My Apology

[Tangled Slinky]

To all those kids that lost their eyes playing with me...

I'm sawry.

[George W. Bush]

Re: My Apology

Iz that U laura!?

[AsSeenOnTV]

Re: My Apology

But thanks to new space-age technology we have the Untangle-able* slinky!

All we need is your life-savings and this fascinating, all-in-wonder product can be YOURS in 6-8 weeks.

Why deal with all those other slinkies when you can have BETTER!?

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*slinky may still actually get tangled when in use.

[Inraged Sow]

Re: My Apology

I owned a slinky once, almost poked me in the eye.

[General Grievous]

Re: My Apology

Your apology is worthless, much like yourself.

SHA HA HA HA



*flee*

[Ann Coulter]

Re: My Apology

You're just another worthless liberal toy. Children should spend their time reading either the Bible or my books to ensure they grow up as good conservatives.