You see here at Pavilion Boards if you are a newb, and more important act like a newb you get treated like a newb. " We call them how we seem them ", infact that quote right there became the official slogan for Pavilionboards in 2005 . Valkylas came up with it himself. But mighty Kireblade descended from the sky and said " Thy board cannoy carry such an idiotic slogan ". Well we are still working on a new slogan, but that doesn't matter... What does is if you are a newb read this now. If you aren't you might get a kick out of my unfunny humour.
I myself may not be part of the " grumps ". ( Grumps= The cool people who are funny and deserve every ounce of respect ). Newbs will refer to grumps as butts and asses. Infact I think a lot of people don't even know who I am. But I understand the formula to becoming cool.
Probally one of the biggest things is keep internet slang and bad grammar away. I manage to get away with mine. Evey now and then some "grumps" bug me about it. But I get by. God knows how Karr manages. I think he might possibly use his fist to type. More to the point if you say
"hei guis i m t0t3lly ma3k1ng a gam3 an it wil b about ninja samuris who lik to eat banannas and watermelons wat do u think?"
If you say that, you might as well not come back agian, however taking about 1 minute more to type your post, you may get something like
"Hey guys! I am working on a game. It will feature ninja samuris who enjoy eating fruits among other things. What do you think "
People will atleast take time to read your post that way and not put you on there ignore list. P.S. The game is under my official copyright.
Number 2! CAPITALS ARE MEANT FOR THE START OF A SCENTENCE. HEY AREN'T I COOL. I HIT CAPSLOCK ZOMG LOL, PEOPLE THINK I'M FUNNY!
No! Now stfu ( <- slang like that is acceptable if you dont use it lots. ) But seriously, if I ever meet a person typing like this and I am standing right beside them I will bash there face in the keyboard and say something witty about capital letters.
Number 3! Don't take us seriously. I mean this is serious, but you should know where the jokes clearly are.
Number 4! This ones personal to Lord Colahanni/Colandor/Cornholio please do not say one word go down 20 spaces and put a smiley.
Doesn't that just annoy you? I mean once, whatever. But every second post. C'mon! You're better then that.
Number 5! Don't argue with higher statuses. They have friends who have high status too. And they're all real good at flaming and argueing, trust me on this.
Number 6! Don't make topics with no value. Like the latest Jesus Fish topic. Either Simple Man wanted attention or is just plain stupid. Or both.
Number 7! Never correct my grammar ever.
Number 8! Use the god damn edit button
Number 9! Give us reputation points
Number 10! Look for the flaw in every little thing and make a big deal out of it. Eh, the grumps get away with it, why not us.
Number 11! Learn the Pavilion Lingo. Like the emoticons and certian words. If you don't know what to do just say:
Number 12! Read this post twice.
With that said, the o great one Valkylas shall either lock or not read this topic. You my fellow readers enjoy yourself. But fear for into the night KireBlade descends down agian.
I myself may not be part of the " grumps ". ( Grumps= The cool people who are funny and deserve every ounce of respect ). Newbs will refer to grumps as butts and asses. Infact I think a lot of people don't even know who I am. But I understand the formula to becoming cool.
Probally one of the biggest things is keep internet slang and bad grammar away. I manage to get away with mine. Evey now and then some "grumps" bug me about it. But I get by. God knows how Karr manages. I think he might possibly use his fist to type. More to the point if you say
"hei guis i m t0t3lly ma3k1ng a gam3 an it wil b about ninja samuris who lik to eat banannas and watermelons wat do u think?"
If you say that, you might as well not come back agian, however taking about 1 minute more to type your post, you may get something like
"Hey guys! I am working on a game. It will feature ninja samuris who enjoy eating fruits among other things. What do you think "
People will atleast take time to read your post that way and not put you on there ignore list. P.S. The game is under my official copyright.
Number 2! CAPITALS ARE MEANT FOR THE START OF A SCENTENCE. HEY AREN'T I COOL. I HIT CAPSLOCK ZOMG LOL, PEOPLE THINK I'M FUNNY!
No! Now stfu ( <- slang like that is acceptable if you dont use it lots. ) But seriously, if I ever meet a person typing like this and I am standing right beside them I will bash there face in the keyboard and say something witty about capital letters.
Number 3! Don't take us seriously. I mean this is serious, but you should know where the jokes clearly are.
Number 4! This ones personal to Lord Colahanni/Colandor/Cornholio please do not say one word go down 20 spaces and put a smiley.
Boobs.
Number 5! Don't argue with higher statuses. They have friends who have high status too. And they're all real good at flaming and argueing, trust me on this.
Number 6! Don't make topics with no value. Like the latest Jesus Fish topic. Either Simple Man wanted attention or is just plain stupid. Or both.
Number 7! Never correct my grammar ever.
Number 8! Use the god damn edit button
Number 9! Give us reputation points
Number 10! Look for the flaw in every little thing and make a big deal out of it. Eh, the grumps get away with it, why not us.
Number 11! Learn the Pavilion Lingo. Like the emoticons and certian words. If you don't know what to do just say:
Number 12! Read this post twice.
With that said, the o great one Valkylas shall either lock or not read this topic. You my fellow readers enjoy yourself. But fear for into the night KireBlade descends down agian.
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