Short People...

[Randy Newman]

*plays piano*

Short people got no reason,

Short people got no reason,

Short people got no reason to live!

They got little hands, little eyes

They walk around telling grea big lies,

They got tiny noses, and tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Don't want no short people

Don't want no short people

Don't want no short people 'round here!!

*plays piano*

[Hank Hill]

Re: Short People...

Hello, Mr. Newman. My name is Hank Hill, assistant manager of Strickland Propane. I have to say, I hate your music, yup.

[Vordik Nibnok]

Re: Short People...

I HATE THE LIGHT OF YOUR SOUL.

THE DARKNESS APPROACHES.

EMBRACE.

[Randy Newman]

Re: Short People...

Hello, Mr. Newman. My name is Hank Hill, assistant manager of Strickland Propane. I have to say, I hate your music, yup.

I'm so sorry to hear that. Here, have an Oscar. I have tons of 'em.



*continues to play the piano*

[Hank Hill]

Re: Short People...

I HATE THE LIGHT OF YOUR SOUL.

THE DARKNESS APPROACHES.

EMBRACE.

Stop being a negative Nancy...try to be a..positive pete.

[Randy Newman]

Re: Short People...

*plays the piano*

Newman is new to the Pav....

Vordik Nibnok makes me laugh....

Hank is honest, far from modest,

And his words do not leave me with scabs. *continues playing*

[Vegeta]

Re: Short People...

Stop being a negative Nancy...try to be a..positive pete.

How about positive Peggy like your shrewd wife.

[Hank Hill]

Re: Short People...

I'll kick your ass! My wife is a champion Scrabble player!

COME ON! I'm kicking your ass...v..vegeta!?

[Randy Newman]

Re: Short People...

Vegeta just dissed Hank

Newman isn't the one to thank

Hank is about to get physical

It helps me get..LYRICAL!

Vegeta, go and eat some cereal

And make peace...as I...head straight to the bank!

*continues playing piano*

[Hank Hill]

Re: Short People...

Well, guess he was too afraid to fight. That's what happens when you mess with block captain and Assistant Manager of Strickland Propane.

[Randy Newman]

Re: Short People...

Hank is a winner

Hank is a winner

Vegeta chickened out

So I will scream and shout

That Hank is a winner! *continues playing*

[Communist Killer Bot 3000]

Re: Short People...

*pew pew pew*

This communist music will stop!

*pew pew pew*