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    #1

    Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

    Flower girl dies, spawns nation of emos.

    Super soldier utilizes packing materials.

    Gods squabble, bald guy p***ed.

    Black man makes friends, works out, kills cops.

    Ayn Rand smiles from her grave.

    Loveable loser lauds lasciviousness.

    Whiney brat pelted with snowballs.

    Ugly racist stereotypes get pummelled.

    Caffeinated furry collects rings.

    Spines ripped, blood spattered, kids happy.

    Chainsaw-happy murderer sinks hopes for kiddie console.

    Flora breathe life into ongoing debate.

    Disembodied voice ushers in overused meme.

    Office drone skills taught, undead killed.

    Translation budget nil, bases not covered.

    Pushover Xmas decoration becomes disorderly.

    Money-printer brings curse.

    Annelids destroy stuff.


    Okay...guess these and add your own. I'm done for now.
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    #2
    Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

    The first one's FF7. I'm too lazy to keep reading.



    Don't copy that floppy!

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      #3
      Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

      Super soldier utilizes packing materials.
      Metal Gear

      Gods squabble, bald guy p***ed.
      God of War

      Black man makes friends, works out, kills cops.
      GTA San Andreas?

      Caffeinated furry collects rings.
      sonic

      Spines ripped, blood spattered, kids happy.
      mortal kombat

      Chainsaw-happy murderer sinks hopes for kiddie console.
      Mad World

      Flora breathe life into ongoing debate.
      Plants vs. Zombies?

      Office drone skills taught, undead killed.
      Typing of the dead
      Last edited by Valkysas; 05-26-2009, 12:10 AM.



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        #4
        Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

        Originally posted by Perversion View Post
        Flower girl dies, spawns nation of emos.
        FF7
        Super soldier utilizes packing materials.
        Metal Gear
        Gods squabble, bald guy p***ed.
        God of War
        Black man makes friends, works out, kills cops.
        San Andreas
        Ayn Rand smiles from her grave.
        BioShock
        Loveable loser lauds lasciviousness.
        Leisure Suit Larry
        Whiney brat pelted with snowballs.
        Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
        Ugly racist stereotypes get pummelled.
        River City Ransom?
        Caffeinated furry collects rings.
        Sonic the Hedgehog
        Spines ripped, blood spattered, kids happy.
        Mortal Kombat
        Chainsaw-happy murderer sinks hopes for kiddie console.
        Splatterhouse?
        Flora breathe life into ongoing debate.
        Flower
        Disembodied voice ushers in overused meme.
        Portal
        Office drone skills taught, undead killed.
        Typing of the Dead
        Translation budget nil, bases not covered.
        Zero Wing
        Pushover Xmas decoration becomes disorderly.
        ???
        Money-printer brings curse.
        Uh?
        Annelids destroy stuff.
        Also, uh?

        Okay...guess these and add your own. I'm done for now.
        the last three stumped me

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          #5
          Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

          Originally posted by Valkysas View Post
          Plants vs. Zombies?
          You were 100% until this one.


          A few are a bit esoteric. I modelled these after that uneasy film reviews thing someone linked to a while back.

          And this is twice in one day I've used the word esoteric in seperate posts.

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            #6
            Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

            The last two are Kirby Canvas Curse and Worms.

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              #7
              Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

              Originally posted by John Mora View Post
              Kirby Canvas Curse
              WRRRROOOOOONNNNNG!

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                #8
                Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

                But it fits the description.

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                  #9
                  Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

                  Ugly racist stereotypes get pummelled.
                  Punch Out?

                  Disembodied voice ushers in overused meme.
                  My guesses are between Altered Beast(RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE) or Gauntlet(ELF NEEDS FOOD BADLY)... or Portal. Drawing a blank otherwise.

                  Annelids destroy stuff.
                  Worms?

                  I'll add a few of my own for people to try.

                  Green-haired creatures get blown up, fall to their death.

                  Nordic trio with handicaps get abducted by aliens.

                  SWAT knock-off saves slumber party co-eds from vampires.

                  Fast-food mascot endorses environmentalism, shameless advertising.

                  Wizard meets plethora of grisly demises in underground labyrinth.
                  Last edited by Riotsword; 05-26-2009, 01:18 AM.

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                    #10
                    Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

                    Primate battles Italian, lawsuits fly, money is printed.

                    Weird experiments, robed guy almost negate mountain of shovelware.

                    Hero dodges arrows, rapes squaw.

                    Elf's chronology confounds fans.

                    Faceless warrior hero among fratboys, 12 year olds.

                    Leather-clad sensitive guy seeks vengeance, toy capsules.

                    Marines, aliens, psionics, Koreans battle it out.

                    Gay man and son disrupt blocky Japanese life.

                    Company loses license, virtual pigskin bloodied.

                    Shocking reveal causes identity crises.

                    Consumerist tenant in RPG form, money printed.

                    Irate customers lead to broken windows.



                    ...okay...again, I'm done for now.

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                      #11
                      Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

                      Primate battles Italian, lawsuits fly, money is printed.
                      Donkey Kong

                      Marines, aliens, psionics, Koreans battle it out.
                      Starcraft
                      http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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                        #12
                        Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

                        Hero dodges arrows, rapes squaw.
                        Custer's Revenge for the Atari.

                        Elf's chronology confounds fans.
                        The Zelda series.

                        Gay man and son disrupt blocky Japanese life.
                        Katamari Damacy

                        Company loses license, virtual pigskin bloodied.
                        Blitz: The League

                        Consumerist tenant in RPG form, money printed.
                        The Sims.
                        Last edited by Riotsword; 05-26-2009, 01:24 AM.

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                          #13
                          Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

                          Originally posted by Riotsword View Post
                          Green-haired creatures get blown up, fall to their death.
                          Castlevania?

                          Nordic trio with handicaps get abducted by aliens.
                          The Lost Vikings?

                          SWAT knock-off saves slumber party co-eds from vampires.
                          Night Trap?

                          Fast-food mascot endorses environmentalism, shameless advertising.
                          One of the 4 Burger King games? Dino Dash? Chester Cheetah's game, whatever it's called?

                          Wizard meets plethora of grisly demises in underground labyrinth.
                          Ummm...Gauntlet?

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                            #14
                            Re: Name that encapsulated review! (or add your own!)

                            man with physics degree helps doom everyone, has creepy stalker.
                            Last edited by josh; 05-26-2009, 01:48 AM.

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                              #15
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                              Half-Life

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