recipe for a good movie

[Deeth Irteen]

If I could make a comedy movie, it would be a fantasy setting (thnk LOTR) and cast the likes of:

1) Jim Carry
2) Larry the cable guy
3) Will Farrel
4) Jack black, and
5) Will Smith, as the villain.

The movie would be exactly 2 1/2 hours long, and be rated PG-13.
Also, I think I would have Ice Cube somewhere in the movie, or maybe Tim Allen. What do you guys think?

[Lausen]

Re: recipe for a good movie

Ok...

What exactly is the point of this? You need to at least add one super hot chick. Tis a must.

[Nixon]

Re: recipe for a good movie

It sounds like 2 1/2 hours of sheer hell.

[John Mora]

Re: recipe for a good movie

If I could make a comedy movie, it would be a fantasy setting (thnk LOTR) and cast the likes of:

1) Jim Carry
2) Larry the cable guy
3) Will Farrel
4) Jack black, and
5) Will Smith, as the villain.

The movie would be exactly 2 1/2 hours long, and be rated PG-13.
Also, I think I would have Ice Cube somewhere in the movie, or maybe Tim Allen. What do you guys think?

Haha, WOW.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: recipe for a good movie

This is going to be fantastic.

[John Mora]

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BTW, they did this sort of thing back in the 70s. They made a three hour movie with all of the era's hottest comedic talent. And it was a fantastic failure.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: recipe for a good movie

How dare you stereotype a fantasy setting as LOTR.

Also, Larry the Cable Guy being in a movie is akin to dropping a big fat ****ing atomic bomb. Just... no.

[Seraph]

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Recipe for a good movie:

Make a movie starring a fat white guy (possibly Jack Black) and some skinny black guy (possibly some def rapper), where they must recreate movies from the 80's (because as we all know, the 80's is soo in right now). Oh wait, that's a recipe for a bad movie.


Yup. I'm hilarious.

[John Mora]

Re: recipe for a good movie

That would be bad unless it was directed by Michel Gondry. :3

[Kire]

Re: recipe for a good movie

Mystery Men 2?

[Perversion]

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5) Will Smith, as the villain.

Four not-so-funny white guys are the good guys, and a not-so-funny black guy as the villain?

:racist

But I agree with everyone so far...the movie you describe would be torturous, even moreso if Tim Allen is included. And I think the movie Mora is referring to is It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but that possibly came out in the 60s.

[Perversion]

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Who the hell thought Jim Carrey was funny in the first place?

[JPS]

Re: recipe for a good movie

If I could make a comedy movie, it would be a fantasy setting (thnk LOTR) and cast the likes of:

1) Jim Carry
2) Larry the cable guy
3) Will Farrel
4) Jack black, and
5) Will Smith, as the villain.

The movie would be exactly 2 1/2 hours long, and be rated PG-13.
Also, I think I would have Ice Cube somewhere in the movie, or maybe Tim Allen. What do you guys think?

All of these people suck majorly except Will Smith, and he sucks.

And its not racist if you have someone playing as a good guy that has "black" as a last name, it evens everything out.

[Deeth Irteen]

Re: recipe for a good movie

Ok...

What exactly is the point of this? You need to at least add one super hot chick. Tis a must.

How dare you stereotype a fantasy setting as LOTR.

Also, Larry the Cable Guy being in a movie is akin to dropping a big fat ****ing atomic bomb. Just... no.

Four not-so-funny white guys are the good guys, and a not-so-funny black guy as the villain?

:racist

to Lausen: Gwen Stefani! as the lead male's love interest!

to John: I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean a direct parody of LOTR
(which is good), I meant a fantasy setting with elves and dwarves
and stuff in a cheesy generic world.

to Perversion: I am not racist. In fast, Will Smith is my favorite actor. I just
want to see Will Smith as a bad guy.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: recipe for a good movie

hollywood needs to look for more original ideas, or at least take an old idea and put a fresh spin on it. seems everything lately is stale. find what the market lacks that they would acually want to watch, then find stars that would exemplify the cast rather then be the only selling feature.

as for this topic, lets leave the grump to the experts.