giant "**** you" to the few that actually cared about the series to begin with?

    This... this is not good. Should I press on just to see how bad it gets? Or if it possibly redeems itself? I feel like I'm playing a bad anime. I've never been put off by an RPG this much in my entire life.
    Last edited by Toaster; 05-29-2009, 08:11 PM.

    #2
    Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

    Didn't Suikoden stop after the second one? :V

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      #3
      Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

      III had a decent storyline and it was well told but everything else was pretty bad. Battle system did have promise but it just wasn't Suikoden.

      IV is just plain terrible.

      Been hearing good things about V. Just picked it up not long ago and from what I played of it I really like it.

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        #4
        Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

        yeah three was bad, you'd have guys that were level 12 and other guys that were level 50 and they forced you to use the lower level guys in the last fight.


        There was also this one uncanny thing with one group. There was a ninja guy and in every fight every enemy attacked him and only him. I even gave him an item that said "enemies will not attack this guy when it's equiped" and they still attacked him and only him. made things very easy.
        Find a dog, honk it's nose. If you are bothered by this sentence. I guess you're just not cool enough for the noses.

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          #5
          Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

          I kind of want you to keep playing it and telling us about it.

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            #6
            Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

            I heard the guy masterminding the franchise left after the second game.

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              #7
              Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

              Originally posted by John Mora View Post
              I heard the guy masterminding the franchise left after the second game.
              well the 2nd game was pretty much the apex of the story imo. the translation was pretty wonky in some areas but if they made a remake of that game i wouldn't be surprised if it gets an M rating because luca blight was a pretty horrific villain for a videogame

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                #8
                Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

                I say you keep playing, for comedic purposes of course, and to tell us how bad it gets. How you're saying it's a departure and nothing like the series reminds me of when I once played a game called Breath of Fire 5...Now THAT was a disappointment.
                Currently playing-
                Seiken Densetsu 3, Brain Lord, Terranigma (all SNES)

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                  #9
                  Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

                  Originally posted by salamander View Post
                  I say you keep playing, for comedic purposes of course, and to tell us how bad it gets. How you're saying it's a departure and nothing like the series reminds me of when I once played a game called Breath of Fire 5...Now THAT was a disappointment.
                  You mean the hardcore Breath of Fire that people hated because it was totally original?

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                    #10
                    Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

                    suikoden V is awesome.

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                      #11
                      Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

                      Yeah V is great.

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                        #12
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                        Yeah go V. Totally.
                        ...and that's why.

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                          #13
                          Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

                          Originally posted by marcus View Post
                          You mean the hardcore Breath of Fire that people hated because it was totally original?
                          Yep, that one with the little lanky kid where all you do is get lost in underground machinery dungeons; that's the one...
                          Currently playing-
                          Seiken Densetsu 3, Brain Lord, Terranigma (all SNES)

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                            #14
                            Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

                            What a horrible concept, taking a lanky kid and guiding him through dungeons. I hope I never play a game like that.

                            ...and that's why.

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                              #15
                              Re: Suikoden Tierkries - The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

                              Originally posted by marcus View Post
                              You mean the hardcore Breath of Fire that people hated because it was totally original?
                              Well, you DO happen to fancy games that want to kill you.

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