Riddle me this!

[The Riddler]

Heeeeello Pavilion! You can call me the Riddler, and for good measure, because do I have a riddle for you!

Who's boring and dull as can be,
and won't get laid till he's forty-three?!

I'm sure at least one of you has a brain exquisite enough to wrap his mind around this one. Toodles!

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: Riddle me this!

Caciss.

[Hank Hill]

Re: Riddle me this!

Riddles are for hippies and punk kids.


....Perversion.

[Batman]

Re: Riddle me this!

Heeeeello Pavilion! You can call me the Riddler, and for good measure, because do I have a riddle for you!

Who's boring and dull as can be,
and won't get laid till he's forty-three?!

I'm sure at least one of you has a brain exquisite enough to wrap his mind around this one. Toodles!

After gathering information on the lives of the residents here I have an answer to your riddle. It's a mean game you play, Riddler, trying to discredit the members of this innocent community. I won't let you tarnish the name of John Mora without a fight. He's a decent and well-respected man who deserves no ties to your sick mind games.

No matter where you go, Riddler, I'll be there to drag you back to Arkham.

[Hank Hill]

Re: Riddle me this!

Bwa!?

[Randy Newman]

Re: Riddle me this!

His riddles are fierce and his riddles are short
But there's only one man Gotham won't abort

Yes, he is BATMAN
Yup, he is BATMAN

Riddler beware, 'cause he'll make you scared

He is Batman!!!

*plays piano*

[Grimsby]

Re: Riddle me this!

sing about bewbs, damnit

[The Riddler]

Re: Riddle me this!

Bravo! Bravo! If isn't the big bad Batman! I have always been a fan of that mind of yours, but this time you're being far too intrusive. I'm merely playing an innocent little games of riddles, am I not Pavilion? I assure you I mean no harm.

However, let's test those detective skills again, I don't think you can't get this one, Batman.

Which one of you,
with words a few
shocks and disgusts
with the dickgirls we lust?

[Marv Albert]

Re: Riddle me this!

I don't appreciate being the butt of your sick jokes!

YESSS!!!

Er, I mean... NO!

[Dora the Explorer]

Re: Riddle me this!

RIDDLER NO RIDDLING!
RIDDLER NO RIDDLING!!
RIDDLER NO RIDDLING!!!

[Batman]

Re: Riddle me this!

Bravo! Bravo! If isn't the big bad Batman! I have always been a fan of that mind of yours, but this time you're being far too intrusive. I'm merely playing an innocent little games of riddles, am I not Pavilion? I assure you I mean no harm.

However, let's test those detective skills again, I don't think you can't get this one, Batman.

Which one of you,
with words a few
shocks and disgusts
with the dickgirls we lust?

Several hours ago I didn't know what a dickgirl was. He's disgusting but Crunk provides entertainment and, oftentimes, whimsy. Nothing he does is illegal. Nothing I'm willing to waste my strength on anyway.

Try harder, Riddler. The distance between us narrows.

[Satan]

Re: Riddle me this!

Several hours ago I didn't know what a dickgirl was. He's disgusting but Crunk provides entertainment and, oftentimes, whimsy. Nothing he does is illegal. Nothing I'm willing to waste my strength on anyway.

Try harder, Riddler. The distance between us narrows.

You two are more alike than you know, Batman. In fact, you two both belong in the same ring of Hell.

[Judd Sergeant]

Re: Riddle me this!

You don't have to talk the thing in damn lyrics to confuse me, man. I have always talk straight with you, and then you come and raffle off these damn soliloquis to prove like I have Ayy Dee Dee or something like that. It just turns my blood to boiling point, man.

Oh wait, I figured it out. It's gotta be Crythania. I'm a ****ing geniusness, man.

[Chad]

Re: Riddle me this!

Apparently Batman is protecting Perversion's good name!

[Toaster]

Re: Riddle me this!

Riddle me this:

Why are there so many ****ty halloween accounts this year?