Dr. Phil's Book Club

[Dr. Phil]

Oprah said I should make a book club.

Besides my books what do you suggest?

[George W. Bush]

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Reed HOW TO BE A GEORGE BUSH!

[AsSeenOnTV]

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Everything Kevin Trudeau!

You can't see his books without buying them.

In fact if you call within the next 8 minutes you'll get his books FREE!! All you have to do is pay for the shipping and handling*

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*Shipping and handling will cost you your left nut and still take 6-8 weeks to deliver. Offer is subject to change without notice. Please no checks, COD's, credit cards, gift cards, real money, or monopoly money. You must claim to be 18 or older to buy (we don't care if you lie. Offer requires you to buy 8 other items to be valid.

[PerversionMan]

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Dr. Phil, you don't even know what a REAL man is!

[Paramedic]

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It's not really a book, per se, but I've had an idea since med school. Of course all my colleagues and professors laughed at me for it ...

Anyway, I've noticed that soldiers in the field encounter great stress, and that their hardships can cause just as hard a toll on their mental health as it does on their physical health. But where are the military psychologists when they're needed most? They're on over-rated, syndicated, daytime, talk-shows.

I proposed that we deploy therapists to the front lines by parachute when ever and where ever they're needed most. We can call them paracologists!

What do you think?

*brzz-kweeerp*

[Ann Coulter]

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The only books worth reading are the Bible and anything I've written.

Every other book in the history of the world does nothing but spread filthy liberal lies.

[PerversionMan]

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Actually, I rather enjoy Naked Lunch.

[BigRayCharles]

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I think this topic is pedantic and petulant. Mwahahahah!

[Solid Snake]

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*beep beep*
*fade out*

Hey Colonel, who's this guy? He seems pretty smart.

(Colonel)That's Dr. Phil McGraw Snake. He's an American born psychologist and TV personality. Many people rely on him for practical domestic advice. He appears on his own TV show, as well as many public venues.

So instead of laying on a bed in a private room, you go to a TV show instead for a shrink? Times have changed.

(Colonel)Yes Snake. Many people have lent themselves to televised dispute resolution. It seems like the popular thing to do among Americans.

Wow, maybe he can help me with my problems...

*end conversation*

[Michael Vick]

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Oprah said I should make a book club.

Besides my books what do you suggest?

Dear Mister Phil.

I needs some help with finding Jesus's. I needs to repent for my sinning. What ever shall I do? What does you reccomend I does with my life?

<3 Michael

[Scooby Doo]

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I rike "Roodnight Moon"! Rut rat on your rist! Rits a rassic!

Roh, and ri Michael. Row are Spot and Coby roing?

[simple_man]

Re: Dr. Phil's Book Club

It's not really a book, per se, but I've had an idea since med school. Of course all my colleagues and professors laughed at me for it ...

Anyway, I've noticed that soldiers in the field encounter great stress, and that their hardships can cause just as hard a toll on their mental health as it does on their physical health. But where are the military psychologists when they're needed most? They're on over-rated, syndicated, daytime, talk-shows.

I proposed that we deploy therapists to the front lines by parachute when ever and where ever they're needed most. We can call them paracologists!

What do you think?

*brzz-kweeerp*

to many big words. head hurt.

[Pickles]

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I'd say "Sound of the Beast" by that douchebag Ian Christe, but wouldn't you know, he forgot about the most awesome band in the whole world in there.

[Oprah]

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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Phil]

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You're so wise Oprah.