Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

[Denmo]

http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

Uwe Boll will stop making movies with One Million Signatures.

Uwe Boll, the German director behind such horrid video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has recently admitted that he would retire from making movies if enough people want him to stop. When FearNet mentioned to Boll a petition online signed by 18,000 people requesting that he cease making films, Boll responded that “18,000 is not enough to convince me.”So how much would be enough?

“One million,” Boll said. “Now we have a new goal.”

Only 950,000 to go. Tell your friends!

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

I'm # 51448! =D

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

# 51,454

51461. Anonymous Uwe, either kill yourself or I'll come get you.

Perfect example of why online petitions will never be taken seriously.

[Biggie]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

I think I'll pass!

[Denmo]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

You're either with us or against us!

[Kire]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

Only Sith speak in such generalities!

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

But only Bigfoot speaks in such banality!

[Valkysas]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

I encourage people to NOT sign this.

We need Uwe Boll.

He is a 100% accurate indicator of which companies do not care about their games.

[Loki]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

Despicable.

[Biggie]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

You're either with us or against us!

Why you wanna do that?

[Red Dragon]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

I encourage people to NOT sign this.

We need Uwe Boll.

He is a 100% accurate indicator of which companies do not care about their games.

They care about thier games, they just don't care about how thier franchises are represented.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

Usually the game companies don't have any connection to the movie beyond selling the rights to a studio. The studio usually doesn't know or care anything about the games, it's just a cheap license with a built-in audience. Until game companies start to take part in the production like Marvel did it won't get any better.

[Sejon]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

I went ahead and signed it. But I doubt he's going to seriously stop making films even if this thing manages to get well over a million signatures.

[Riotsword]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

I signed too, but only because House of the Dead offended me so.

[josh]

Re: Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

Only Sith speak in such generalities!

ONLY A SITH LORD DEALS IN ABSOLUTES

GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE