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    #1

    The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

    Yes. List only two, please.

    You must have actually watched the anime you are commenting on in order to bash it~! None of this "the buzz on the internet is..." or "my friend said this was..." BS.

    I want stuff that's so bad you felt guilty for watching it.

    NO HENTAI anime. We already know that whole genre is 98% crap.


    Here we go!


    1. Powerstone-
    A wonderfuly inventive 3-D fighting game from CAPCOM... turned into one of the crappiest animes ever made. Cheap animation (including an overuse of still shots, held shots, static pan shots and other cheap ass animation tricks), horrible, pointless story (I know it's a fighting game, but damn), and the most annoying american dub EVER. Holy sh!t, if I have to hear Falcon's wussy butler say "YOUNG MASTER!!! YOUNG MASTER!!!" one more time, I'll make it my life's mission to track down that voice actor and crush his throat under my boot.

    I paid $5.00 for the first DVD (new), and I felt very ripped off. It was so bad I could barely get through the first episode and then stopped at the second one. Total sh!t, not even a 3 year old would put up with this as entertainment.

    2. Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer
    Another fighting game anime... figures. How much fanservice is too much? This anime tries to answer that question. ASS! BOOBS! ASS! Why aren't you watching a hentai? I DON'T KNOW!

    The animation is actually alright, if you enjoy endless/pointless T&A shots or have a strange fixation with giant, over-filled water balloons hanging off someone's chest. The fight scenes are okay. Wish they had spent some time on the plot, although since I watched the DUB (I know, just makes things worse) I don't know if this idiotic plot made more sense in the original language... but probably not. Sometimes the dubbed lines were so bad they were hilarious. The brother/sister duo takes the cake for the seriously weird/amusing stuff, though.

    I didn't pay for this one, but my friend did. The bargin bin at blockbuster (and the $2.99 a piece price tag) made this OVA/series seem almost worthwhile. I'm pretty sure we never watched past the first one. I think they are both still on the shelf, where they have resided since we watched them, and they remained there even when my friend moved out.

    Anyone else have some awful treasures to share with the group?
    Eat Smello.
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    #2
    Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

    Rave Master: I accendently caught an episode of this on Maguzi. The episode featured the young heros caught on a train when the Big Booty Bandits were staging a robery. These bandits had the dispostion of gansters, if ganster were gay and had asses bigger than their heads. Throughout the bandit's pun filled dialoge they would strike various poses that showcased their butts. It was the worst form of potty humor I had ever seen. Needless to say, it didn't restore my faith in anime.

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      #3
      Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

      you'd have a hard time convicing me gowcaizer voltage fighter wan't actually hentai.




      lesse....my two worst.....well my very low standards keep me from lambasting too many of the anime i've seen. but metroplis was really really bad. american style characters and lackluster "animation", if it can even be called that. i felt like i was watching some american piece of crap, not an actual japanese animation.


      i spose i don't have a second. but metropolis sucked.

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        #4
        Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

        I really liked it. A lot.

        =(

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          #5
          Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

          knights of ramune.

          oh god.



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            #6
            Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

            people do like things i don't like. it's not a call to arms against it, it's just my personal taste. in my opinion, gowkaizer had just the right amount of boobs and ass.

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              #7
              Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

              I'd have to agree with Metropolis. And my other pick would be Bey Blade. Yes, I watched it.....
              Grow!

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                #8
                Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

                I lot of people told me Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals was bad, but I didn't believe them. I first saw it when I was 12, so I was mostly just like OH MAN FINAL FANTASY AWWW YEAH, and the fact that they used music straight from FFV was pretty cool, and I kinda liked the credits music. But I'm thinking back on it, and I can only even remember a few things.

                -The chocobos were ugly as hell.
                -The hero, Pretz (a play on Butz, I guess), splits a gigantic monster in half in a very cool fashion, and then says immediately afterwards, "He had a splitting headache."
                -EVERY character introduced themselves the same way. "They call me Rouge, I am queen of the Sky Pirates," "My name is Mid, and I have tiny eyebrows," "I'm General McHugeChest," etc.
                -This can be interpreted as a plus or a minus, but the main girl character, Linaly, involuntarily shoots a huge laser out of her butt.

                And mostly, the whole visual style of the anime was really, really incoherent. And the flow and the pace just didn't really make sense.

                ... I think I'm gonna watch it again, now.

                Edit: OH, YEAH, RAVE MASTER. That's the show with the horrible snowmandogthing, right? Does THAT THING remind anyone else of the waddling snowman-looking things you can throw like eggs in Yoshi's Island? Y'know? What the hell are those things called...

                Double Edit: HERE. The ugly things right above Poochy with the carrot noses/beaks!
                Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 02-09-2005, 12:01 AM. Reason: OH YEAH RAVE MASTER

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                  #9
                  Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

                  but metroplis was really really bad. american style characters and lackluster "animation", if it can even be called that. i felt like i was watching some american piece of crap, not an actual japanese animation.
                  Whuhn? Those American style characters you speak of are of Osamu Tezuka's designs, with which Japanese animation began. Directly influenced by Western cartooning, of course they're "American styled." I think Metropolis is great.


                  I try to stay clear of terrible anime, but besides exposure to DBZ, two come to mind.

                  A friend of mine once rented Gowcaizer because he saw the ad in video game magazines and was a pervert. I happened to be there when he watched it, and yeah, it was pretty darned horrible.

                  I once went to a anime viewing session on-campus to see the first episodes of Stand Alone Complex and Full Metal Alchemist, but they played the first episode of Mahoromatic first. Although there were some lighthearted and funny moments, the maid premise in which the doll-like title character innocently and constantly "services" her femmy, semi-perverted, huge-bespectacled 14-year-old master just screamed "shlock!" The episode ended with the male protagonist passing out and remembering a scene from his childhood in which he's in a bathtub in the sensual embrace of his topless mother. One episode isn't enough to adjudicate the worth of the whole series, but I can't say that the first one left me wanting more.
                  Last edited by TheHonorableRyu; 02-09-2005, 01:31 AM.

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                    #10
                    Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

                    sorta already knew that. but other people might not have. so good addition.



                    *wonders if maybe people misread "metropolis" as "your mother"*
                    Last edited by gray; 02-09-2005, 02:29 AM.

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                      #11
                      Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

                      The only anime I've ever seen is pokemon (that's anime, right?). So i guess that's the worst by default.

                      What's the draw of NOT sucky anime? I feel like maybe I'm missing something. I never really watched Futurama till Nixon got to me, and now I'm in love. So maybe you can do that again.

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                        #12
                        Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

                        No mention of the Chrono Trigger anime? It's so stupid. Lucca and Chrono are in it for like 5 seconds. It's like they don't even know what to do with the 16 minutes they got.

                        BoboboBo Bobobo - It's about a white guy with a blonde afro who fights villains with his nose hair. His dad was a hair. It's incredibly stupid. I thought it might be funny, but it's not.

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                          #13
                          Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

                          The Chrono Trigger "anime" was a simple little promotional animation prior to CT's release. I don't really think they'd bother making something like that a blockbuster epic.
                          Last edited by RPGD; 02-09-2005, 04:16 AM.

                          ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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                            #14
                            Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

                            shoot, if you're not gonna bother making it good, don't make it at all!


                            but no, i never saw it.

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                              #15
                              Re: The absolute worst anime you've seen with your own two eyeballs.

                              http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/...201250304/1023

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