Stories from avatars

[WarDragon]

This is just a story that u can write and complete in 10 pages.

Several years ago a group of men stolen a very important gem. This gem could destroy the worlds very being only to find out that he must....

[RPGD]

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... feed it to the blue duck so it could crap out the saviors of the universe. After some thought...

[Denmo]

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... He decided to sprinkle some ex-lax on the gem to make sure they came out quickly and stronger than ever. Feeding it to the duck...

[Riotsword]

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...he forgot to use the chocolate-flavored ex-lax, instead using the chalk flavored kind. Enraged at this, the duck proceeded to chase him around the room. After running around the area for several minutes, they both got tired and...

[Kefka Jr.]

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decided to just kick back with a box of Hamdingers, a couple of brewskies and watch some of the duck's old episodes of Miami Vice. But when they put in the tape...

[InfinityDragon]

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they found that the ducks wife had taped over them with old episodes of "Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman." They cried, and then decided to go out for a walk. While out they met up with the Professor, who told them...

[RPGD]

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... "Get back to the freakin' journey!" Thusly, they tried feeding the blue duck the gem once more, and...

[InfinityDragon]

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I'm tellin you man, that duck just WOULDN'T eat the gem. So they forced it down the ducks throat. Unfortunatly the Duck started to choke on the gem and passed out. So the professor and the guy took the duck to...

[The Dark Jester]

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a group of helpful jews. Who rubbed each other with blankets after a rousing vasoline race. Then after the buffet they....

[InfinityDragon]

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...droped a little bit more acid. But this time it was the bad stuff and they had nightmares about...

[Redneck 2000]

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... Staffmaster. Luckily they wake up just in time to...

[The Dark Jester]

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pee.

[Armored]

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Into a giant

[Czechs Mex]

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staffmaster's mouth.

[InfinityDragon]

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*enraged by this Staffmaster kills every one and restarts the story*

So the professor figured out how to give the duck mouth to mouth and resucistated (sp?) it. The Duck FINALY swallowed the gem during this and suddenly was granted the ability to speak. It told off the guy and the professor for not useing the chocolate flavored exlax and then set to work digesting the gem into the worlds savior. After many hours the ducks belly began to rumble and the duck took the biggest dump any duck had ever taken, thus relaesing the worlds savior, who turned out to be...